Nichole: My first thought when Daniel told me he was gonna shave his head is, like, where is the hair gonna go?
Daniel: Were you afraid that there would be just a hair nest ball surprise hair pile somewhere that you would encounter at some point, and then you would think it was like a trouble?
Clip: I don't know. I never saw one before in my life, and I hope I never see one of those fuzzy, miserable things again.
Laurel: Yes. I always assumed it was gonna be like, you know, those, like, locks for cancer kind of things. But it's, like, not for cancer. You'd, like, leave it outside in, like, little bundles.
Nichole: Locks for birds.
Laurel: Yeah. So the birds can take it. But only the birds with cancer.
Daniel: Oh my god. I just imagined, like, a bird with cancer that has lost its feathers from the treatment, and you replace it with hair. Talking about love and sex and
Song: power. All on PolyAmateur Hour.
Daniel: Like, just a hair bird suit. Hair bird.
Nichole: All I wanted to say is that I was worried about the bathroom being dirty, and this is where we went.
Laurel: That's fair. That is a thing.
Nichole: Well, he was like, oh, I'll just and took the... A newspaper off the table. And I was like...
Laurel: And you buzzed your hair into it.
Daniel: Yep. I have experience. I was a very thrifty young man at one point and did not want to bother with haircuts or with the time that it took to style my hair. And so I would buzz my hair frequently. I was buzzed when we met.
Laurel: I thought you were worried about where the hair would go in terms of like, oh, well, like, there has to be an equilibrium. So if there's not hair on Daniel's head
Nichole: Then mine has to grow longer.
Laurel: Yeah. Then, like, somewhere Like,
Nichole: shot it cut.
Song: Well, you don't even think about
Daniel: it in my body. It's it's like it's like an Einstein thing, right, where there's only a certain amount of energy in the universe. And so
Nichole: cannot be created nor destroyed. Yeah.
Daniel: It's the same. The the Third law of hair. Yes.
Nichole: Have you ever dyed your hair, Laurel?
Daniel: Yeah. Her hair is dyed.
Song: Oh, is
Laurel: it My hair is bleached right now.
Nichole: It's bleached.
Laurel: Yeah. It's lighter than it actually is.
Nichole: Oh, what's the natural color?
Laurel: Whatever my roots are. Either like very dirty blonde or very light brown and gray. It's mostly gray now, I feel like. Oh, you said that. You're like, oh, I like the streak you put in your hair.
Laurel: You remember that? I know that's just that's just my gray. It was like a rogue streak.
Song: So good. Hey.
Clip: Look at that one. It's got a cute little stripe on its head.
Song: Hi,
Daniel: cuties. That was my fault. I scared her.
Laurel: You scared the shit out of me, and I've never been the same since.
Daniel: Shock of white.
Nichole: Uh-huh. I knew somebody in high school.
Nichole: She was like a TA or something.
Song: Mhmm.
Nichole: And she had a shock of white in her hair. Yeah. And we were asking her, like, so how did that happen? She's like, well, when I was in high school, I was riding in the back of a pickup truck, and it went over a bump, and I flew out of the pickup truck. So I have this shock of white in my hair, but also...
Nichole: And then she took out her front teeth.
Song: And she was like,
Nichole: but also I don't have teeth. We were like, woah.
Song: Woah. Wow. Man,
Laurel: I would tell kids all kinds of fucked up stories if I had that going for me.
Nichole: I mean, what a reveal.
Laurel: Yeah. Right? Like... Yeah. She was waiting all term for that.
Nichole: For somebody to ask her.
Song: Yeah. I
Laurel: like that. Hey, what happening? What's your trauma, bitch?
Song: Then the Klingons attacked while my mom hid me in a cabinet. They killed my dad first. That was quick. They took longer with my mom.
Daniel: How did you lose your teeth? Is that what... That's what you do in the meeting sometimes. Right?
Song: The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
Daniel: It's just people sharing about how they lost their various teeth.
Nichole: Oh my god. I do remember a very good friend of mine worked three jobs to replace all of his teeth. Aw. It was very sweet. Yeah.
