Daniel: Have you seen real genius? Have we had this conversation? Yeah, I've seen real genius. Jesus Christ. Of course. I've fucking seen real genius. Genius.

Laurel: Would you stop talking about real genius? Jesus. It's like a weird obsession.

Nichole: We can hear you. Oh fuck.

Daniel: Sometimes when I rediscover something from my childhood that I had forgotten about. Mm-hmm. But was like a large part of my childhood. I become doubly obsessed with it.

Nichole: yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. So you rediscovered real genius.

Daniel (2): Yeah. At some point I was like, oh my God. Real genius. And realizing that, . All the millennial people that I was dating did not know about Real genius. And so then I had to go on a will actually tour.

Nichole: I saw a guy wearing an I Love Toxic Waist shirt, shortly after Val Kilmer died.

Aw. And I was like, we a pay tribute bud. He was like, I know. Wait a moment. Aw.

Daniel: Did he make a little, fist? Like a little

Laurel: A vow fist.

Nichole: A

Laurel: vowel

Nichole: fist. A vow.

Laurel: Yeah. He just did this. We thought he was making a peace sign, but it was just a little v vow.

That's what it's been all along. That's a long time. just give Val a chance,

Nichole: Val. Val took chance. It was Val. And the whole Twain tour is just like, I, I'm obsessed.

Daniel: What if we just started associating all Val words with Val Kilmer?

Like valedictorian was like when you were the most like Val Kilmer Valor in battle is just when you exhibit the properties of Val,

Nichole: stolen Valor is when you steal parts of Val Kilmer's personality.

Laurel: There should be like in, so instead of Urban Dictionary, there's like a Val Dictionary. We redefine all the vowel words in context of Val Kilmer.

Nichole: Do we know any other vows? What is it? It has to be short for something.

Vowel. Valedictorian.

Valedictorian,

Daniel: kilmer. His parents were hopeful, you know,

I mean, how fucking embarrassing is it? You know when your name is valedictorian and you only get, you know, what do they call it? Sub valedictorian?

Nichole: What is the, I don't think there's a runner up for valedictorian. Yeah, there is. There's a whole other, there is like word.

I got a little, corsage on my, um, I thought you were gonna say, I got a little val clamped.

So now all V words. Yeah. We're just going with it. Yeah.

Daniel: Yeah. You get a little tingle in your vagina.

Laurel: Welcome to Valhalla.

Nichole: I'm gonna take a vacation.

Daniel: Can I, can I buy a vowel?

Laurel: Sorry, what were you saying? Nicole?

Nichole: Welcome to Poly Amateur Hours.

I'm Daniel.

Laurel: I'm Val Laurel. I'm Nicole.

Never was their greater icon. Rest in peace.

Daniel: what if on lower decks? Instead of waning. They, they, they vowed because like they were dressing up as Val Kilmer dressing up as,

Laurel: yeah.

Daniel: Mark Twain.

Laurel: when you do talk about the, the Twain Tour, I do think of Twain.

Yes. By me fucking

Daniel: two.

Laurel: The first thing

Daniel: that

Laurel: comes to

Daniel: mind because of lower decks. I can't think of one Mark Twain without thinking of a second one. Yeah.

Laurel: I wonder if that would be like a good relational strategy, like when you're arguing. Like, you know, like they do it to like resolve their differences. Mm-hmm. But like in a romantic relationship, if like tensions are starting to rise, you just twain it.

Daniel: Oh, I mean, I was immediately thinking of it when I saw it in the series in a sexual context, like just twain on Twain action.

Oh my God. As, as a call forward, intertwining, if you will.

Laurel: Oh. Oh. All right. Speaking of WeCh, calling forward. Oh yeah.

Daniel: Intering. This, this is very intertwining.

Laurel (2): Oh, no. Oh, we had another really fun guest on today, again, in my, uh, me just going on blue sky and, and fangirling over content creators. era. . we we have Rossi on the show today.

Who,

Daniel: what? Why are you laughing? Because lately you're like, we're having too many fucking guests on, we need to just do it solo once in a while. Except for, except for like all the pornographers that I'm collecting on Blue Sky.

Laurel: Ah, yes. I am always the exception to the rule. What I'm really saying is that we are just gonna do what I wanna do.

Okay.

you started it, you were like, we should get some adult content creators. And I was like, okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Um,

Nichole: do I have to twain between you two

Laurel: anyways,

yeah. Rossi has been, uh, an adult content creator. came on to share with us, uh, his poly journey, and adult content creation journey and, uh, just shoot the shit with us.

Daniel: And despite the fact that Rossi isn't like generating a lot of content now, like he has a legacy, it, it feels like.

Laurel: Mm-hmm.

Daniel: Like we were talking with Polly several episodes back.

Laurel: Yeah.

Daniel: And she was like, dude, dude. Are you gonna talk with Rossi? Are you gonna talk with Rossi?

Laurel: I really like the adult content world of my Blue Sky friends.

Here's none of, none of them. Consider me a friend, but I'm like

Daniel: laurel's. Just another John.

It's time to heave out the old dick again for Poly Amateur Hour. Oh,

Nichole: oh. For our kind of new segment. Come on our show.

And with that,

Daniel: come roll please. Come roll. Oh

good. I'm sorry. That joke won't work. 'cause it should actually be a uh, roll tape.

Have we discussed the fact, have we discussed the fact that I roll tape when we've recorded it before and I drum roll when it happens after?

Nichole: I think I picked up on that. Yeah.

Daniel: Yeah. It's like a, it's like a thing if you like pay attention. Oh, I have not been paying attention,

Nichole: I'm super okay with that joke not working because it sounds like, um, a sushi roll. So

bye. Roll gate

Laurel: goal has already left.

I had just had this intrusive thought right before we were admitting you into the, into the Zoom call Rossi.

Daniel: You too.

Laurel: You were also having an intrusive thought. I'm always having, he's always having intrusive thoughts. Yeah, that's true. Um, maybe it wasn't an, those

Rossy: are just thoughts in my head. Yeah.

Laurel: I was like, maybe it's not an intrusive thought. Maybe it was a hopeful thought where I was like, what if Rossi just turned on his camera and it was just.

Dick, it was just your dick. My God.

Nichole: Was this puppetry of the penis? Yes.

Wow. That does sound like an intrusive, hopeful thought. Yeah. Yeah,

Daniel: yeah.

