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EPISODE CATALOG

Dec 10, 2024

Magic: The Gathering of Sh***y Men

The PolyAmateurs go hard from the jump with a Las Vegas-themed "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," complete with bad-boundary back rubs. On "Ask the Amateurs," a socialist Stubert asks if PolyAmory is just for the rich, or if it just makes you feel rich. "Is this Poly" goes deep inside Tyler the Creator, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, and Kesha.

Magic: The Gathering of Sh***y Men

Dec 3, 2024

We're Gonna Need a Zendayagram

We ask "Is This Poly?!" of the movie "Challengers" — and of the trailer of the movie "Challengers." On "Asks the Amateurs," an anonymous Stubert wants to compare notes about comparing metamours. Daniel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about meeting a partner's crime family.

We're Gonna Need a Zendayagram

Nov 26, 2024

Discovering Masturbation and Mark Ruffalo

Daniel shares his very first "Poly Mindf***" (the first he admits to, anyhow). Nichole's very sweet, very normy friend is curious when we're all going to find someone hotter on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel admits to being born sexy yesterday when the team looks at "Poor Things" on "Is This Poly?!" Plus: a "Normy Corner" to explain "primary partners," who are, you know, more important than you.

Discovering Masturbation and Mark Ruffalo

Nov 19, 2024

The Universal Dissociative Quality of Fathers

For our inaugural "My Own Poly Idaho" segment, Daniel calls up the entire state of Iowa, since they both start with I. Laurel braves the father's den in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole role plays as a s***ty swinger in "Poly Mindf**k."

The Universal Dissociative Quality of Fathers

Nov 12, 2024

Rodney Dangerfield, Tantric Guru

Daniel reads a blood-curdling dating profile for a lame sex cult on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Nichole wonders whether her neuro is divergent enough on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel has a nervous breakdown at a mini-golf windmill on "Poly Mindf**k."

Rodney Dangerfield, Tantric Guru

Nov 5, 2024

Our Home Is The Waffle, Our Time Together Is The Syrup

Nichole shares a "Crazy, Sexy, Poly" story about preemptive crying. A friend/Stubert of Laurel writes in to "Ask the Amateurs" about finding their Chesty Nesty Bestie. Daniel bitches about monogamous Canadian A.I. on "Is this Poly." Plus: Double "Normie Corner" mini-segments for the noobs!

Our Home Is The Waffle, Our Time Together Is The Syrup

Oct 29, 2024

The PolyAmateur Yom Kippur Spectacular!

Nichole, Laurel, and Daniel confess their "foibles" on the day of atonement and learn absolutely nothing, a la Seinfeld. A reader asks who gets Daniel on the weekends in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole and Laurel reassure each other that they look younger than monogamish Canadians in "Is This Poly?"

The PolyAmateur Yom Kippur Spectacular!

Oct 22, 2024

The Mouthfeel of "Sloppy"

Laurel dishes hot meta-goss in our inaugural "Poly Mindf***" segment. Nichole's friend Stubert strikes a fear of cancellation into the hearts of all in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel finally admits that "The Kids Are Alright" during a special three-song edition of "Is This Poly?"

The Mouthfeel of "Sloppy"

Oct 15, 2024

She's Taking Her Coconuts With Her

Daniel discloses his primary Star Trek doctor in this week's "Is This Poly?" Nichole's mother-in-law phones in with to diagnose EVERYONE with borderline personality disorder in "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel finally gets into prey stance for "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."

She's Taking Her Coconuts With Her

Oct 8, 2024

Batman's Nudes: The Bat Catalog

Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story with a cut-and-paste hack. Daniel phones a friend for two meaty paragraphs in "Ask the Amateurs. Nichole interrogates the meaning of "clean" in "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."

Batman's Nudes: The Bat Catalog

Oct 1, 2024

BISEXUAL WOMEN ONLY!!!

Our inaugural "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters" segment asks, "Would you call the mohel for them?" We answer an "Ask the Amateurs" question about stigma, and we're not ashamed! And for the first time we look at three pop songs in a quest to determine "Is This Poly?"

BISEXUAL WOMEN ONLY!!!

Sep 23, 2024

That Guy From Tinder Who Was a Flat-Earther

A Crazy Sexy Poly story about consensual silencing. An Ask the Amateurs about indoctrinating newbies into your love cult. And an Is This Poly about an ancient, near-forgotten film from 2017.

That Guy From Tinder Who Was a Flat-Earther

Sep 16, 2024

Joy, Depression, Whimsy, and Terror

A Crazy Sexy Poly story about a nice fold-out couch. An Ask the Amateurs segment from a listener who missed the memo. And an Is This Poly about Couple to Throuple, which... what do you think?

Joy, Depression, Whimsy, and Terror
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