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All the Episodes
Strange New Friends — With Open Pike Night
102

Open Pike Night joins for a marathon Star Trek Booty Roster draft, live from Star Trek Las Vegas.

An Infinity of Tits
101

Hot Presbyterian news, a nesty bestie getting the short end of the stick, and a very late review of The Invite.

MultiAmateur Hour — With Multiamory
100

Multiamory joins for episode 100 and settles the beef the only way that matters: musical theatre.

AI Werewolf Sex Machine
99

Laurel and Daniel's Big Fat Poly Wedding gets the retelling, plus an actual press release predicting AI sexual armageddon.

Never Ride a Leopard Naked to Another Woman's Wedding
98

A Murderbot Burning Man reunion, Daniel gets put on a budget, and a reckoning with People magazine's cuckophobes.

Final Jeopoly! — With Greg Shahade
97

Jeopardy champion Greg Shahade plays three rounds of Jeopoly, and Daniel gets ambushed with his own Spit Toasting.

Pirates Share Booty — With Chill Polyamory
96

Chill Polyamory's Genevieve shares her origin story and rules on the queerest pirate show ever made.

Urine Luck!
95

A long-standing underwear mystery gets solved, Burning Man meets Murderbot, and a deep dive into monogamy's splinter cells.

Renaissance Feral — With Tiny Girl Big Show
94

Leah Orleans talks big-tent poly and goes full wild-beaver on Animal Magnetism, plus monogamy's wildest conspiracy theories.

Inside You There Are Two Chandler Bings
93

A layoff, a wedding-funding win, and a Friends-grade verdict on whether the '90s really were better.

Hockey Smut Spectacular! — With Alex Alberto
92

Author Alex Alberto debuts Open Puck Night for hockey-smut literary criticism, and Unhinged makes its triumphant return.

Normalize Sexy Pickles
91

A bone to pick with AI-generated everything, a Pluribus-themed polycule pitch, and an urgent search for Greg.

I Have Nothing Straight to Say — With Rosei Quartz
90

Rosei Quartz drafts a Deep Space Nine polycule, and Nichole debuts Unhinged with her worst dating-app messages.

Realtor to the Sluts — With Lauren Goché
89

A real-life realtor talks sex-room-friendly floor plans, and it's raining frogs on a very amphibian Animal Magnetism.

These Kneepads Aren't for Hockey — With Devin Devine
88

Comic Devin Devine joins for pee-your-pants funny Sex Bits, plus a segment written entirely In Title Case.

Switch Beds...NOW!
87

A bride who's exclusively committed to herself, a long-distance-love labeling crisis, and polycule recruitment flyers in the wild.

Who Is the Orangutan in This Analogy? — With Steady Polyamory
86

Steady Polyamory's Heidi Savell gets practical about therapy, and it's all show tunes on the way there.

Oops We Killed Feminism
85

Strong opinions on a book nobody's read, elder gay condor throuples, and a Spit Toasting for the ages.

Katharine Hepburn: Inventor of the Taint
84

A Liverpool Stubert slides into the DMs, and Nichole has a big realization: dudes, as a category, are dumb.

Fingering Awareness Month — With Ify Nwadiwe
83

Dropout's Ify Nwadiwe phones in from London to rank the worst reality dating shows ever made.

The Manosphere, for Girls!
82

A surprisingly progressive mouse monarchy makes the news, plus an online huckster who wants your ex back from the ocean floor.

These Underwear Are Dead to Me
81

A novelty-sock supplier in Brighton, a rare Bone to Pick about men blaming men, and an original anthem for the town.

Is It OK if My Emmys Watch? — With Rachelle Cochran
80

Monogamous comic Rachelle Cochran gets subjected to our new Compersion Therapy segment against her better judgment.

The Opposite of a Bad Man Is a Good Pie
79

A DM Sliders package that needs unwrapping, plus a showdown against America's Naked Grandparents.

Save the Slutty Whales — With Evita Sawyers
78

Educator Evita Sawyers breaks down compersion, and we somehow end up talking about swinger belugas.

Congratulations! You Won a Dingus Loser.
77

A segment-within-a-segment-within-a-segment, all about cowgirling, plus an entirely unrelated Unicorn Hunter-Hunters.

