Daniel: My mind. Empty my mind.

Laurel: Done. we take out the Star Trek, 60%. Sex, 40%. Done.

Daniel: Done. Yeah. Well, that is presuming that my head is- ... in any given situation only 100% full. There's like a 20% that's just, like, animal facts that's over the top,

Laurel: Gi- give me an animal fact.

Daniel: Um, otters are cool.

Laurel: Hmm, sospettoso. Daniel has a very loose

Nichole: definition of facts. Everyone has a loose definition of facts these days. That's true. That's

Laurel: true.

Daniel: , it's a method for sharing forms. , You roll it in one end and it then transmits it to another location.

Nichole: What? Yeah, what

Laurel: are

Nichole: you talking about?

What?

Daniel: I have a very specific definition of facts.

Nichole: Oh. I missed it. I was so confused by the beginning of your sentence that I was just like- Just- You, you went down a blind alley and you're like...

It was just David Lynch headlights on a road- ... in my mind by the time we reached the end of that sentence. Hmm. That's

Daniel: really what I should do to like empty my mind is just make it, okay, David Lynch headlights on a road. I can

Nichole: almost guarantee that as an ASMR video to fall asleep is like- Oh

eight hours of just David Lynch headlights on a road. That's a good idea.

Daniel: See, I thought you would've gotten that reference cause you love fax machines

Laurel: Yeah It wa- I love fax

Multiple: machines.

Laurel: Every time, every time I come over, I'm like, "Where's Nicole?" And Daniel's like, "Where do you think Nicole is?"

Daniel: Playing with her fax machine.

Laurel: Yep. I love fax machines.

Daniel: You love all, office paraphernalia. You love- Okay,

Nichole: just because my best friend gifted me a Rolodex. Yeah, and you never shut up about the Rolodex. I fucking love that Rolodex because we used it as our wedding guest book.

Daniel: Oh. And I think that

Nichole: was brilliant.

Daniel: Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Yeah, because you love fucking office paraphernalia from the '70s.

Nichole: Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I am charmed with the fact that the medical establishment still has fax machines.

Daniel: They do? Yeah.

Nichole: Yeah, I had... I've been filling out so much fucking medical paperwork, like, , and leave paperwork and all this shit, and I've had to put a fax number on, like, everything.

Daniel: You have a secret fax number? Is this how you- Not

Laurel: my fax number. But you can also, like- Oh ... now it's a thing you can get on the internet. What? Yeah, you can have, like, faxes emailed to you. Isn't that just an email?

Nichole: One would think. That's not gonna stop me from wanting it.

Daniel: Now, you... And you're still acting like this was out of nowhere.

Of course you fucking love a fax machine. Look at you. You're fucking all aglow. It would not surprise me if these semi-nudes that you've been, like, sharing are actually just fax. You're just faxing semi-nudes. Faxing nudes.

Nichole: Oh

my

God, I want to do that so bad. No one cares about this anyways.

Daniel: this is all that people tune in for, is to hear about, like, semi-nude news.

Nichole: That is a newscast that is done in the semi-nude.

Welcome to PolyAmateur Hour.

Daniel: I'm Daniel.

Nichole: And I'm Laurel. I'm Nicole.

Daniel: The podcast that is your source for semi-nude news.

Great radio content. Uh-huh. You just got to picture it, you guys.

Nichole: I think that semi-nudes are hotter than straight-up nudes, ' cause it leaves something to the imagination. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I really like receiving, like, not straight-up dick pics.

Daniel: Yeah, yeah.

Nichole: Right? Like, I like to imagine.

Daniel: What kind of dick goes on this body? You have, like,

Laurel: little paper cutouts that you hold over them.

I g- it's not like pin the tail on the- ...

Daniel: pin the dong on the dude. Pin the, pin the

Laurel: dong on the Stubert.

Daniel: Yeah, yeah, I understand about the indirect kind of- I like

Nichole: the ... Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I like that a lot. This is,

Daniel: this is why nothing turns me on more than when, , Laurel cantilevers her pussy just slightly to, like, a 30-degree angle off from me.

You know? Like, it's- 'Cause you gotta chase it? Yeah. Well, it's ... Yeah, it's just kinda over the shoulder, you know? I'm like- I'm like, "Oh, is that for me?" And then I'm, it's- And you look

Laurel: behind, over your shoulder, like, or, or him. Yeah,

Daniel: which could be a possibility.

Laurel: And

I'm like, "Whoever gets here first." Wow.

Daniel: Which is the headline on your Hinge profile.

Nichole: I have some choice, messages I've received on Hinge.

Laurel: Oh, fun.

Daniel: What are we gonna call this? 'Cause this is a segment. It's repeatable. It's happened before,

Laurel: think the, like, most obvious low-hanging fruit is Unhinged. Ah. Ah. Done. Sold. Done.

Daniel: Sold. Done. right. "Fuck me adorbs. Aren't you just the cutest little fun size snack with a sprinkle of spicy and feisty?" sir, I am 5'7" and a half. Like, I am not little. I'm taller than everybody in this house.

He's just imagining, his dream version of you.

He's like, imagin- oh, like What if this beautiful woman, but no legs? Oh

Nichole: my God. That boxing Helena situation? All right. I had A photo on my Hinge I'm wearing a shirt that says stay petty.

Laurel: Mm-hmm.

Nichole: Most people don't read it. Mm-hmm. They think it says stay pretty.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. this person: " You don't even have to try, you just are."

Daniel: Are you sure that he was misunderstanding? Because maybe he was just seeing you clearly. Maybe.

Nichole: One of my prompts is, "What does polyamory mean to you?" " My ex used to date other guys. However, I was monogamous."

All

Daniel: I feel like he took the prompt very literally. He was like-

Daniel: What does polyamory mean in relation to me specifically?" To you. Yeah,

Laurel: is he, like, the kinda guy that's, like, scrolling through stuff, and if a question is asked of him, he has to answer it?

Yes. Like,

Nichole: I saved the worst one for last.

Daniel: Well, of course.

Nichole: on my Hinge profile I talk about, like, please understand that Star Trek is an important cultural reference,

Daniel: Respect my religious beliefs. Yeah.

Nichole: Yeah. this person, You mean Star Wars? Star Trek has half the impact

Daniel: Wow. Spoken like a true Star Wars fan. That is,

Laurel: that is tantamount to a neg. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. That's like, I'm gonna- Absolutely. It's cute. We're gonna have like a cute argument about this, and then we'll be attracted to each other. Gross.