Rossy: Yeah. I I try not to use my dick like intrusively. 'cause I think that implies like a lack of consent.

Daniel: Yeah. No, I appreciate that. I think, you know. Then he has to have like two setups. Like there's the above table camera and, and then the below table camera.

Yeah. Yeah. And you just have like, like a switch that you can toggle back and forth between them. Ooh. And the, and the switch. I dunno why I'm making a joy stick. It's, yeah. Oh, giant.

Rossy: Yeah. There's, there's, there's the, the change for the camera and then the second lever like, opens the trap door. I, I, I, I dunno, like the dick just falls through the trap door.

Daniel: Oh, it more's like a milking table.

Laurel: Yeah. God. Okay. Ah,

Rossy: well there you go. Yeah,

Laurel: it's morning for us. Oh, I like

Rossy: these are, these are, these are so bushy teed for, for the morning for you guys.

I am not that. Engaged early in the morning.

Daniel: Are you drinking a Guinness? Is that what you got?

Rossy: Uh, no, this is, uh, Pepsi Max with a little bit of, bourbon. No, it's Jack Daniels. You guys have Jack Daniels. It comes, it comes from America.

It,

Daniel: that's right. Yeah.

Rossy: It is a bourbon. I think.

Daniel: And with the, uh, America first policies in place. Soon it's going to be America brought to you by Jack Daniels.

Laurel: Yeah.

Rossy: But, but I, I mean, I would always say to anyone who's like, oh, America first. I'm like, listen, he all came from here first.

Laurel: Yeah. Yeah. No shit. Yeah. It's, listen, we're really confused over here.

Nichole: we're also stripping away like, you know, history and social studies and all that other stuff, so like people just don't know.

Rossy: it does happen here too. Like, I think when I, when I think back to my schooling, they told us like a little bit about the British Empire really didn't go into detail. Really. They get Yeah. Yeah. They really avoid going into any sort of detail I think about things like the partition of India, which I did not get taught about in school, and only learned about in like 2020 when I saw an episode of Dr. Who about it.

Nichole: Wow. And he said,

Rossy: and I, I said to my partner, pat, his family is from India originally.

I was like, do you know about this? And he started just looked at me. Oh God. Oh my God. Yes. I, yes, I know what your ancestors did to my people.

Nichole: Rossi, do you like to read? Yes. Do you like to read huge books?

Rossy: I've, I've read some big books. I'm trying to think of the biggest book I've ever read.

Nichole: There's, um, the longest single novel ever published in the English language is by Vikram Seth. And it's about the, British, exit from India. it's really fucking good.

It's good. Oh,

Rossy: I would definitely, I would definitely give that a show.

Daniel: Yeah. Are, are you ready to, uh, make amends for your ancestors By reading several gigantic novels?

Rossy: I feel like, I kind of feel like that's like the least I can do. Yeah.

Laurel: Yeah. Turns out we could get off real easy here. We just have to read.

Yeah.

Rossy: O one book equals reparations.

Daniel: Yeah.

Nichole: Yeah.

Daniel: Two. And it's a two. And you owe me

Nichole: Oh. Oh. If

Daniel: anything,

Nichole: you also get to look, you know, performative reading. Get to carry this around. It's a huge fuck novel. Oh yeah. Have

Rossy: to, I have to do it. It only counts if I do it in coffee shop. Public transit coffee shop a in a coffee shop that, from a company that doesn't pay its taxes like Tarbucks.

Laurel: Oh yes, yes, yes.

Rossy: Yeah. You have to, you have to be doing it while being blind to the, to what's going on around us. The present.

Daniel: I just pictured you do it.

The shittiest thing. And like just going around to Indian restaurants and reading it.

Nichole: Oh my God. Oh my God. Anyways, hi Rossi. Hi. Thank you so much for, thank you for joining us. Yeah,

Rossy: no thank you. It was, I was very excited, um, at the prospect, so, yay. So thank you very much.

Laurel: I was just like, wow, there's hot people online, and I could talk to them. I could make them come on a podcast and talk to me.

Okay.

Daniel: I feel like now that we're starting to have more, adult content creators come on the show, every time that I hear the phrase come on the show, I just think, I just think of it differently now. Oh boy. That's,

Laurel: yeah.

Rossy: It's, it is a different type of show almost. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm kinda, I'm surprised there's not a show called Come On the Show yet.

That should be someone's like content creation page That should be like the title. The whole idea of the tmt.

Daniel: M-T-M-T-M-T-M. Oh yeah. Should that be, should we ub our segment for when we have adult content creators on the show? Oh my. Come on our

Rossy: show. You, you absolutely should. Yes. And the logo, the logo should look wet.

Nichole: Yes. Oh my God. And the Theme song should be wet.

Daniel: what makes wet music, you know.

Nichole: Ridiculous. Anyways. Hi Rossi. I typically. Start out these conversations. Can I ask my question? Yeah, you can do whatever you want. Okay. Thank you. Laurel. Yeah,

Daniel: Daniel, I mean this is technically a different segment now. So

Nichole: wait, what is the segment now? It's come on. The show. Come on. Show.

Come on the show, right? Okay. Um,

Rossy: come all over the show. Yeah,

Nichole: done. Great. so I am curious, um, one would love for you to introduce yourself, tell our listeners who you are, where they can find your content, and then I'm curious about your, like, your polyamory journey. Like I find that stuff really fucking fascinating.

So if you wouldn't mind sharing as much as you want to share, I would love to hear it.

Rossy: Yeah. Yeah, I'm very, I like speaking for myself. It's very sharing. I think that's a whole aspect of, of polyamory inherently is, is being very open to sharing. Mm-hmm. Um, but yeah, I'm Rossi. I, um, I'm 35. I live in Scotland.

Um, it's very cold here, very dark, certainly at the moment. Um, and while I'm not particularly active or really at all active, um, in terms of content creation, , I do have an OnlyFans and just for fans, , which is, that's so terrible. I'm so out of the loop. I've kind of forgotten its name, but I think it's Rossie tv 'cause I thought that was a really clever idea.

Call Rossi Rossie tv. Um, I think I even bought the web domain. I think I own the web domain Ross tv. Oh my God. There is nothing on it. It's not even our, our builder saying in construction. But yeah, I thought that was gonna be like a whole, like a whole marketing thing. And, and the only social media I'm using at the moment is, um, blue Sky.