Everyone Is Jealous of My Dog — With Ryan Cassata
76

Musician Ryan Cassata plays two original songs and helps us profile spiritual straight men who live in mountain towns.

I Would Hurt You but I'm Sleepy
75

The word "polycule" hits Star Trek canon (incorrectly), an NRE deep-dive, and the triumphant return of hockey smut.

I Definitely Don't Have a Secret Burner Phone — With Ashley Ray
74

Comedian Ashley Ray devises a cheat code against a pastor and asks if Futurama's tentacle monster counts as poly.

Hot Girl Haunted Mansion Summer
73

Two brand-new segments debut back to back, and this episode has, we cannot stress enough, so many songs.

His and Hers Cuck Chairs
72

A new segment called Sex Bits, a Cancer Mall diagnosis, and a dating profile sending some deeply mixed messages.

Dick Touch Time Travel — With Rossy
71

Gay Scottish castle porn star Rossy debuts two brand-new segments, ending in a swinger-wife duel at dawn.

Tabletop Games Are No Longer a Hard Limit
70

The Monogamy Subreddit has a meltdown, a debate on why poly needs so many labels, and a Dr. Phil smut emergency.

Tennis Is Cheating — With Leanne Yau a.k.a. Poly Philia
69

Leanne Yau of Poly Philia talks degradation kink and therapy, plus an investigation into threagle erasure among pigeons.

Houston Booty Buffet — With Estevan the God
68

Houston rapper Estevan the God drops chopped-and-screwed wisdom and debuts our new Ass-trological Whore-oscope.

The Temu Bette Midler — With Poly!
67

Sex worker and creator Poly! joins in an all-nude edition, and we respond to a diss track from the Vatican.

Relationship Oligarchy — With Mack Lee
66

Comedian Mack Lee meets your surrogate swinger grandparents, plus an uncomfortable deep-dive into everyone's exes.

In This House... Every Wall Is a Glory Wall — With Remodeled Love
65

Jessica Daylover of Remodeled Love drops by for an '80s-themed segment and a surprisingly touching DM Sliders.

Those Unnerving Moon-Faced People — With Alex Alberto
64

Alex Alberto returns for a literary deep-dive on Intermezzo, and a Poly Mindf**k that hits the whole polycule at once.

Get in the Boat, Loser, I'm Jennifer Coolidge! — With Joe John Sanchez III
63

Joe John Sanchez III returns for a murder-boat-themed segment, plus our first-ever couple's Invitation to Love.

Sexy Vulcan Jesus
62

Our first Beef Up the Beef, an ER-themed poly confession, and a dating profile that just needs MORE JAZZ.

Let Us Eat Your Éclair Filling — With Joe John Sanchez III
61

Comedian Joe John Sanchez III drops by, we get theatrical with Noël Coward, and two entirely unhinged songs.

The Art of Sensual Sock Sharing
60

"Shit Daniel Does" becomes official, a risky Dr. Phil swinger theory, and truly sweat-soaked hockey smut.

Let's Pick a Fight With Multiamory! — With Mx. Dahlia Belle
59

Mx. Dahlia Belle returns for pure chaos, we insult several English-speaking nations, and maybe start a beef with Multiamory.

Keep My Dog's Name Out of Your Whore Mouth
58

One Bone to Pick that simply refuses to end, plus a rare double dose of Poly Mindf**k.

Lube Fairy for President — With Brett Chamberlin
57

OPEN founder Brett Chamberlin talks Orgy Domes, Sober Nichole impersonates Drunk Nichole, and "enmeshment" becomes a tongue-twister.

Bald Eagle, but With Karen Hair — With Michelle Hy
56

Michelle Hy returns to launch Animal Magnetism, cries about bird throuples, and our first-ever audience-submitted Bone to Pick.

Sluts in Space — With John Billingsley
55

Star Trek's only openly poly character, Dr. Phlox himself John Billingsley, joins for a deep dive into hockey smut.

Bat Boy Sighted in Portland Polycule!
54

A poly-news cage match between the Guardian and the Post, a 21-nut salute, and a surprise wedding waitlist.

Monogamy? In This Apocalypse?!
53

A winking Unicorn Hunter-Hunters, some genuinely goofy listener questions, and boys who wear therapy like a merit badge.

