Our
Segments
All our segments in all their glory! This is the kind of stuff you’ll hear on the show.
Ask the Amateurs
Want good advice? Ask Multiamory. Want a good story that is somewhat adjacent to yours? Ask us. No question is too dumb, because we’ve got the answers to match.
Unicorn Hunter Hunters
We take a gander at the worst (best!) unicorn hunter profiles, and rate them on Self Aggrandizement, Arbitrary Rules, and Would We Unicorn for Them. Because sometimes…
Monogamy RUOK
Witness the most toxic monogamy takes from Reddit, the Dating Industrial Complex, and beyond. We give them their comeuppance, but sadly they’ll never know.
Animal Magnetism
Birds do it, bees do it, even sophisticated fleas do it. Let’s do it. Let’s take a look at an example of non-monagamy from the animal kingdom. It’s only natural.
Unhinged
It’s a show and tell of your worst dating profile messages, including, but not limited to, negging, sexually forward hellos, and non sequiturs from folks who seem to forget that anyone is reading.
Crazy Sexy Poly
Yeah, the name’s ironic. These are generally wholesome, mundane stories about the aspects of polyamory that make terrible reality TV. Rides to the airport, anyone?
Poly Mindfuck
Everyone fucks up. We fuck up more than most. This one’s a mea culpa for any shit-stepping that we could have totally avoided had we been looking two feet ahead.
Star Trek: Booty Roster
We’re not a Star Trek podcast, but no one seems to believe us. Make your own polycule out of three characters from a given show: Your Nesting Officer, Dating Officer, and Fucking Officer.
Is This Poly?!
Inquiring minds want to know. We look at a piece of media — songs, shows, movies, books, snippets of graffiti — and ask the big question. And then argue about it.
Bone to Pick
We’re mad and we’re not taking it anymore. This is an excuse for us to talk shit, vent, or rant, as though we need an excuse. It used to be poly related only. Now it knows no bounds.
Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy (PIP:IOP)
Long name, simple idea. We discuss instances of poly visibility in the news — or sometimes from the streets. Have you been doing your part, acting slutty in public?
Reed Alert
Named for one of our foundational Stuberts, this segment is a holler into the void, asking a state, country, or specific individual to reach out to us for gabby fun times.
Poly Pyramid Scheme
We have needs too! We’re asking for questions, 5-star reviews, social media moderator volunteers, and sometimes a little sweet, sweet cash. It does rule everything around us.
Practical Poly
We don’t do interviews. But we do this. It’s a deeply informal chat with folks offering some service to the community: therapists, artists, activists, authors, and whatever the hell you do.
Come on Our Show
This one is kind of interview-ish too. But it’s just for adult content creators! So it’s got its own special jingle, and a custom double entendre. Get it? Get it??
My Own Poly Idaho
The poly world is big and wide. We talk to folks from far and distant places, from Australia to Florida. What’s different about polyamory where you’re at? We know nothing here in Portland.
Shit Daniel Does
Whenever Laurel and Nichole start comparing notes on the many follies of Daniel, they play the jingle, and start cackling, like the b— uh, witches they are.
DM Sliders
Our mailbag weighs a ton. Sometimes it needs to be aired out. On this segment, we read reviews, letters, DMs and whatever else Stubertdom throws at us.
Between Two Pervs
Sometimes publicists pitch us on guests without having listened to the podcast. Sometimes they even offer suggested questions. On those special days we play-act the interview without them.
That Was Not a Question
We offer our hot takes that no one asked for. Usually in response to someone else’s hot take that we didn’t ask for. No one asked for any of this.
Sex Bits
No, it’s not your dingle dong and coochie hoo. This is the segment where we share the comedy bits that we do during the bangin’ — sometimes hilarious, sometimes horrifying, often both.
Compersion Therapy
When we have monogs folks on the pod, we try to help them to grow. They give us three reasons they aren’t poly, and we break down why they are wrong.
Spit Toasting
What if a bunch of people ganged up on you to say really nice things? You’d love/hate it? So do the victims of this segment. Think of it as affirmation bukkake.
Normie Corner
When we catch ourselves using the poly jargon, we send ourselves to our corner. We explain it for the newbies and audio voyeurs out there. Sometimes we’re wrong, but that’s our brand.
Invitation to Love
How do you improve your dating profile? Invite a bunch of chaos muppets to critique it, from the first line to the photos. You may not get more dates, but you’ll make us happy.