Episode 9
Nov 12, 2024
Daniel reads a blood-curdling dating profile for a lame sex cult on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Nichole wonders whether her neuro is divergent enough on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel has a nervous breakdown at a mini-golf windmill on "Poly Mindf**k."
The Amateurs must be obsessed with Muppets, because we’re at it again with a Dark Crystal cold open. Looking at the world with Muppet colored glasses.
Normie Corner
Let’s get things going with a “Normie Corner” all about Unicorn Hunters which leads up nicely into…
Unicorn Hunter Hunters
Daniel brings a couple of… cult leaders? to the group to indulge out Stuberts in one of their favorite segments where the Amateurs rate the profiles in three categories:
Self-aggrandizement
Arbitrary rules
Would we Unicorn for them?
Ask the Amateurs
A Stubert gets Laurel’s name wrong, but offers a great question as an appropriate tribute:
“Hello, Nichole, Daniel, and Lauren. This is Mr. Jack, friend of Kat's. People with intellectual disabilities can often have difficulties with relationships.
How common is it for people with intellectual disabilities to be in polyamorous relationships? Have any of you been in a polyamorous relationship with someone who is neurodivergent? What were the challenges?
But most importantly, what were the rewards? What were the goodies? Thank you.”
Poly Mindf*ck
Laurel refuses to play games anymore after this iteration of Poly MindF*ck involving mini golf, a metamour, and pretending to like things she just doesn’t actually like.