Nichole: Because he really fucked up his teeth.
Laurel: Doing something cool? Doing like a cool kick flip?
Nichole: I wish.
Laurel: Know. Got in a bad car accident. Parents mistreated him. Meth.
Daniel: Oh. Yeah. Oh, man. Meth is not cool, Hey,
Laurel: kids. Don't do meth. That's it. That's a show.
Nichole: That's it. Bye.
Nichole: This has been PolyAmateur Hour, a production of Ryza Records.
Daniel: Welcome to PolyAmateur Hour.
Laurel: Speaking of meth, somebody somebody... Oh, wait. I'm Laurel.
Nichole: I'm Nicole.
Daniel: I'm Danielle.
Laurel: But anyways, someone posted this, oh, it was like a meme, and it was a fried egg. And it said, kids from the nineties know this isn't an egg. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Okay. Last time.
Nichole: It's your brain on drugs.
Daniel: Yes. Exactly.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Any questions?
Laurel: But they wanted someone to explain the joke to them.
Daniel: When I was, like, 10 years old and I was going through a phase of wanting to be a stand up comedian.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Oh,
Nichole: no. Was this before, after, or during, like, magician slash, ventriloquist?
Daniel: Me, Peter, the surly penis doll. Oh, no. It was all one big bad idea that just had a lot of different phases. And you, Stuberts, are now witnessing the full flower.
Laurel: Yep. I
Daniel: did, like, a riff on that commercial. It had something to do with what, you know, they were talking about in the news or something that they were, like, testing drugs on cats or something.
Song: Oh god.
Daniel: And so I did some kind of bit about, this is your cat on drugs. But they dropped the cat in the frying pan.
Laurel: No. It wasn't, like, overheat.
Daniel: I didn't fry a cat for the bit that I was doing.
Nichole: I thought maybe you would crack an egg on a cat. That would have been my punch up for you.
Daniel: I guess I was never a cat person. I love Richard. Richard isn't a cat.
Laurel: Zoe is a cat. Richard Richard is dog. Zoe is cat.
Daniel: Yeah. They're fluid pets. Can
Nichole: we just ban the word fluid?
Laurel: Yeah. It's out. Out relegated to the world of Daniel's made up shenanigans.
Daniel: Oh, is this your segue to talk shit?
Nichole: Yeah. This is our segue to shit Daniel does.
Song: We like to talk shit. That's how we get our buzz. And the buzz is so much better when it's shit Daniel does.
Nichole: Okay, Stewberts. So you know how Laurel and I have figured out Daniel's tell for when he lies? It's it's this expectant look after he tells some kind of tale or says something.
Daniel: I tell a tale.
Laurel: Yeah. You spin... You weave your tale of deception.
Nichole: He looks at us with this, like, expectant look and his mouth hanging open as as to be like, did I get them? Did I get them?
Daniel: Well, once I figured that out, I started purposefully closing my mouth.
Song: Mhmm.
Daniel: And then somehow you can just tell that it wants to open.
Laurel: Because you can see your your jaw quivering. So
Nichole: now we just don't trust him sometimes. And Laurel told the story of...
Laurel: Well, he started doing this thing because he realized he can't he can't conceal his lie. But what he can do is make the truth seem like a lie. So in a grand scheme to gaslight Nicole and I
Song: Oh my god.
Daniel: You started it by
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Ho. Ho. Wait.
Laurel: He's doubling
Nichole: down on the gas
Nichole: This is gas leaking
Song: Oh, yeah. Right now. Yes.
Daniel: That's why he pulled the fast one. You tried
Nichole: gas leak. You you you quite gas leak. You quite quite gas leak.
Nichole: Yep. Real time gas leaking.
Laurel: Started it. You brought it on yourself. Here's here's here's
Daniel: the thing. I was inspired to obfuscate whether or not I was telling the truth because I told you just a true thing. I used a word that you did not know. Do you remember the word?
Nichole: Quaka?
Laurel: Qui qua qua qui qua qui qui
Song: qui Quake quake quake quake. Qui You've gotten good at that, actually.
Daniel: I know. Yeah.