Daniel: I do like some Star Wars. I grew up with Star Wars. I had a Star Wars lunchbox. I had the, the C-3PO head, action figure carrying case- one of the first movies that I saw in the theater, probably the first movie, was The Empire Strikes Back, which was terrifying, for- For, a

Nichole: four-year-old. Yeah. Yes. I

Daniel: can see that. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, " Is he my father? I don't know." but it's kinda like what people talk about when they talk about, like, they love the teachings of Jesus but, like, please save me from your followers kind of thing, d- dear Lord- Yeah ... please save me from your followers.

Like, I love the content. but, What it hath wrought. Yes.

Nichole: Yeah. Is wrought.

Yeah.

Laurel: Pause. What's up next?

Let's get into our DM sliders. Do a little DM sliders.

Daniel: We're gonna slide it in all the way. Woo! Do a little DM sliders if you just say it's okay. We already have a song.

Laurel: Well, that one was to the tune of Hey Hey, We're the Monkees.

Daniel: You're right. We don't have that song

Nichole: Oh my God. Okay.

All right. DM sliders is when we read emails we receive, we open gifts that people send us , we read some reviews. we just make the Stewberts a part of our lives. Yeah. So please write us at polyamateurhour@gmail.com.

You can go to our website and submit a question anonymously at polyamateurhour.com. You can also find us on Instagram and BlueSky @polyamateurhour.

Laurel: Yeah.

Ooh. What? Never mind. We'll, we'll get to it. We'll get there. Let's get to it now. What is it? What are you so excited

Daniel: about? Get it.

Get it.

Laurel: You guys remember Cow Sounds?

Daniel: How could we forget? Fondly. Who

Laurel: could, who could forget Cow Sounds? we discovered, I don't know how you discovered this. Did it, you just, like, found it? I

Daniel: may or may not

Laurel: obsessively Google

Daniel: us from time to time

Laurel: Well, apparently, We are assuming that Cow Sounds made us a Polyamateur Hour subreddit

Daniel: Although their username in Reddit is Moo Sounds.

Laurel: Yeah.

Daniel: So could be a completely different- It could be- Yeah ... it could

Laurel: be a completely different person.

Daniel: it's like the mirror universe version.

It

Laurel: is. Oh, in which universe is Cow Sounds, straight-laced, and then in which universe are they, like, kinky evil? The one that made the Reddit. The one that made the Reddit is the kinky evil one? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Because they subject- That's Moo Sounds ... themselves

Daniel: to- To Reddit, yeah. To Reddit. Yeah. Well, we're gonna be one of those wholesome subreddits.

Nichole: Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yes.

Daniel: So a while ago, we put out the call to Stuberts writ large and said, "Hey, do things for us." first and foremost, we needed somebody to, like, start a subreddit, because it's kinda uncool to, like, run your own subreddit. Yeah. Yeah.

Laurel: To which D- once Daniel and I found it, we immediately made posts in it.

Oh, God. We're like, "Oh, my God."

Daniel: Well, the Stuberts gotta know that here's a place where you can have direct physical contact with

Nichole: Polyamateur Hour. Like I didn't just list off all the places where you could contact us.

Daniel: Yeah. I mean, it's who- whoever gets here first.

Nichole: So what is the subreddit? Is it r/polyamateurhour?

Yes. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Into it.

Daniel: Yeah.

Nichole: Cow Sounds

Laurel: Thank you. Yeah, thank you.

Daniel: Thank you, Cow Sounds. Please

Laurel: join us on the subreddit. Talk to us. And talk shit about us.

Talk shit about us. Tell us your least favorite thing that we said in every episode.

Daniel: right. Next up we have an old-fashioned email.

Are you sure it wasn't a fax? That's what I was gonna... Who knows? This is from Nate Stubert

Laurel: Mm-hmm ...

Daniel: Nate says, " Thanks!" Exclamation point.

Laurel: Mm.

Daniel: It was dark times for all of us, the two weeks The Greatest Generation and Greatest Trek were down. Thanks for being there for me, and for any FODs who know better during those troubling times. Now-

Nichole: Oh, no.

Daniel: What?

Nichole: Now I feel like Stuberts are actively saying, like, We stole their audience for two whole weeks."

Daniel: Well, I think that, you know, maybe they should thank us- ... for, for keeping things running, keeping warm. We're just keeping them warm for you, Ben and Adam. We're- just think of us as, like, your fluffers.

Yeah. Yeah, I bet that's how

they think

of us. Yeah. Exactly. And I do wanna take this opportunity to be like, "Hey, congratulations to Ben and Adam, and Wendy, for going independent."

Laurel: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think there's still time... Well, maybe not by the time this comes out, but there might still be time to become one of the first 5,000 people to sign up to be an FOD. Very cool.

Nichole: FOD stands for Friend Of DeSoto, right?

Daniel: Yes. Awesome. Thank you for translating.

Nichole: I'm so sorry. It's acronyms. I don't know.

Daniel: Acronym blindness is a real problem in our society, and it's time that we increase the visibility.

Laurel: Yeah.

Daniel: Acronym blindness, AKA AB. Stop. Then finally, the PS- Oh ... de resistance. Big Multi did a listener survey and one of the questions was guests. I may have suggested Chucklefuckery. Hope you don't mind my having done that.

Laurel: Oh my God.

Nichole: Big Multi being Multiamory, the podcast.

Daniel: Yes. Y- otherwise known as BM.

In all seriousness though, as of this recording, we are scheduled to do a crossover episode with Big Multi. We're selling out. Finally, in case you were wondering when it was gonna happen, Maybe Nate's answer to the survey was what put them over the edge

Laurel: Maybe. Thank you, Nate.

Daniel: Thank you, Multiamory, and we're very excited to continue to beef up the beef.

Beef up the beef.

Daniel: Laurel, would you like to do the honors since these, um, these, uh- Oh, sure ... comments are about me? you know. They're not all about you,

Laurel: are they? One's about you

We Found comments on Castbox. What's Castbox? It's like a podcatcher. Oh.

uh, This one was left back in November. Really? Yeah, we're just discovering this. I sa- it says, " I wonder if they have an episode later with someone autistic to talk about their poly experiences.