Nichole: Yes. Nice. But I did,

Rossy: I I started off , in Twitter back in the day back when it was good.

and I did have Instagram until I got locked outta my account twice and they're not getting a third attempt outta me. Um, they won't, lemme talk to a real person. I'm not trying again.

Nichole: Yeah. No fucking not worth it.

, So can you tell us a little about your polyamory journey or a lot, or a lot?

Rossy: Yeah. I would, I'd have to do a lot. Yes. Yes. So I've been in a throttle for 11 years now. Oh, wow. And we all have, uh, the three of us each have our own partners, , outside of that.

So the molecule has six of us. Yeah. They, they extend, it's like a web. I, you start doing diagrams for people. Uhhuh. Yeah. And for myself, sometimes uhhuh, it does get, when you're trying to explain to someone, it does get a bit confusing. Yeah. Yes. Um, but yeah. So my husband and I, we've been married for. Well, 11 years and, and our partner had been living with us just before they moved in, just before the wedding.

We don't remember exactly what day. So we just call our wedding anniversary, the anniversary for all three of us, um, everything really all started when we were talking. My husband and I, when we, uh, when we were engaged, we were talking about like bucket list stuff,

Nichole: Uhhuh,

Rossy: and, and I jokingly, I'd been very, I was a very young Sheed , gay guy.

very isolated. Um, had zero life experience before I met my husband. Um, so I, I jokingly and Bashfully said, uh, when we were talking about, um, bucket list stuff, oh, a threesome. And then instead of my husband just like started giggling and brushing it off, just Barry Cameron was like, yeah, okay, we can make that happen.

And I was so flustered and to this day, I don't think I've ever been more nervous in my life than walking into the bedroom and, and having that first threesome, which was a lovely experience. It was so, it was one of my husband's friends at the time. It was a very lovely, very positive experience. Oh. But I was, I remember being so nervous, like my hand was shaking on the door.

Oh, it was, it was so, it was so ridiculous. That's so wholesome. Um, yeah, it was, it was a very wholesome, wholesome experience. Yeah, it kind of went from there. And then we, we started to explore non-monogamy weren't always, you know, together when we were meeting, , other people. And our partner was moving from England up to Scotland for university. Um, and they'd been chatting on Scruff, uh, dating app, and I'm sure you guys have it in America's it called, is it

Daniel: called Scruff?

Scruff, maybe. It's probably like the, uh, UK grinder. So we

Rossy: have, yeah, we have Grindr. We have Grindr as well. We have Grindr first, and then we have Screw. Yeah. Maybe you're not gay enough to know about Scruff. Maybe. Maybe. Um,

Daniel: this is a new segment called Attack Daniel's.

Queerness. Yeah.

Rossy: yeah. Um, so our partner moved up and it was really why, when I look, think back, what I think was really funny at the time was, our partner and me, we didn't get on particularly well.

Yeah. Uh, just, you know, very young, very new to. So the whole idea of non-monogamy and we're very similar to each other in the ways that we don't like about ourselves. Mm. So seeing that, reflection of the things you don't necessarily enjoy about yourself

Nichole: Yeah.

Rossy: was interesting at the start, but it's been really funny to grow together as people.

Mm-hmm.

Nichole: Um,

Rossy: and we're, we're still quite similar in a lot of ways. Very different in other ways, which I think is, is a really positive thing. I think it's very good to be different from your partners. I think it was my husband who, uh, a partner first sort of outside the throuple.

I don't think we found it particularly difficult. I think we were quite used to

Nichole: mm-hmm.

Rossy: Our thrus by that point. Um, and, and now, and now we all have a partner outside of it. Um, and yeah, it's just, it's a really positive.

Way of being. It's certainly not, if you'd asked me like 10, 15 years ago, like what I thought my life was gonna be in my mid thirties, it's definitely I wouldn't have had any concept, um, that, that, that this is how life could be. But now that this is what I have, I, um, I don't think I would have it any other way.

Nichole: Yeah. Completely agree. Yeah. There's no way I could have predicted. Yeah. This arrangement or the way that my life has gone.

Laurel: Yeah.

Daniel: E everybody assumed less thrus, which I'm going to now use as a, a new form for the word throuple.

Nichole: Yeah. Ths thrus. I really, the,

Rossy: the ths of the hall. Yeah.

I think initially that way we were sort of thinking about it was, well, you know, we had a spare bedroom, so, you know, renting from us was gonna be way cheaper than getting accommodation through the university or whatever.

So it was a very practical idea at the start. Right? Yep. Yep. Uh, as well as having that sort of social and then. Developing into a romantic aspect.

Daniel: Mm-hmm. Which is, you know, one of the reasons why we all wanted to ask if we can, , move to, oh my God, Scotland, and I'll move in with you if you would.

Rossy: Well. I, I would, I would recommend to anyone moving to Scotland.

I think Scotland is a beautiful place to live. it's never warm, particularly, oh, it's,

Daniel: it's not warm here either, really? Um, could, could we afford a castle, like a literal poly castle? Oh

Rossy: my god. You know, do you know, I think some castles are come fairly cheap.

I think the problem with castles is the upkeep.

Nichole: Yeah. Yeah.

Rossy: I have to imagine Is I, I suspect a lot of them are, are need renovation. There is actually, um. I think people think of Scotland as like, you know, just castles and fields of Heather and stuff like that. And I'm like, it's not like that. Actually, there is a castle on the hill outside my house when, when I walk in my front door, I look and I can't actually see a small castle.

You can

Nichole: see a castle.

Rossy: I really, I, yeah. I see sheep, cows, and a castle.

Nichole: Aw.

Daniel: So how did you go from being the, the shakingly nervous young gay man entering your first threesome to creating adult content as an adult?

Rossy: vanity. Yeah. Really it was, it was very much an exploration of vanity. , 'Cause I was just using Twitter just very socially. Um, and then as, as one does, I think when you're using social media, um, and people are like, oh, hey, you're cute. Um, you know, when you just post like a normal clothes selfie, you know, you just start progressively wearing less and less clothes.

Yeah. And, and, and then, you know, and then there's the big, you know, your, your first nude. Um, and, and just it went from that. I think it's an idea I'd been talking with for a little while. cause I was posting fairly. Spicy pictures on, on Twitter for free. And I came to like, well, you know what, if they can like it for free, they can like it for five bucks a month.

Yeah. Um, but yeah, it was just, I, it was very much, it was, it was vanity. It really, I just liked, the people were telling me I was pretty. Yeah. And it just went from there.

