The Messy Bitch of Polyamory Podcasts
The Show
With a variety show format, an unstable laughter-to-language ratio, and handmade songs on every episode, we're the most ADHD-friendly polyamory podcast ever spawned. So. Many. Segments. "Ask the Amateurs" offers almost-helpful advice for ethical non-monogamy. "Crazy Sexy Poly" tells you way too much about our personal lives. "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" is merely hilarious and disgusting. And you don't have to be polyamorous — even monogamous people love us. And they hardly love anyone. We're here to have fun, and we're gonna take you with us at all costs. Prepare yourselves.
The Hosts
Of course PolyAmateur Hour is hosted by the PolyAmateurs — aka the Threeagle. We've got Laurel, the feral slut obsessed with bats, labor organization. and candy. Nichole, the pinup girl / Working Girl who shares the rainbow calendar in her mind with all willing to learn. And Daniel, the fancy fop who labors in the Jingle Box to keep the Stuberts' toes a-tapping. Nichole is married to Daniel and Daniel is married to Laurel and Laurel is married to the game. They aren't a throuple! But they are family. And roughly every other episode, they invite an educator, comedian, musician, artist, or other weirdo on the show to jam. But no straight interviews! Nothing straight at all, in fact. All guests must play our stupid games.
The Stuberts
That's the name for our fans. We don't even remember why. Would you like to be a Stubert? This can be arranged. Listen to this week's episode. Listen to next week's. Eventually go back to listen to how much we sucked in the early days. Send us a letter, or a question, or a recommendation for "Is This Poly?!" Sleep with any one of us, and get your jingle on the pod. Break someone's heart and get your very own dis track! But step one is the most important. Listen. Don't follow us on Instagram or just look at our thirst traps. We're a podcast goddammit. Open your earholes wide.