I'm autistic and also was raised by an undiagnosed autistic father who was abusive, and there are certain traits in other autistic people and myself that will trigger C-PTSD feelings. Not traits that are inherently negative, just unusual enough to strongly connect with those memories." So that's- So that is about you.

Daniel: Yeah, 'cause I'm like- Oh, yeah ... every time somebody does the data dump part of it, like, I'm like, "Ah, I'm trapped." Yeah. Yeah. And not like a fun trapped in a jingle box.

Nichole: We did talk with Annie Undone- Mm-hmm ... who identifies as autistic- Yeah

um, and kind of helped me in my- Mm-hmm ... autism journey.

Daniel: You compared calendars in your minds. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

Nichole: it really actually helped me- ... um, but I do think that, like, we haven't had the conversation about polyamory through the lens of autism necessarily.

Yeah. Which would be fun

Laurel: to do.

Daniel: So Elm L Piper, if you would like to come on and talk about polyamory through the lens of autism, reach out, especially because- Because the next

Laurel: comment says " Wow, apparently I'm Daniel's type or pattern. Checked every descriptor except I'm also ace."

Those

Nichole: descriptors are... What did we decide? Curvy pixie

Laurel: cut.

Daniel: Non-binary.

Laurel: Non-binary

Nichole: The whatever Laurel and I are not.

Daniel: Yes, but you're both complicated.

Nichole: Oh, yes, and you love- That's right. That's right ... complicated people.

Laurel: what we lack in curves, we make up for in complication.

Daniel: Ah, fuck, it's too long for the name of the episode, but-

Nichole: But not for a T-shirt.

Daniel: Ah,

fuck So hey, Elm, we can have like a romantic parasocial, online relationship or whatever, you know?

Laurel: Yeah. Hey. Hey.

Daniel: Hey.

Laurel: But yeah, seriously, if you wanna come and talk, poly and autism, come on. Reach out. Yeah.

Nichole: Polyamourhoura@gmail.com. Yeah. Would love to hear from you. do we need to make a, an ask for anything? We asked for questions. Did we really?

Daniel: Did we really forcefully ask for questions?

Nichole: Send us your questions. Send us your questions. Please. Also, knowing that Multiamory is coming on You could get lucky like our last uber did- Oh, yeah ... when we had an actual therapist on.

Yes. Yes.

Daniel: Don't make us look bad in front of big Multi.

Nichole: Yeah, I feel like that's the episode where we're gonna have to preempt with like, "This might embarrass us." Oh, yeah.

Or ask the question of ourselves seriously, "Is this going to embarrass us?" Yeah.

Daniel: There's a lot of hard questions that we should ask.

Laurel: Yeah. This is true. So maybe we should send in questions to ourselves. What are you doing? What are, what do you think you're doing?

Daniel: Who do you think you are? Now speaking of hard questions

Laurel: Also give us five star reviews and write us a review.

Okay, thank you. Speaking of hard questions. Speaking of hard questions. No, you do one, Nicole.

Nichole: Speaking of hard questions. I don't know where this is going, but I do know it is a boner joke. You

Daniel: guys are fucking

Nichole: up

Daniel: my segue.

Speaking of hard questions, today we have a very special guest on.

Nichole: Mm-hmm. Okay. So this guest- Yes ... spice merchant- Yes ... Rosie Quartz. just notice that for the first probably, like, 10 to 15 minutes of this segment-

Daniel: Th- they can't see my boner through the radio ...

Nichole: no, no, no, no. I am, like, silent. And it's just me gasping- ... because she's so beautiful. Mm-hmm. One.

Multiple: Uh-huh.

Nichole: two, I respect the fuck out of her- Mm

and her work, and, like, the energy that she brings to the world. I'm just like, I'm flabbergasted.

Laurel: Mm-hmm.

Nichole: Um, and so sometimes I just have no words, and I have to sit here and just revel in the glory of our guests.

Daniel: Revel in the glory of our guests. Boop boo. Revel in the glory of their chests. Boop boo.

Revel in the glory. Revel in the glory. Revel in the glory of our guests.

Nichole: Boop boo. Okay. You were doing a Les Mis. You were doing H.R. Pufnstuf. Like, I don't know what Laurel was doing. It was- It was like an H.R. Pufnstuf/Willy Wonka. Like, I don't-

Daniel: That, th- this is, what you just described is exactly what it's like when we get stoned and try to have sex.

That is true. That is very true. Roll tape

Laurel: Wow. Oh

Nichole: my gosh.

Laurel: You're beautiful.

Nichole: You're so beautiful. Wow.

And the hair toss. We can't hear you. We, we

Daniel: can't hear you. Oh, wait. I know what it is

Rosei: Can you hear me? Yeah. Yes. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. All right. I couldn't figure it out on my side. I was like, "What is going on?" No, it's our fault.

Daniel: we are filled with technical imperfections, but we think that's our charm.

Rosei: You know what? Same. I'm very technologically challenged, and it's not a rosy stream unless something went wrong with my tech.

Daniel: we people who...

We people who- ... who have, who have real difficulties with, the technological side of the internet, the internet needs us the most. We bring the real vibes.

Rosei: Oh, this is so true. I had one of, one of my play partners, uh, she was venting to me, and she was just like, "The internet was so much better when it was, like, us weirdos."

But not, like... "The freaks should be running this. It's better content." And I was like, "You're, Yeah ... you're correct."

Daniel: Yeah. When you have people who are, like, really competent doing that kind of stuff, you end up with just endless AI slop, 'cause they just automate it. Ugh. You know?

Nichole: Yeah. Let's all go back to GeoCities-

where pages were just pages, and you just scrolled down the page. Endlessly.

Daniel: I wanna reiterate how amazing you look.

Laurel: Yes.

Daniel: And- Oh.

You do ... I'm probably just gonna say- Well, thank you ... this whenever I am unsure of what to say. I'll just go back to that, 'cause it is the obvious thing. always wondering, you know, 'cause y- you see, you know, Instagram content and stuff. you never know whether there's, like, filters or anything that are making people- Yeah

look a certain way. This is just... makeup.

Laurel: Daniel is

Rosei: mind blown.

Daniel: Yeah.

Rosei: Yeah, no, this is, um, this is what makes my brain go brr, so, um- Yeah.

Daniel: Everyone gets subjected to it on the daily. We're all on this podcast for the praise kink, don't worry.

Rosei: For free. Okay.