Laurel: Yeah. Who doesn't? That's great.

Rossy: Yeah. Yeah. Who doesn't? It's very affirming.

Laurel: Yeah.

Daniel: Yes, man. I feel like that's the reason that I've been wearing more and more voluminous clothing.

Laurel: What? 'cause nobody tells you you're pretty uhhuh. Aw.

I'll pay you five bucks a month to tell you you're pretty

Daniel: alright. As as, as I take off my card again, this is my, like

Laurel: off your Cardi again.

With your full collared long sleeve shirt on underneath your Paley.

Daniel: Well, that's, that's, it's, it's hotter, you know, it's like a, it's a tease. It's like Victorian age and I'm like taking off my high collar and my like long socks. It's, it's a look in

Rossy: itself. Yeah, it's, it's absolutely look in itself,

Nichole: I feel like we're playing a game of strip interview.

It's like every time somebody has like,

Rossy: could be a whole, that could be a whole segment. So

Nichole: Yeah, it's like the word of the day. It's like, no, take off your pants. Oh, you said Victorian.

Laurel: Oh man. Portland is very much into like, adult entertainment. We also have like a ton of strip clubs, like full nude strip clubs and whatnot. , And so I hear this conversation a lot from like a monogamous perspective of like, My boyfriend won't let me work at the club anymore. or like, there's like this tension between people's, job that has to do with like sexual content, and like their monogamous relationships. it sounds like you had a very, like, natural progression into polyamory with your husband and then, your partner as well. But was there any like tension or was it just like, like an obvious like transition into making adult content?

Rossy: , I think I distinctly remember my husband saying, well, it'd be quite hot if, you know, other people were saying you were hot to like, you know, your videos and things like that.

Yeah. so I was kind of like, I, I would, I would say I was survey Ed onto it rather, rather than the opposite. , And I was very, it was very important to me that content creation didn't get in the way of my relationships. Mm mm-hmm. Because they're more, they were more important to me.

Um, so I wasn't gonna be, you know, out making 10 different scenes with other people every week and not having any sort of like, intimate time with my partners. Yeah. It was very important to me that my partners came first and then anything else I had left in the tank that went to, that went to, um, content creation.

I'd only really done one or two scenes with other people before the pandemic hit. Um, and our COVID restrictions were very severe. So there wasn't the opportunity to be going out and making content with lots of other people. So I think for about a year and a half on my page, it was just, it was just me.

Nichole: Yeah. It

Rossy: was just me. People were seeing, um, 'cause I'd been quite, I'd been quite conscious as well that I didn't necessarily want my partners to be making content with me. 'cause I didn't want our relationship to become about that. Mm.

Nichole: Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Rossy: Because I think that, I mean, for some people that works absolutely great and I, I applaud them.

, But that's not something that I was necessarily looking for. I wanted to keep some aspect of my life, you know, to ourselves. Right, right.

Daniel: could,

it could be worse. You could have started a podcast.

Nichole: Yeah.

Rossy: So I have, when, when, when I saw, when I saw that you guys were looking for people, I, I could not have started typing faster because I I, because I've thought a couple of times about doing a podcast.

Oh

Laurel: my God. Yes.

Rossy: But I, but I like to think, but I think of myself. I'm like, I'm not, I'm not interesting enough. I don't have enough to say, like, what would I talk about? Um, so I was like, I, I'm happy to go on other people's podcasts, make them do the heavy lifting of making a podcast work. And I'll just, I'll just show up every now and then and I'm, I'm happy with that.

Hell

Nichole: yeah. Um,

Rossy: so I was, so, I was very excited to see, when you guys were looking, I was like, yes, I'll do that. Yeah. If it'll happen, me Absolutely.

Daniel: You're a guest at the podcast. Orgy, but not necessarily a host

Rossy: hosting as, as we all know, hosting is more work. Yes.

Laurel: Yes. It's, it is a lot of work.

Daniel: Just don't make another boring ass polyamory podcast. be, be influenced. I feel like this is the, the first like, uh, crack in the damn us. You know? Oh, just, and then after this, it's all just gonna be wackadoodle. Fun times. Yes. Wackadoodle

Laurel: fun times. That's what

Daniel: we're on about.

We would like to have you on again sometime specifically, I think that you would be an ideal guest for is Star Trek Polly. When we look at an episode of Star Trek, because I am told that you are one of us. One of us.

Rossy: Oh, I'm hardcore. My engagement gift from my husband when we got, um, engaged, um, is a battle lift.

Nichole: Oh my God. Wow.

Rossy: I wish, I wish I had it here. I should have brought upstairs with me. It's, it's sitting in a cupboard just now because I need to get it hung on the wall.

Daniel: Okay. You have two captains to make a throuple with. Oh. Who do you choose? You. Two captains,

Rossy: two captains to be in a rupple way. Hmm. Oh, oh, this is Yeah. Like a juicy one because you

Daniel: also have to worry about whether the captains would get along.

Rossy: Oh, well indeed, indeed. You want everyone to, you want everyone to be, yeah. You want harmony in your, in your polyamory. Oh.

Nichole: okay. Go on. Picard and

Rossy: Cisco, they don't like each other. Yeah, exactly. They don't like each other.

Nichole: Yeah.

Rossy: Um, I think Picard Okay. We have to be one. Okay.

'cause I think he's, I think one of the things I've always thought about the card is he's such a, a reserved man. You know? He's wild in the cheeks. Ooh. Oh yeah. You, he has gotta be wild.

Laurel: Yep.

Rossy: Um, and then I think for my other captain.

Oh, I know exactly who I can pick. Um, captain seven.

Nichole: Oh oh hell

Rossy: yeah. She, she, she, we, we've seen her in Canon as a captain as well. She should be. Yeah. Yes, Ben. Those, those rules, baby. I have. I like that. Yeah, I have, I have again, also, you know, she'd got freaking the shakes. Yes.

Laurel: Yeah,

Rossy: absolutely. Um, she's got some

Laurel: kind of freaky Borg implant.

She can pull out and she can

Rossy: Yeah. She, she doesn't need to strap, she doesn't need to strap a strap. One is already, yes. Yeah. Um, she can stick those two bees in me any day. Um, but I, like I, I, I've loved the seven to nine character since I was a kid. Uh, and in fact, I do blame, I say blame. That's, that's the wrong word.