Naked Moonwalking This Way
52

A breakup with a little help from friends, an operetta about kitchen-table poly, and a full '60s vinyl set.

My Penis Name Is Stallion — With Annie Undone
51

A self-answering Reddit deep-dive, Annie Undone demands mental-calendar loyalty, and some truly unwashed denim.

Be Goo, Do Crime: a Las Vegas Special — With Wynde Priddy
50

Our 50th episode, recorded live at Star Trek Las Vegas, with Wynde Priddy's return and a booming Wisconsin baritone.

Kitchen Floor Poly — With Alex Alberto
49

Perimenopause gets personified as a drag king, Alex Alberto reps the French-Canadian poly accent, and hookup middle-management gets scrutinized.

The Turkeys ARE What They Seem
48

Polygamous soda theories, a segment where every answer is "therapy," and the vital role of the Village Slut.

Tie-Me-Up Tuesday — With Poly Poly Oxen Free
47

A reality-TV rabbit hole, Poly Poly Oxen Free's Rose Oser drops by, and an invitation that reads "SHOW US YOUR GOOF."

Bring Me My Breakup Candy! — With Annie Undone
46

A "pick it harder" Bone to Pick, HPV-normalizing advice from Annie Undone, and full klezmer shimmies.

Life Begins at Booty Hole — With Mx. Dahlia Belle
45

Mx. Dahlia Belle talks bidets, and Daniel and Laurel get illegally engaged without losing their poly cred.

Wearing Crocs... and Nothing Else — With Courtney Brame
44

An open-marriage MLM gets assessed, Courtney Brame does real good, and we announce our slutty Vegas residency.

Everyone's a Little Pedro-Sexual
43

An oldie-but-scary dog story, psychedelic NRE come-down advice, and an imaginary partner who turns out to be real.

Codependent Cat in the Hat
42

A Dr. Seuss-style refusal to bang, advice on disclosing your sluttery, and a barber with a surprisingly poly story.

We Won This Spatula at the Puppet Slam
41

A dating-profile makeover with no returns, a metamour-vs-amour time crunch, and a jealous-of-a-ghost story.

Weird Little Gay Sex Demon — With Annie Undone
40

Annie Undone gets deputized as a Van Helsing for demon-hunting, plus a quick international shoutout.

Dick: Fact or Fiction?
39

Toxic-monogamy confessions, an existential question about dick, and a courtroom drama over a loud-hat cult.

I Should Have Been a Shrimp Dentist — With Shrimp Teeth / Sam Cat
38

Shrimp Teeth creator Sam Cat sticks around for our poly "aha moments" and a seizure-inducing anime marathon.

I Trust You Because You're Chained to the Radiator
37

Our first-ever Monogamy RUOK, a codependency reckoning, and Prince gets crowned as the poly higher power.

4000 Men CAN Be Wrong
36

Our first-ever poly news segment, the Ghost Wife conspiracy theory, and the true cost of lingerie-fueled madness.

Astral Rejection
35

A Steely Dansplainer who's never heard of HSV, newbie advice, and a full red-string conspiracy theory on "Love Shack."

Erotic Fran-Fic
34

A Fran Drescher fan-fiction tribute, Poly Pride guidance, and a hot wife who may or may not have a clone.

Stop Gasleaking Me!
33

An ex-boyfriend gets it in the femur, a denied group-sex question, and a deep dive into peak '80s Leonard Cohen.

We Can Out-F**k "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me" — With Michelle Hy
32

Michelle Hy drops by for pervert representation, a Past Lives verdict, and this season's surprise Song of the Summer.

Sex Cult Marketing 101
31

A Maestro-themed life reckoning, a refusal to read "mono-poly" as capitalism, and Daniel brings home a literal sex cult.

Star Trek: Thirst Contact — With Wynde Priddy
30

Greatest Generation producer Wynde Priddy joins for an all-Star-Trek episode, capped with a surprise after-credits scene.

Waiting for G'day
29

An Aussie guest who's fashionably late, an audio ventriloquism act, and a wormhole-assisted segment from Melbourne.

Redheads Are His Tarantino Feet
28

Another round of dating-life reviews, sluttiness advice delivered in song, and a very Indie Sleaze verdict.