Daniel: thank you for- Mm-hmm

coming on the pod. We have- Oh, for

sure ...

we have invited you here for our segment titled Come On Our Show.

Rosei: Right now? On you? Yeah, it was that one

Laurel: moment. It's gone. Moving on. Yeah. Like, I could do it. It's just a surprise. We do not prep our guests.

Daniel: I mean, yes, we'd, we'd love that, but maybe- ... maybe we save that for the, for the promotional materials.

Rosei: This, uh, this is how we draw in the crowd. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Daniel: you know, 'cause you were saying that you have a- Mm-hmm ... a Jadzia Dax, cosplay-

Rosei: Mm-hmm ...

Um,

I have, Who is it? I don't know if you guys have found, Mr. Pierre Fashion on TikTok, but they do, like, tailored custom fashion- Mm

for people like myself, and I got two Star Trek outfits from them-

Daniel: Wow. Wow. God, that's good.

Rosei: Yeah, it's, it's really good. and so I got Jadzia Dax and I got, uh, Deanna Troi. Oh. Ooh. Yeah. Amazing.

Okay. Skin-tight vinyl- Oh, shit. Okay, yeah. Ooh ... uniforms. 10 out of 10.

Nichole: Wow. Ugh. Amazing. Love that.

Rosei: anytime I saw those bodysuits, I'm just like, "I have nothing straight to

Nichole: Oh, love Rosie, can you tell us- Mm-hmm ... a little bit about, the services you offer, the platforms that you're on?

Rosei: I am a spice merchant- ... is what I have to say for places like TikTok so that their guidelines gods don't smite me. basically anywhere you can think of a social media platform, I am probably on it. So that means two TikToks, two Instagrams, um, Twitter/X, um, OnlyFans, Fansly, Uh, so you'll find me under Rosie Quartz or Rosie Quartz Official, but it's spelled E-I not I-E because everyone else took I-E and I needed to be special.

Daniel: Yeah. So,

Rosei: this kinda started out with affirmation, dommy mommy, please drink your water for me, into cosplay, into body paint, into special effects-

uh, because I have ADHD, and I can't niche for shit.

Daniel: So- So that was the way that it branched out? So it started, the evolutionary sequence is dommy mommy to- Oh, yeah. Yeah ... to, spice merchant,

and then the makeup came.

Rosei: Yeah, I started doing makeup, slowly in the middle. I got a diploma last year in it, so I'm technically now a professional makeup artist- Ooh ... and I put it to good use. Congrats. very good sinful use. And- ... basically where that started was COVID.

became one of, like, the survival- Yeah ... sex workers back then, and, saw an opportunity in the algorithm at the time, TikTok threw me into witchTok, lesbianTok, and kinkTok. And a lot of people were really vibing with, like, the dom stuff and all of that. And my professional background before that was personal support worker.

Mm. And I was like, what if? What if instead of, degradation and humiliation, what if dommy mommy, you're gonna be good for me by taking care of yourself? And apparently, it's very effective.

Daniel: Yeah. I believe it. Yeah. Wow. Al- also, before I saw your dommy mommy content, I never knew- ... that I could possibly, like, use a dommy mommy in my auditory life.

I was like, " Oh, I'm such a toppy poppy," you know? That, that I I, I very really, I, I, I, I very rarely interrogated the possibility. Um- ... but this opened my, senses. Oh,

Laurel: yeah? Yeah.

Daniel: Yeah. Mm-hmm. Would you like me to introduce you to this content, Laurel? You look curious.

Laurel: I, yes. Yes,

Rosei: please, and thank you. Oh, there's a whole library of it now 'cause we're six years in.

Oh, amazing. Oh, wow.

Daniel: your self-care, content feels both so heartfelt, so playful, and so sexy, and informed. It feels like you've done a lot of this work yourself.

Rosei: My life is a series of side quests, so, even before that, I have, like, six years of post-secondary study of psychology.

And I was like, "Okay, we're gonna take the disability care experience, we'll take all the psychology information, and horniness." Yes. That's the ingredient

Daniel: you bring to e- the secret ingredient you bring to everything that you do.

Rosei: It

Laurel: is, actually. Oh my God. Amazing. It's so interesting, 'cause I feel like there's so much, crossover in the, sex work industry and the, like, care and psychology spheres Mm.

Mm-hmm which, like, makes a lot of sense, because All of those things are very much about, like, intimate relationships. Mm-hmm. was it from your end, Rosie, just like, pandemic hit, we all suddenly had to, like, switch gears. can you walk us through it a little bit more?

I'm just so curious, like...

Rosei: I hope you're prepared for what you've, just done because this is unlocking , the lore- Ooh ... of my backstory. Okay, yes.

Daniel: we've had the data. Yes. Now we get the lore.

Rosei: Now we get the lore. my whole trajectory was, Part of it had to do with, like, deconstruction from growing up in a doomsday evangelical cult. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah. So the trajectory of my life is basically growing up Seventh Day Adventist, into taking counseling psychology, got a diploma in that. that sort of kind of made everything to do with the cult be like, "Okay, we have a prophetess and we think the government's gonna hunt us down.

All right, this is a cult. Moving on." Um, and then I got marri- I, I was a pastor's kid, and then I married another pastor's kid. Wow, okay. Wow. Wow. decisions were made. Yeah. Um, so I'm deconstructing. He's not. Things fall apart during the pandemic. Mm-hmm. And, I end up just, like, on TikTok making witchy things that are freaking my family out, and basically I decide, like, I'm gonna separate from my husband, and I come out as, like, witchy, bisexual, kinky sex worker all at the same time- There we go

and cut them all off.

Daniel: Have you considered that you might be the prophetess that they were looking for?

Rosei: Yeah, yeah. I was like, well, there, there really is something to it because, for me, so much... There, there was a lot of identity formation, and I was... Like, that, that fun spiritedness that you might pick up on in my content is just, like, a little bit of a, like, a spiteful delight- Mm

in being that person who is like, "Oh, you, you wanted me to be subservient to a man. You wanted me to serve and be quiet. Da, da, da. No. I'm gonna make you beg for me." Mm. Yes. You can get down. Yes. You can say, 'Yes, Mommy.'" And I love it.

Laurel: Oh my God. There's also something about, like, the evangelical to just, like, hot babe influencer pipeline.