Um, but I do blame, uh, seven of nine in a way for me, like deciding that I was gay. 'cause watching my dad and younger brother broth over her, this beautiful, articulate, intelligent woman and me, you know, loving her, but not like that I was. If I'm not into her sexually, I must be gay. She's, she's hot, she's one hot woman.

Um, and to see her and to see her story arc and her character development, I think is, is one of the best story arcs of a character in any show, in any media ever makes ab

Daniel: Absolutely. And I think they did a great job of it in Picard too,

Rossy: Oh, absolutely. I'm so, I'm so, because I know that, I know that Jerry Ryan wasn't necessarily keen on coming back and doing any Star Trek at all.

So a, I'm glad that we got back at all. Um, but to give her that story arc, um, and to get her to the place where she was. And if they don't give a Star Trek legacy, I will go insane and there will be violence. I want, I want seven seasons of Captain Seven.

Daniel: Oh, hell yeah. Now the only thing about having a throuple , with Picard and seven is that them both being xbs.

Oh. Like, would they like have a weird psychic thing that would turn on every now and then and you would not be a part of it and you're like, would you get jelly? Imagine them,

Rossy: imagine them like bitching on some substitute on some subspace frequency that I can't hear. Yeah, exactly. I, I didn't, I didn't put the dishes back in the rec and all of a sudden and they, they just give each other like a knowing look.

And I'm like, I know you are talking about me. I know. I can't hear it.

Laurel: Oh my God, this makes me wanna like. Create some kind of game though, where we find different polyamorous situations and then have to pick , our Trek crew for it.

Nichole: I think this is the segment.

Rossy: It was always gonna go this way. Yeah. Resistance. Yeah.

Daniel: So we, we do have another segment. Oh, do you wanna at the ready?

Laurel: Is it a unicorn hunter, hunters?

we have a segment where we, uh, we find the craziest unicorn hunting profiles we can on dating apps.

Daniel: okay. Is, is this a thing that you, that is a phrase in

Rossy: It's not, that is not something I'm familiar with.

Oh, okay. What we'll say unicorns are the National Animal of Scotland.

Laurel: Oh, wow. Oh my God, my God. so, it's a phrase , typically. it's referred to like a heterosexual couple. So a man and a woman who are seeking a bisexual woman to kind of just be their sex toy for a little while.

so we'll rate them on self-aggrandizement,

Daniel: Arbitrary rules and. Would we unicorn for them?

Yeah.

Okay. Rossi, are you ready to witness the CD underbelly? American non-monogamy.

Rossy: I love a CD underbelly.

Daniel: I'm gonna stand up and start taking off my part

Rossy: again.

That's what I was trying to do. That's what I'm trying to make happen.

Daniel: we've recently switched to swinger lifestyle for our mining of our content.

and the temptation to share the handles, the, the screen names on this mm-hmm. Is always a little bit too much, you know, like, I have to share this screen name. Yeah. Tell that. Okay. You ready?

Laurel: Yeah.

Daniel: Treasure Chest.

Laurel: Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah. All right. Open it up.

Rossy: I wonder, I do wonder if we mean that they're the treasure inside the chest, or they're a chest where treasure can be poop.

Daniel: Yeah. Oh, I think it's a boob joke. Oh. Like this? Like, oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, because, oh, okay.

Rossy: Because this is, this is the treasure chest. Okay. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Daniel: All right. And they're like of a certain age, but like she has an obvious like.

Incredible boob job that is just the one part of her, which has not aged. So she's just got like pristine, pristine, Barbie tits, pristine Barbie tits on a 65-year-old woman. Nice.

Nichole: Good for her.

Daniel: Yeah.

Rossy: If you're gonna, if you're gonna do it, do it right? Yeah,

Daniel: absolutely. That Is definitely not the part of this profile that I have a problem with.

All right. Okay. We frequent San Diego, Boulder, Colorado, and Las Vegas. We are a lifestyle couple. Looking for a couple with pictures of both or female to join us for a little afternoon. Preferred or early evening delight.

Rossy: because they're in bed by eight. Yes.

Nichole: Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Daniel: But hey, it's Vegas, so give us a try for late night rendezvous.

Laurel: Mm-hmm.

Daniel: We enjoy full swap and lots of intermingling. Oh, so I always really enjoy like a, a pointed misuse of a word.

They, I think they mean mingling. I have never heard intermingling, like used as like a social term. Would you like to intermingle?

Laurel: It's like the sexy version of mingling. It's like, it's like mingling, but with our body parts.

Rossy: Yeah. I, I think, I wonder if like, mingle is just like a vocal mingling, like, you know, a social, like, you know, you're just chatting group that's mingling and then intermingling or inter, I wonder if you mean like intertwining?

Daniel: Mm huh Like just limbs. I imagine like one of those like, like, like one of those, one of those like people piles from like the, , publicity photos of like teen dramas from the nineties or aughts. Oh, oh my

Nichole: God. I know exactly what you're

Daniel: talking

Rossy: about. I think what they really mean is they really like the game twister.

Yeah.

Nichole: Aw. Why man, I serious. I In

Daniel: okay. Lady will want to voice verify with your lady.

Rossy: Oh. as in that she's like, okay, that with what's happening, because that's important.

Like consent is sexy

Daniel: in necessary Think, I think voice verify as in she needs to talk to you on the phone before you meet up. Like voice, voice verify is like similar to picture verify like, it's like we send our representatives, so it's my lady and your lady. Wow. We'll go and talk on the telephone.

Laurel: Huh? Each one will send the lady. Yeah. It's like, it's like,

Daniel: like sending two spies to meet on a bridge. Yeah. It's like sending your ambassador. Yeah. To

Nichole: she like the,

Rossy: the terms of your mingling are intermingling. Yes.

Nichole: Or it feels like, courts, like royal courts. Yes. Right. Yeah. Yes. Send forth your lady.

Daniel: This is my lady, my lady. This is typ. This is typically the way it's done in Scotland, right? Rossi. You send your lady Oh, it's all, it's

Rossy: all, all courts, all horns of the course.

Daniel: You got a castle next door. So you know you are our expert. Okay. . All parties must respect the boundaries of others and be shaved or closely trimmed.

Laurel: I like that. That is looped into the same sentence. Yeah,

Rossy: I, I know I'm not gonna be what they're looking for.

Nichole: Oh my God.

Rossy: It already sounds like so much work.

Laurel: Yeah. Right.

Rossy: Already sounds like there's so much work to be done to get ready for this. Yes. Yeah. And it just doesn't seem worth it.