Let Your Guy Fieri Flag Fly
27

Our first-ever Practical Poly, advice on keeping a new relationship mellow, and a commitment to an STI-clinic bit.

Faking Your Death: A Twelve-Step Program
26

A plotless teen-apocalypse recap, an all-conflict Ask the Amateurs, and food poisoning that turns into a love bomb.

That Crusty Old Magic Shop Between Your Legs
25

A story that mutates from sweet to disaster, poly elevator pitches, and a dating profile with a dungeon attached.

Like a Funeral in My Mouth
24

Nichole's Bone to Pick just keeps growing, some chill-out advice, and Daniel's favorite STI-themed song.

Mrs. Doubtfiring Your Date Night
23

A plea for Australia to notice us, some Tinder scouting, and light kink-shaming of rope bunnies.

Put on Your Confidence Thong
22

Florida Man finally talks back, a hierarchy-vs-solo-poly debate, and Daniel's dating profile gets torched.

Our Kinks Include Stadium Architecture
21

Another emphatic "no," a case of Fear Of Marriageable Others, and citations for Boating While Vaping.

My Mother Will Eat You Now
20

Laurel's first Bone to Pick, a Feeld match who'd rather just be a Stubert, and Ally McBeal-grade bad bangs.

The Angry Nichole Episode
19

Nichole is annoyed by the Penn & Teller of swingers, a kinky question, and a full meltdown over Curiosa.

Every Time I Get Married...
18

A belated holiday meltdown, a tapas-plated advice segment, and a homestead-themed verdict on Love Off the Grid.

Under Threat of Kindness
17

There's no such thing as safe texting, a kindness ambush birthday, and the 'cule finally explains their wedding plans.

Tiny Tomatoes! Tiny Tomatoes!
16

Nichole's online dating gets graded, a debate on love without banging, and an ancient artifact of poly history.

Poly Sharks Vs. Poly Jets
15

Our first Spit Toasting, protest-hookup etiquette, and a plan to terrorize your partners with angel statuettes.

Show Them Your Joy and Your T*ts
14

Our first-ever love-life review, monogamy gets called out as a global cult, and someone brings out the soft ruler.

Magic: The Gathering of Sh***y Men
13

A Vegas-themed Unicorn Hunter-Hunters, the class politics of polyamory, and a deep dive into Tyler, Kesha, and UMO.

We're Gonna Need a Zendayagram
12

Is Challengers poly? Is its trailer poly? Plus comparing metamour notes and meeting a partner's actual crime family.

Discovering Masturbation and Mark Ruffalo
11

A first-ever confession, a friend wondering when we'll find someone hotter, and a verdict on Poor Things.

The Universal Dissociative Quality of Fathers
10

Daniel prank-calls the entire state of Iowa, Laurel braves the father's den, and Nichole roleplays a truly terrible swinger.

Rodney Dangerfield, Tantric Guru
9

A blood-curdling sex-cult dating profile, a neurodivergence gut-check, and a full breakdown at a mini-golf windmill.

Our Home Is the Waffle, Our Time Together Is the Syrup
8

Preemptive crying, the hunt for a Chesty Nesty Bestie, and beef with monogamous Canadian A.I.

The PolyAmateur Yom Kippur Spectacular!
7

Yom Kippur confessions that teach nobody anything, custody of Daniel on weekends, and monogamish Canadian comparisons.

The Mouthfeel of "Sloppy"
6

Hot meta-gossip, a fear-of-cancellation crisis, and a three-song verdict on whether the kids are alright.

She's Taking Her Coconuts With Her
5

A Star Trek doctor confession, a mother-in-law diagnosing everyone with BPD, and Laurel's first prey stance.

Batman's Nudes: The Bat Catalog
4

A cut-and-paste hack, a two-paragraph phone-a-friend, and an interrogation into what "clean" really means.

BISEXUAL WOMEN ONLY!!!
3

Our first-ever Unicorn Hunter-Hunters, a stigma question we're not ashamed of, and three pop songs put on trial.

That Guy From Tinder Who Was a Flat-Earther
2

Consensual silencing, love-cult onboarding tips, and a deep dive into a mysterious 2017 film called Wonder Woman.

Joy, Depression, Whimsy, and Terror
1

A fold-out couch confession, a listener who missed the memo, and the eternal question: couple or throuple?

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