Mm-hmm ... there's, like, a few out there, and I have crushes on all of you, and it's like-

Rosei: It's so valid.

Laurel: It's so... Like, it is so hot It's the added, like, not just are you, like, a total babe, but it's, like, the added, deconstruction and- fuck you to, like, social paradigms that you're, like, deeply entrenched in that is just, like- It's so good

Daniel: I'd like to pause and- Yeah

just say thank you to COVID-19- ... and to every repressive cult that ever, m- turned out

a

freak.

Rosei: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, they, they do it to themselves. I figured out I was kinky from a church play. Like-

Daniel: What was the church play?

Rosei: the one where you're bound by the- ... chains of Satan's temptation. Oh, my God.

Oh,

Daniel: man. Like, this is where I wanna be. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Rosei: This is actually kinda nice. Well, it had bisexual lighting and everything. What did you

Daniel: think was gonna happen?

Oh, my God.

All right. All right. Oh, my God. Is bisexual lighting, is that like, you hear about how you know that it's a gay man's house is that there's no adequate lighting to actually, light anything.

There's no overhead lighting. It's all... Yeah, it's all- Yeah ... it's, it's... So is bisexual lighting in that same genre or...?

Laurel: Well, I think it's also, like, the colors, right? Like, if you have- Mm ... like, sort of like fuchsia and blue colors. Yeah.

Daniel: Okay, I need to rethink our lighting scheme here. Yeah. We- ... we're really fucking

Laurel: it up here.

Yeah. We have one overhead light, and then we bring in a lamp when we have a guest.

Rosei: So you need like, just at the right moments, you need like the bisexual lighting to come down. Yes, yes. That'll just be like on cue. On cue.

Laurel: Yeah. Yes, you are so right. Listen, we may not be techy people, but we have all the right ideas about what needs to happen when.

We just need- We just

Nichole: need help on execution. Yeah.

Laurel: We need a- Mm ... the lighting guy up in a booth.

Daniel: All right, stuports, if anybody wants to be our lighting guy up in a booth, we promise that, you will be chained there- ... by- By your own bisexual lighting. Yes. And Satan. as far as, like, the, ENM aspect of this- Mm-hmm

um, this come part and parcel with the sex work? Did it come before?

Rosei: I picked up on a few things about myself pretty early on.

Uh, I figured out that I was into girls thanks to VeggieTales. And then a- Oh my God. And then a few years later, I was like, "I don't think I'm monogamous. I should probably keep that to myself."

Multiple: Mm-hmm.

Rosei: Yeah, there was just, like, this progression of being like, " Something's off here, and it's me."

and so uh, I went into a monogamous marriage, and that sucked. Uh, and then I started sex work, but then also a long-term relationship at the same time, because, Once again, decisions were made and I'm a very self-sacrificial person. Uh- We've learned. We've since learned. Uh, so initially it was, like, very few collabs, maybe here or there- Mm-hmm

with women. But it's like, oh, it's, I'm respecting their boundaries, et cetera, et cetera. And today I'm like, oh my God, no, you dumb hoe, you need autonomy. So now this is something I'm very like, no, no, no, no, no. If you're a sex worker, you need to be able to move, collab, do what you need to do- Yes, yeah ... because this industry is not stable like that.

Mm-hmm. You can't be promising people, restrictions like that because this is your economic safety. Yeah. Mm-hmm. you don't compromise your autonomy if you're an at-risk worker, that needs to be there.

And yeah, just over time, lost, that relationship moved into a place where it's like, okay, now we're, like, we do ENM, we do collabs and stuff like that because now we have full autonomy, full agency.

Daniel: does this exist outside of your work as well? Do you have multiple relationships, even if they're, like, just sexual relationships that are not connected to the performance?

Rosei: Oh, yeah.

I would have, usually, like, the collab people, and then you have, like, your play partners, uh, and things like that. I'm a very, like, skills-oriented person- ... so I tend to just be like, "Okay, we have these people for the performance- ... and making the money, and then we have this person to tie up.

We have-" "... uh, this person to cuck. We've got this person to to share with my friends." Like, e- everybody's got a purpose. I collect them like Pokémon.

Daniel: See- Oh, my God ... this is a kind of religious theology that I can get behind. Yeah. Everybody has a purpose. Mm-hmm. The, for, for everyone, there is a cuck.

Laurel: There is a cuck.

There truly is, though. This is the abundance attitude- Yeah ... that we all need to release. Yeah, yeah. I

Rosei: love it. You're blessed. Yes.

Laurel: I'm curious, 'cause you, you don't consider yourself polyamorous, right? Like, you just go by ethically non-monogamous?

Rosei: Yeah, I would be in more of the ENM category. Yeah. Um, cause, uh, to me, it's, it's always been more about, like, the skill, setting- Yeah

the head space, getting the rope tie right. cause, um, I typically, like, strongly attach one person, but then I like running scenes for multiple people- Okay ... kind of thing. So yeah, to me it was like, eh, I, like, I understand poly, but also on, like, my side, it's like, yeah, it i- it is literally like, "Okay, I want to run this type of scene here.

I wanna run this type of scene, and, we're gonna make it happen."

Laurel: You have, like, a very organized, brain or, like, thought process, it seems like. Yeah. Very much so. Yeah. Eldest daughter complex.

I appreciate that you're like, yeah, that you seem, like self-defined, like you understand yourself- Mm-hmm ... and, like, your preferences and who you are and, how that fits in with, like, sex and romance in your life. which is, it's really refreshing, especially since I spend too much time, like, reading on the internet and reading- Oh, yeah

people on, , on Reddit and stuff who are, very confused about who they are or what they want, especially, like- Mm-hmm ... in terms of relationships and, like, non-monogamy specifically. and also feel like they have to, justify or assign, their preferences to other people.

I can tell, like, as you're talking through this, like you, you have like a, you've gone through this process of, like, understanding yourself and understanding your own boundaries- Yeah ... and, like, your need for autonomy and stuff like that. So it's very, it's very admirable. Mm-hmm.

for you to just be, like, clear and concise about where you're at.

Rosei: sex work is a crucible, and if you don't get your sense of self in order, if you don't get a grip on what it is you want, you will have all kinds of people acting goofy with you.