Laurel: Send your fully shaved lady you want

Rossy: the men fully shaved too?

Laurel: Yeah. It sounds like, it sounds like it all parties, right?

Daniel: This is like, yeah. I assume this is like the weaponization of fucking therapy talk right here because it's like, oh, it's my boundary that you have to be fucking shaved.

Nichole: Yeah. The idea that that is your boundary, that I must be fully shaved. That's. Oh my God. Insane. My,

Daniel: oh my God. Okay. Oh, it gets, it gets shaer. Are you ready? Males must be cut.

Laurel: Oh, man. And have

Daniel: no issues with condom use.

Laurel: It's so, what a weird pairing of things. Like every time there's like a reasonable thing that's like, yes, I'm on board with your boundaries must be shaved.

What? And then yeah, you have to be circumcised,

Rossy: but if you want 'em to wear a condom, who cares if they're circumcised? Yeah.

Laurel: Yeah,

Nichole: yeah.

Laurel: Yeah.

Rossy: like, circumcision is not a thing over here as, certainly not in the way it is in America. Good. Like the amount,

Nichole: yeah. Yeah.

Rossy: The amount of American guys, I've chat to you online and they're like, oh, I love like an uncut guy.

I'm like, isn't everyone, isn't mostly everyone. It, yeah.

Nichole: Yeah.

Rossy: It, it is very much the, the standard setting here.

Laurel: No, it's wild. Like how. standard circumcision is here. It's really weird.

Daniel: All right, you guys, are you ready?

Laurel: Yeah.

Daniel: Okay. so male must be cut and have no issues with condom use. Please state this in your response, all caps, so you not only have to have all of these qualities, , in your response to them, you have to be like, Hey, how's it going? I'm closely shaved and I'm circumcised, and I'm okay with condom use.

Oh my

Laurel: God. This is like the time that I found an apartment on Craigslist and like in the listing it was like, please respond with an answer to all of these questions as a way to like screen that people had actually read the Craigslist ad. Yeah, that's what this is.

Daniel: We love to play and do not intend on an all afternoon meet and greet. So they wanna get straight to fucking you show up, drop it, you know that they're circumcised ahead of time, so Yeah. You've already, well,

Nichole: yeah, you've completed the patient paperwork, like Yeah, the intake.

Yeah. You've completed the intake forms, so it's like they already know everything. They don't need to meet and greet you

Daniel: meet up for a short time and then decide to play or go. We prefer FMF, FM, FMFM and are open to other variations, and that's pretty much everything.

Laurel: Yeah. I'm

Daniel: like, what,

Laurel: what else? That's

Rossy: that, that's a, that's a lot of the, the potential options, right?

Yeah,

Daniel: yeah, yeah. If you are experienced. Or a newbie. It's all okay. We are not looking for bareback. Okay. We know.

Rossy: Yeah, I was gonna say they made that abundantly clear.

Daniel: Again, my lady will want to voice verify with your lady again. Again, when reaching out to us, please have photos of the both of you. This isn't a one-way street.

We are interested in full swap, not a blind swap. Please say something other than, hi or what's up. How's your day? Happy hump day. We don't know if you are just looking or if you want to pursue something, please be able to communicate clearly. If you just make a statement, we take it as just a statement and do not reply.

We do not open pictures to ones who haven't. Even had a message written to us.

we share well and play better.

Oh, I don't, I don't think they do either of those things.

Laurel: Yeah. Yeah.

Rossy: like, I, I've been off the apps for years because I can't be bothered.

Laurel: Yeah. But that

Rossy: just, that sounds like so much work. Yeah. Yes. Like just reading That seemed like work.

Laurel: Yeah.

Rossy: Like that is,

Laurel: I don't think they're

Rossy: actually looking for anything. I think they've made that purposefully unappealing.

Laurel: Yes.

Rossy: So that they can tell themselves that they're open to these things, but actually don't have to bother.

Yes. I

Nichole: that has been my theory for a couple of unicorn hunters Yes. Is that they make it so complicated and like the standards are so high that no one could possibly meet those. Yeah. So they're like, we tried to be sexy. We tried to be adventurous, but like,

Rossy: yeah.

That profile is like.

Sterile like that has taken so much. And it's not that the requests are like, you know, I would say there's nothing wrong with, , wanting to use condoms. There's nothing wrong, nothing wrong with having preferences. Absolutely not. But they've closed themselves off

Nichole: Yeah. To

Rossy: so many potential experiences.

Nichole: Yeah.

Rossy: That what they're looking for, assuming they ever find it, like once they've done it once, like it's not gonna be any different the next time. Right? Yes. Because they've closed, they've closed themselves off to so much.

Daniel: Yeah. Come to terms with your fucking sex doll fantasy and just get a sex stall.

It's an investment, but the, the money that you're gonna spend on a really high quality sex doll is, you know, that's, that's like in the bank, right? That's like, that's a long-term investment and you don't have to bother with this shit anymore.

Rossy: there's no not a drop of humor.

Laurel: Yes, yes. Exactly. Yeah.

Rossy: Where's the like, you know, if you're like having like a threesome with your partner or whatever can be so exciting.

It can be so rewarding. Yeah. Emotionally intimately, actually, whatever. But these people have like sapped all the warmth. Yeah. And all the joy. Yeah. Potentially out of the experience.

Nichole: Yeah. Have you, there's

Rossy: nothing magical about this, you recall, right?

Nichole: Yes. Yeah.

Daniel: Yeah. I mean, Rossi, I really.

I really respect your optimism in treating this as though the profile is over.

Laurel: There's more Wait, there's more

Rossy: to know. I really, it just, it felt like it was so drab. It felt like it had come to Yeah. No. A conclusion. No, no, no. But I need to, I need to know. I need to know what else is

Daniel: there. They have to repeat all the Oh, no.

Bad parts several times. Oh, no. All right. Oh,

Laurel: okay. Bring it.

Daniel: We respect others and what one's boundaries are playing safely and freely without hangups is just natural for us.

Nichole: Oh,

Daniel: there's nothing natural. Yeah,

Laurel: it

Daniel: does not, I mean, the unnatural part is the, my favorite part of them is the, the, uh, perfectly preserved tits.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lifestyle is first and foremost about the ladies. Hmm. We strive to ensure all the women we connect with are happy, respected, comfortable. If the ladies aren't into it, it ain't happening. I mean, sure.