Mm-hmm. And, yeah, it's part of doing sustainable sex work is locking down who you are, what you want, and I, I think especially, like, the, the dommy mommy niche is so helpful for that because people expect you to take no shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's a, it... When you move that way, that's exactly what people are expecting.

and it doe- it makes things easier. It really does because, like, if you embody that sense, then yeah, it, it cuts out so much around you, and it does. It does also just, like, help set for yourself, like, oh yeah, this, it, this isn't just a persona. I do have this confidence. I do know what I enjoy, what I like, what I'm looking for.

and that, that is kinda like the more, I guess, empowering part of that experience- Cause like I said, I've been doing this for, like, six years, so at some point you are dommy mommy. Like- Yeah Yeah ... this, th- this is how it's running. Well,

Nichole: it also lends itself to be of best service in sex work, talking about that intersection between- counseling and sex work. being- Mm-hmm ... super sure of yourself, being confident, is not only putting on the persona of dommy mommy and being able to play that well, but is also being able to model that for the people that you're working with,

Rosei: Exactly. and that is actually a component, like part of what I took from my psych background is, from cognitive development courses you learn how people literally do learn. And so I basically try to authentically put in my content, I am modeling something you can mirror. Mm-hmm. This is- Mm-hmm

literally structured affirmation, self-care reminders. No, you can't talk shit about yourself, I will bonk you. Uh. Yeah, so you- I, I use, I

Daniel: use that one on Nicole all the time. I mean, not

Nichole: a literal bonking. There's no... but you know. No, I have to write something nice about myself and put it in a piggy bank.

Multiple: Mm-hmm. Very-

Nichole: Yeah, very classic ...

Multiple: every time I need to be soothed. Yeah.

Daniel: you know, it's not just your dommy mommy stuff that I found really compelling. I invited you, uh, on the pod before I had actually like really dug in to your spice content, so to speak.

Rosei: Okay. Yeah.

Daniel: you know, I had just seen the spicier stuff that was on the n- the usual platforms.

then, uh, I was like, " I gotta go check out the OnlyFans." Mm-hmm.

Rosei: Mm-hmm. Did you, now? Yeah. I, I cer-

Daniel: I certainly did. I started a Polyamature Hour OnlyFans account- Account ... just to- So we

Laurel: could check out Rosie? Yes. Amazing.

Daniel: And that puts me in the interesting position of, you know, for the first time being able to, uh, compliment how one of our guests fucks.

So,

Multiple: it, it- Great

Daniel: job fucking. So, so, like- A ... in the, in just the confidence realm, like I think that that's a- another place where that shows up, right, is that in your scenes, your partner scenes, it is so clear how much how much you want to be there. Mm. That that is where you want to be, and I think that that is such an important-

Laurel: Yeah

thing

Daniel: to feel from a performer- Mm. Mm-hmm Oh, yeah ... in the, in that kind of sex work. there's just like a kind of palpable joy, I think also because the, the, uh, the cosplay is part of it, uh, you know, in certain contexts. Mm. Mm-hmm. it feels both like a creative act, like you are making something that is kind of unique and inspirational and more than just inspiring my boner.

but it d- did that, too. Did that,

too. You're welcome. Thank

you. But it just seemed like it was a, a, a creative process in just the sense of being joyful as well. Mm-hmm. And so, yes. Yeah. Thank you.

Rosei: Oh, yes. I am s- I am an exhibitionist at heart. And, a lot of people, and they're just like, "You wouldn't do that unless you're being paid for it."

I'm like, if I had several million dollars dumped into my lap, I would become such a menace on Main- ... about, about being a whore. But we would be ramping this up- Yeah ... w- way further 'cause- Oh my God, I love that ... um, no, there, there is genuinely such like a, a joy in sex for me- Mm-hmm ... and sharing sex. Like, the first thing you see when you land on my page is, you are most welcome to enjoy what you're seeing, to use this for fantasy, for inspiration, et cetera.

I'm one of those people where like when I do something, I go full puss. we're not half-assing anything. Yeah. There's also some cursed things that I'm not sure if you managed to find yet on that page. Uh- Oh,

Daniel: well, this is gonna motivate me to go a lot

Rosei: further.

Yeah, yeah. so there's, not one, but two Shrek orgies. Oh my God. my personal favorite is, uh, home video we called Cunty Bob's Pizza Delivery. And we slapped the Lorax mustache on my friend Cutie- ... put a wife beater on her, and like a hat. and then we put like a strap on her, and then the pizza box-

with the strap there. So like myself and my other friend Nick, we were like college girls who couldn't pay for the pizza. Oh my God. And so we had like the bad '70s porn music over this. Um- Amazing ... we were eating pizza the whole time that we were filming this. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's incredible. Wow.

Daniel: I am just going to like, reach in or reach around on this, uh, segment right here and just say, this is a Sex Bits.

Laurel: I was gonna say we can never do Sex Bits again because Rosie just put us to shame.

Daniel: Like- Yes.

Laurel: we have a very short segment that we do occasionally that is just about the sex bits that we do with each other, or our guests have done, or- Yeah

But now we have like squad

Daniel: goals. Gettin' Shreked.

Laurel: I know, yeah. Oh my God. We do a lot of stupid shit when we have sex.

And it's funny, but you, you have made a career out of it, and I am so jealous.

Rosei: no, I was, I was quite proud of our last one, because now that I have that special effects diploma-

Laurel: Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Rosei: Oh, yeah.

Laurel: Yeah. Yeah, we

Rosei: made dragon, we made dragon happen.

Daniel: Yeah.

Rosei: Wow.

Laurel: Wow.

I saw the cat

Daniel: one, which was like- S- subscribing right

Laurel: now

Daniel: I was feeling like, oh wow, maybe I actually liked that movie Cats more than I thought.

Rosei: Oh, please- Gotta give that a second look. Yeah.

Daniel: Like, maybe I do wanna watch the butthole cut

Nichole: So have you done any Star Trek cosplay in your sex work?

Rosei: Oh, 100%. Yet? Um, the Jadzia Dax one was one of the top requested- ... ones for a while there. Yeah. Yeah, checks out.

Daniel: Yeah. You're, you're gonna get a massive influx, I hope, from this appearance because- ... this is your audience. Your- Yeah.

Rosei: Oh, no. I was like, 'cause I was listening in to some of your episodes, and I was like, "There's so much Star Trek." There's so much, yeah. There's so much Star Trek.

We've

Nichole: had other Star Trek pods tell us, "No, no, you're a Star Trek podcast." Yeah. We try to

Rosei: deny it,

Nichole: and we can't.

Rosei: Well, I mean, if, if you really look at Star Trek, it is horny, it is kinky, it is- Yeah ... very non-monogamous-coded, and- Yeah ... I think that's why, like, we all f- we all just fall into that category.

Totally.

Daniel: I think that is-

Laurel: Yeah ...

Daniel: an inspired segue to the other segment that we wanted to indoctrinate you into. I, I couldn't find the right verb. Oh, I'm so

Rosei: ready.

Daniel: And that is only the second-ever installment of Star Trek Booty Roster

The, the first one that we did, was also with a sex worker. Was that with Rossi, our very first one? I think it was. Oh, I think it was.

I think so, yeah. Yeah.

Laurel: Yeah.

Daniel: so we did it kinda spontaneously, and the first one was like, oh, okay, you are in a, like, triad with two Starfleet captains.

we're like, "Okay, what are we gonna do next time?" we decided, you're a DS9 fan. we're all- Mm-hmm ... big DS9 fans.

Mm-hmm.

Let's do a DS9 specific edition, so we're going to limit ourselves to any character who has ever been on Deep Space Nine.

Laurel: Oh, okay. They don't even have to have appeared multiple times.

Daniel: No. You could, you could choose Lwaxana Troi if you wanted- Okay ... for instance- Okay ... who was on once.

We're gonna choose three officers-

Laurel: Okay ...

Daniel: that are part of your crew.

Laurel: Oh, wait, do they have to be Starfleet officers?

Daniel: No.

Laurel: Just... Okay. Okay.

Daniel: these officers are, one, your nesting officer.

Laurel: Oh, okay. Okay.

Daniel: Your dating officer.

Laurel: Okay.

Daniel: So the dating officer is like w- you know, go out and do fun stuff with. Yeah, he just- You know? ...

Laurel: not your nesting partner. Mm-hmm.

Daniel: and then finally, your fucking officer. We're gonna do it draft style. So we'll do a round. We'll start, for instance, with the nesting officer, and each one of us chooses a nesting officer.

We cannot choose the same character for the same role

Laurel: Okay

Daniel: So if you choose Lwaxana Troi as your nesting officer, which would be a interesting flex- ... none of us can choose her as our nesting officer. Okay. Okay.

Laurel: But we could choose her for our fucking officer.

Daniel: Exactly, which would make a little bit more sense, I think.

Nichole: Yes.

Daniel: Yeah. but if we choose someone to be in our, polycule at all, and somebody else has that person, we're now in a shared polycule with them. Oh, okay. So, so if, like, I chose, like, Gul Dukat, you'd have to hang out with Gul Dukat, at least in a garden party kinda setting.

Laurel: At least for your

Rosei: birthday.

Daniel: Yeah. You

Nichole: gotta

Rosei: put up with him once.

Nichole: Wow, okay. Okay. Okay. So who wants to start?

Daniel: Well, I think, I think our guest, Rosie. Okay,

Laurel: Rosie gets a privilege.

Rosei: my nesting partner would be Quark. Nice. Ah. Yeah. Nice. cause they are very financially stable. Yep. Yeah. Absolutely. They got the, they got the laws of acquisition down, so I'm gonna acquire that.

Laurel: Okay. Quark is off the table for nesting. Yeah.

Daniel: Yeah, but what a inspired choice. Yeah, that was- Yes ... a really good- Yeah ...

Laurel: choice.

Daniel: Also 'cause he makes cocktails.

Like, come on.

Laurel: Mm-hmm. Bartender. Daniel just sees himself in Quark quite a bit, and is just like, "Thank you for choosing me." Yeah.

Daniel: Rosie, I'm also a short man who makes cocktails. Sold. Also, also Jewish, so...

Laurel: And financially stable also. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know? Nice. this is a tough one for me, I'm gonna go with Miles O'Brien.

Mm. Aw.

Daniel: Great choice for nesting- Solid ... as well. Thank you. He's gonna fix all your shit. He can fix

Laurel: anything, man. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. appreciate that, and also, you know, like, his relationship with Keiko It, it seems troublesome sometimes, but overall he's, like, a dependable guy for the station.

Daniel: th- I think there's an interesting thing with him in that he is just full of trauma.

Nichole: But he doesn't- PTSD for days. Yeah. Yeah.

Daniel: This is true. But he doesn't talk about it at all, so that's nice, I guess. It's

Rosei: like he shuts up about his trauma, and that's hot.

Nichole: My nesting officer- I can't wait ... is Odo. Because- A cop?

Daniel: Okay.

Nichole: Because he sleeps in a bucket.

so I could have the bed to myself. The only furniture he needs is a jungle gym- ... and I get to decorate the rest of the

Rosei: quarters. See, I thought you were going for the shape-shifter aspect of this, and I was like- No. ... hell yeah, get that shape-shifter dick, but, like- I mean, that's- I mean, yeah, that's- ... also a

Nichole: great choice That would be,

Daniel: that would be for the fucking officer, though.

Nichole: well, there's, I think there's still sex involved in your nestie- There, you can still- Yes, yes ... officer, but I'm just thinking, like, space-wise, the- Yeah ... space is at a premium on this station. Like, I don't, I'm not gonna probably have- And- ... the biggest room, so. And you want your nestie partner to take up as little of it as possible.

As

Rosei: little space as possible. You're like, "I love how inconvenient you are."

Daniel: And if you ever, like, need a piece of furniture that you don't have-

Nichole: Right, there you go ... like,

Daniel: Odo can be your human furniture. He's not even gonna mind. He's like Cherry from Pee-wee's Playhouse. Mm-hmm. my nesting officer is going to be Vic Fontaine.

Laurel: Oh, shit. Ah. Okay.

Daniel: Not only is Vic an amazing host-

Laurel: Uh-huh, yeah ...

Daniel: he's also, like, kind and nurturing. Do you remember when Nog had his, like, leg problem, you know?

Yes,

Laurel: yeah. Mm-hmm. And he

Daniel: was recovering with Vic. Like, Vic is a sweetheart, and is, like, going to take care of you. Kinda like with me and Unical, like, he could be, like, somebody that I could sit at the piano with, and we could sing duets.

Mm-hmm. Aw. So I'm going with Vic. He also has

Nichole: that sick apartment.