Rossy: I great. I'm here for the, very much here for the respect for the women. I do get the feeling the man wrote this profile.

Nichole: Oh yeah. Oh, for sure. Oh yeah. This

Rossy: is about, this is about what he wants. And now the rest of it, I think is just trying to make his, his, his lady. What a terrible way to express it. As his lady.

Laurel: Lady. Yeah. As,

Rossy: as, as if she any way like belongs to him. Yeah. I bet he ins, I bet he insisted on that. Good job.

Daniel: Yeah.

Oh, oh, sure. Uh, but you guys like. You really like, like that as, 'cause I feel like that goes the, like to the opposite extreme. Like it feels like that's a type of misogyny is to basically try and make it so much just about the ladies, that it, like others, you in a weird way. Like, it's like, like, like it's, it's still like the, you're on a Pallin Quinn or something and like, you know, what

Laurel: did you just call me?

Daniel: That's when they carry you on the, with the

Laurel: Oh, like a

Daniel: litter.

Laurel: Like a litter. What?

Daniel: That's the other word for a pallin Quinn. Oh

Laurel: God. Who are you? I'm gonna spit in your mouth later.

Daniel: Rossi, help me out here. You know what these, both of these terms are?

Rossy: Yes. But I only know what a paling coin is because of Stephen Universe.

Daniel: Okay. Aw.

Rossy: Because it's such like, it's so cute. And, and, and I don't, I I have to say, I don't necessarily object to the concept of. You know, not putting your, your person on a pedestal because that you, you know, they're not all statue.

Laurel: Yeah.

Rossy: If it was about like, you know, worshiping

Laurel: Right.

Rossy: You know, worshiping the la worshiping the lady in and the women for her womanliness that I don't necessarily have a problem with. Yeah. Because we all like to be worshiped.

Laurel: Yeah. So kinky thing.

Rossy: Um, I dislike these people so much at the same time. I don't wanna give them any, any props.

Nichole: Yeah. I see the direction they're trying to go. Yeah. And this might not be their intention, but it does feel a little, virtue signaling. Yes. Yeah. When it's like, it's all about, it's all about the ladies.

Yeah. I don't trust that it's all about the ladies. Yeah. Like, I just don't, it,

Rossy: it gives, trying to be woke. 'cause they think that's what people want. Yes. Yeah. But we're not actually walk.

Nichole: Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A

Laurel: hundred percent.

Nichole: Yeah. All right. Go on.

Daniel: Again, our location changes to where we are or will be soon. San Diego Boulder. Mine

Nichole: too.

Daniel: Or Las Vegas.

Rossy: My, my location is wherever I happen to be. Right?

Daniel: I mean, that'd be pretty psychedelic, right? Like the sci-fi thing in their location. Wherever they go there, they're not

Laurel: Oh, well,

Daniel: we do not kick or video chat. All communication must be done through this website. Oh, when the time is right, we can text slash call and Rossi. I don't know if I've made this clear.

This is not only the worst like dating platform that I have ever seen. It is like. Designed like windows, window. Windows

Laurel: 98.

Daniel: Yeah. It is like,

Rossy: oh, like, like when Vista came out.

Laurel: Yeah. It's pretty like, it's very ancient looking internet tech. How did I, it's like GeoCities,

Nichole: I think it looked like a, like a car buying app? Yes. 'cause it's just, it's just photos of people and like short descriptions underneath. So I thought that he was looking at CarMax

Daniel: and it's like in a, it's like in a grid. It's like in a

Nichole: grid. Yeah. It's in a, it's in a

Daniel: grid.

Nichole: Yeah. Wow.

Daniel: Which is the way that dating like. Sites used to be and like, you know? Yeah.

We try to put effort into the messages. We send people who we are interested in.

Please all caps be kind enough to reply. Even a no thanks. Helps us know that we can move on.

Nichole: Oh, no. Yeah, we usually try. Oh, I

Rossy: hate to think of them not moving on.

Daniel: Yeah. No. We usually try and wait for a response because the people we message are truly interesting to us and we don't want to dilute our focus.

R is spelled a RE.

Nichole: Wow. Okay. Well. Okay.

Daniel: Nicole is recalibrating. The, the, the last part is such a weird twist because it's like, wait, it seemed like they did not care at all. Yeah. About me. And then all of a sudden it's like we are waiting. Like they're obsessed. Yeah. They're obsessed with you. Yeah. Yeah.

Laurel: We put all our eggs in your basket.

Nichole: Yeah.

The emotional investment that they have before even meeting a person is like, before the person even responds.

Rossy: Despite the fact that they don't want an emotional investment. Right. Yeah. Of an Yeah,

Nichole: yeah, yeah, yeah. Intake is not emotional. It's just this, I'm, so, I've got it's two. It's just like the spectrum is, so Yeah.

There's, I, yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm a pendulum. I'm, I don't know where to look. I don't know where to focus. Oh my God. And I don't know how to score them.

Daniel: Would you all like to see just a couple quick pictures before we score?

Nichole: Sure.

Laurel: Yeah. Okay.

Daniel: Sure. Or they have

Laurel: tits. Yeah.

Rossy: That picture looks like it was taken in the seventies.

Laurel: Is that, is

Rossy: that, is that the vibe when you think about like, you, how, when you think, you think about like the swinging era. Yes. Yes. They're still in that era. They, I wonder if they're time traveling.

Laurel: Oh shit.

Daniel: Alright, so this picture is them naked on. What looks like a A boat?

Nichole: Yeah. It, I, is it on a boat? I assumed it was a boat.

Daniel: Okay. We're gonna, we're gonna give them the boat point on this. Yeah. Um, they are dressed as, I guess Adam and Eve with leaves covering their genitals and her nipples, and they've got a giant stuffed snake around them.

And I'd like, just like to say picture number two is the same picture exactly, but from the back

so you can

Laurel: see a little tush. Just get a little tush in there

Daniel: and I'm not gonna bother to show any of the other picture. Yeah.

Nichole: Okay. Self-aggrandizement.

Laurel: You cooking up a number?

Nichole: I feel like the self-aggrandizement is like how much work you have to put in in order to just get a response to Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, or be able to meet up with them in the early afternoon or early evening, preferably.

so maybe a five. Okay. Like right down the middle.

Daniel: There's a lot of assumption on their part that like, you are going to find them fantastic. Yeah. And that you are going to be like, just desperate to complete the form. on the test, you're not gonna be drawing a picture of a horse , in the little circles.