Daniel: Yes. On the holodeck. So, yes. Yeah. Yeah. He can just

Nichole: move

Laurel: into the holodeck at

Nichole: that point. Yeah, yeah. All right. All right. Nice. Good one. That's pretty sweet. All right, what's next? Dating? Or dating officer Dating officer. Dating officer. All right, I gotta look at the

Rosei: list.

Mm. I'm a little torn- Mm ... on a few different people- Yeah ... but I'm actually going to go with the Doctor, because he gives me subby vibes- ... and I kinda wanna put a collar on him. Mm-hmm.

Daniel: We're talking about Dr. Bashir, the twink of space. Yeah. Yes? The twink of space.

Yes. Okay. Yeah.

Rosei: Oh, yeah. It's just bottom every- ... everything says bottom, and I'm like, challenge accepted.

Daniel: He does seem like he would be fun to go out with too, 'cause he's always asking- Hmm ... like Dax out on dates. He's trying to get everyone

Laurel: to go out on a date with him, yeah. Yes.

I'm gonna go real obvious on this one and just say Jadzia.

Like- Mm. Mm ... she is just gonna be a fucking great time no matter where you go and what you do.

Daniel: Man,

You wanted to choose Jadzia? I wanted to choose Jadzia for- Sorry ... for dating.

Nichole: Okay, I'm afraid that I'm gonna choose your second choice. Yeah. So l- let

Daniel: me see you try.

Nichole: Leela. Leela's good. For dating- Yeah ... officer, yeah. Yeah. Because she is just so cheerful and fun, and I think that she would be just, like, like, fun time. Like, she would just, like, come up- Yeah ... with adventures to do. She would come up with great holodeck ideas.

Daniel: And, like, you love to go to Las Vegas.

Like, she would be a great person- Ooh, yeah. Yeah ... to, like, explore the strip with, and she would just clean up on the tables, I think, too, 'cause she-

Absolutely ... you know.

She knows her trade. Okay, we're onto me for- Yeah. Mm-hmm ... dating- Mm-hmm ... officer. Grilka.

Laurel: I was... Okay, yeah. Grilka's great.

Daniel: Grilka appeared in two episodes at least.

she was the Klingon who forced Quark to marry her.

and she is just, like, sassy and- Your answer is, like, complete

Laurel: opposite of Rosie's answer.

Rosei: Oh, yeah. See, Rosie's like- Yeah, I- That is so specific, and I respect it.

Laurel: Yeah. Rosie's like, "Hmm, look at this little subby twink."

And you're like, "Mm, dom mommy," like- ... "Step on me." Yeah, it's,

Daniel: it's probably just because, like, Rosie has put me in a certain kinda mood- Yeah,

Rosei: yeah ... you know? We're, we're already set that headspace. Yep.

Daniel: she can hold her liquor too. Like, I'd love to go- Mm. Mm-hmm ... I'd love to go bar hopping, you know?

Laurel: Yeah. With

Daniel: Grilka.

Rosei: so now we're onto the fucking partner, right? Yep. Yep. Yeah, who's your

Laurel: fuck buddy?

Rosei: Very solidly for me, Kira Nerys, but the BDSM version who's evil.

Yes. Yes. Because I want to co-peg Dr. Bashir with her.

Laurel: Amazing An inspired choice. Inspired. I have

Rosei: dreams. I have dreams too.

Laurel: Ugh,

Nichole: I wanna make that happen for you.

Daniel: there's always cosplay, baby.

I'll I'll get my Bashir outfit out. Uh-huh. You know? Yep. Yep.

Laurel: Um, okay, my fuck buddy. I actually find this one kind of difficult, and I have a really, a really controversial choice. Okay. Kai Winn. What? I bet that woman fucks. I bet she fucks hard.

Rosei: Oh my God. That is a bold choice, but you're not wrong.

Right?

Daniel: I mean, she gives hard Karen energy.

Rosei: Well, that's what, like, I feel like when she gets pissed off with you, she just makes you edge for way too long. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Daniel: Okay. Yeah,

Laurel: and there's like- Ri- ... some level of, like, hate fucking that could happen in there- Ooh ... that would also be, like, kinda hot.

Daniel will never

Daniel: look at me the same way. You know, I... Well, I feel like you poison pilled this.

Laurel: Oh, because now you have to hang out with Kai Winn

Daniel: Yeah. Well, I was going to choose- ... I was, I was going to choose Dax for my fucking officer- Uh-huh ... but I do not want to have to go to the fucking garden party with Kai Winn.

Laurel: Oh, because Dax is already in my poly pool.

Oh. Mm. Or my dating pool. Ah. So if I choose Dax...

Think again.

Rosei: Yeah, you're gonna have to put up with that. Yeah. Yeah.

Nichole: This, this is the skill of the game. Uh-huh, yeah. Yeah, exactly. I mean, I feel like my choice is pretty obvious, with Worf. Yeah, that's a good one. Mm. He just, you know- I was feral. He- Yeah

knows what he wants, but also that moment when they're playing baseball and he's the shortstop, and he goes, "Death to the enemy," that is so funny to me. So I feel like fucking would be hot. Yes. He would be- Mm-hmm ... he would be dominant. Uh-huh. But also, he would probably say things that would make me laugh, like, unintentionally.

Daniel: You want, you want a partner you can laugh at, not with. Yeah. Yes, yes.

Nichole: Yeah. Okay. We do- whenever we talk about my relationships, I do say a lot, "I laughed out loud at that person- Yeah ... in their face."

Daniel: Okay. I am torn. Mm-hmm. I'm torn. You know what? It's all about the energy here. Yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah. Right? Garak.

Laurel: Nice. Of course. I was waiting for Garak to come up in somebody's- Me too ... dissertation. I was waiting for Garak. Yeah. That

Daniel: man fucks.

Laurel: Yes. Yeah. And also,

Daniel: I'm going to extrapolate and bend the rules- Uh-huh ... a little bit here, because I believe that because Garak is totally fucking Bashir- Uh-huh

that I think that we're in the same polycule. Yeah. Yeah. I,

Rosei: I think that is the thing. To be honest, like, my other choice is, like, I just move in with Quark and Odo, because they're obviously married.

I'm really cur- like, Kardashian-wise, I'm like, did, did the scales go all the way down? Like, what's the situation? Yeah.

Daniel: Yeah. Mm. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's ribbed for your terror.

Rosei: Please remember to hydrate for me. And you might get called a good something or other.