Mm-hmm. You're gonna be really trying your best. Yeah. I hate me too.

Rossy: I think in terms of it is, I think it's quite arrogant.

Laurel: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I,

Rossy: I think, I think they've, they've been incredibly presumptuous in the person viewing its level of desire.

Laurel: Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Rossy: Yeah. So I think for self-aggrandizing, I think I'm gonna say like a certain seven or an eight.

Ooh, okay. I think they're probably, if I'm understanding the word self-aggrandizing. Yeah, yeah. Yes, I think I do. Because it's, it's like they, they've really big themselves up, like they think they are

Daniel: the shit.

Laurel: Yes.

Daniel: I'm gonna give them a six in self-aggrandizement.

Laurel: Yeah. Okay. I was at, I was at a six as well.

I was like really low before we started talking about it, and then I was like, yeah, fuck them. Yeah. No, I don't. I don't have to jump through hoops for you. You're not that special.

Rossy: They think they know what they want, but actually they've gone to great lengths to basically say they yes.

Know what they want.

Laurel: Yes.

Rossy: They've got one. They've got one idea.

Laurel: Uhhuh with no,

Rossy: no imagination.

Daniel: Yes, yes, yes. And I think that's why they're so desperate for you to respond when they actually find somebody that like can fit all these . Criteria. They're just like you.

Laurel: You're the

Daniel: one.

Rossy: Yeah. They are looking for a unicorn and it doesn't exist.

Yes.

Daniel: Yeah. So, which brings us to arbitrary rules. Yeah. I mean now that's, that's the one where I'm going to reach for the stars on this. I think this is, yeah. I think this is, It doesn't have quite en enough numbers in it for it to be a 10. Yeah. But it is such a fucking tight sieve to try and get through.

Yeah. Like, this is a nine, this is in the, the heady, altitudes of arbitrary rules. These people.

Rossy: These people don't even want to be in the same city as me.

Daniel: Yeah,

Laurel: yeah, yeah.

Rossy: For what they're looking for. Like they don't want me within the same state. Yeah,

Laurel: yeah. Yep.

Rossy: They're glad.

They're glad that I live on the other side of an ocean.

Nichole: Yeah. I mean, I would probably say like a, probably a seven.

Laurel: Yeah.

Nichole: Seven or eight.

Laurel: Yeah. I'm in that zone too. I think I'm around an eight. I actually think it's so weird to demand someone be circumcised. I think that is so fucking weird.

Nichole: Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Laurel: Like what?

Nichole: Yeah. What? I think it's also weird to like. Dictate how somebody's body hair is in shaved, yeah,

Laurel: yeah, yeah.

Rossy: Yeah. I think as well they were so keen to sort of stress the, you know, we're wild, we're fun, we're natural, and then get this list of really artificial requirements.

Nichole: Yes, yes, yes. Like they don't, they

Rossy: don't want natural, they don't want wild. Um, yeah. They want a very, their idea of fun is very constrained. Uhhuh. Yes, very. Limited.

I have expected, I really did expect them to be like, , no Dicks touching.

Laurel: Yeah, yeah.

Daniel: Yeah. I

Rossy: I really, I'm really surprised that wasn't there actually.

Daniel: Yeah. Yeah. They're just afraid of the magic. They, they, they often are, often they're afraid of how much fun they could have. Yeah. Yeah. When, when, 'cause when the dicks, meet ding and there's like a little, there's like rainbows shoot out.

Oh yeah. Is that like

Laurel: ripples?

Daniel: And

Laurel: then

Daniel: just, yeah. And that's how everyone space

Rossy: literally works.

Daniel: Yeah, that's, that is how time travel is initiated.

Rossy: well, that I have traveled through time.

Nichole: Uh, yeah. I'm

Rossy: gonna say an eight I think. Absolutely. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. These people are ridiculous.

Nichole: Laurel, would you unicorn for them?

Laurel: No, I'm not gonna uh, yeah, I'm tired thinking about it.

I know. Me too. Yeah,

Daniel: yeah. No, I mean, I

Nichole: always say no, but

Daniel: I have a feeling like whenever anybody is like, must be circumcised too, like. I'm, I know that it's not a thing about liking Jews.

Laurel: That's not, that, not it, it's not, that's not it.

Daniel: Uh, you know, these, these people, these people. I'm surprised that there wasn't an asterisk

Nichole: on that. Yeah.

Rossy: It must have been for a medical need.

Nichole: yeah. Obviously I'm a no, but I'm also kind of like. I do, I do love the organization. Like, like I do love, like I do love paperwork. I've had a lot of medical appointments lately, and I'm just like, well, I get to talk about myself again. Let's see, here's my history. You're circling where it feel the pain.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, but obviously not with these fucking people. Like, I'm not gonna fucking do

Daniel: that. Maybe you just wanna revamp their organizational process. Right.

Nichole: I think they, I think like we could simplify their intake form. Um, I think we could use Smartsheet for this. I, um, and get some data and ratings for like, you know, the questions that people are answering.

Yeah. Rossi, would you,

Rossy: I mean, I'm not going through medical interventions. Absolutely not. Um, unnecessary medical interventions. Um, I think like. I'd be knackered by the time I got to the hotel.

Laurel: Right? Yeah.

Rossy: Just from, just from going through all of that and the paperwork and just. I don't think I'd be able to perform.

Laurel: No. It would take me six, don't think hours to shave. Like,

Rossy: oh God, I, yeah. And like some, someone will have to do my back. Yes. Like if they're, if they don't want it in the front, I'm sure they don't wanna the back.

Nichole: I'm imagining if this so stupid, it's like your first day of school and one of your partners is like shaving your, like, to send you out the door, have fun and you're already tired, so they packed you a lunch.

They're like, you're gonna need this protein later.

Daniel: So, sweet.

Nichole: Is,

Daniel: is this what, like, if you just need a shortcut, is this like what a gimp suit is for, you know? Right. Just like you just seal yourself in a nice, like in a wet seal. Oh, so you don't Yeah,

Nichole: yeah.

Laurel: So you don't actually have to

Nichole: shave.

Yeah. now that you've said that, now that a gimp suit is an alternative to shaving yourself. Yeah. All I can imagine is it's super slippery and your whole thing is like, let's do a slip and slide guys right into the pussy.

Yeah. You're just like, you're just sliding into the room.

Rossy: I would, I would to slide around

like right through the room and out a window,