Laurel: You've been practicing. Qui qui qui versal.
Daniel: Close. Qui qui verse.
Laurel: Qui qui verse. La diddly qui qui. That's how I remember it.
Daniel: Yep. So I used this word, and you were like, is that a word? And you looked at me with such suspicion that I was like, okay. Well, now I just have to lean into this and obfuscate the truth even more because you didn't believe me.
Nichole: Yeah. You brought it on yourself.
Laurel: It is my fault for being skeptical of the word qua quaversal.
Nichole: I've never heard that word in my life.
Laurel: And let's let's also be clear that this was in the context of Daniel helicoptering his dick around.
Nichole: Excuse me?
Song: Get to the chopper. Yeah. Yeah.
Daniel: It's like, it's quack reversal. It means
Song: it means No. No.
Laurel: No. You were like, this is how you know when a man is polyamorous.
Daniel: Yeah. Because we had that bit about how your erections only face do north Oh, yeah. If you're monogamous. Monog scum. Monog scum.
Laurel: But if you break that up differently, it's like monogs come.
Nichole: They do, apparently. I've heard.
Daniel: But only in one direction.
Laurel: It's always north. That's why they spin around in
Song: circles so many times.
Daniel: If you don't have a compass on you, just jerk off a monogamous person.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: What?
Daniel: You can tell that I'm Poly because my dick goes quack reversal.
Nichole: What does quack reversal mean?
Daniel: All directions at once.
Laurel: You... It can't be all directions at once.
Daniel: Well, it's like spinning rapidly around all directions.
Nichole: So is it... Is a ceiling fan quark reversal?
Daniel: Yeah. It's more often used for things like a broken For
Laurel: dowsing dicks.
Daniel: Like, I first heard it used as applied to a compass that was near a magnetic or or a site, and it's just spinning all around.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Uh-huh.
Daniel: That it was quaqaversal. Mhmm. So something like that. Right? And a lot of people don't know that that's actually what inspired helicopter dicking originally is is men in the...
Daniel: During the great enlightenment in the seventeen hundreds trying to Men...
Laurel: Monogamous men with their due north dick standing too close to a magnet?
Daniel: Yes. Otherwise otherwise known in seventeen hundreds Britain as a sex worker.
Laurel: Wait. The magnet is the sex Okay.
Daniel: And they go quack reversal. So I'm innocent here.
Laurel: This is rich, Daniel. This is rich. Oh, Laurel, because I've lied to you so many times in the past about my family's spider farm. Now now you're skeptical when I say weird shit, and I have no choice but to lean into your skepticism.
Nichole: Wait a second. Wait a second. Okay. With me, he was trying to convince me that there were roof rabbits in Portland, that that was a thing, that, like, people had rabbits that lived on their roof.
Daniel: My mistake my mistake with both of you is that I started off with things that were just so incredibly wild. I needed to, like, slow roll my, like, tell tale habit.
Laurel: Yeah. You jumped the shark, buddy.
Nichole: Don't tell a tale about sharks. What is the spider farm?
Laurel: I forgot how this came up. I remember like
Song: You are... You're self
Laurel: satisfied laughing. I know. He's so fucking pleased with himself. This was at the very beginning of our relationship.
Nichole: Yeah. That... So was You have rabbits.
Song: What is your deal, man?
Daniel: Well, that's the only time that I can get away with it. Because of the relationship. Listening.
Laurel: Yeah. What
Nichole: tall tale about an animal did he tell you?
Laurel: Yeah. We need to know.
Daniel: Nancy, absolutely no offense attended, but I bet that I could do this to you still.
Song: He's gonna try it, and then he's
Laurel: gonna say you deserved it.
Daniel: No. My god. Nancy's too sweet. I can't do it to Nancy. How could you lie to Nancy?
Nichole: Yeah. See, we deserve it,
Song: Laurel. Deserve it.
Daniel: You're bad women. It was a... I, you know, I lived on that farm for a while with my, like, family when I was a kid, and I think you asked me what kind of farm. And I
Song: said... And
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I was
Daniel: like, oh, we raised spiders. But the weird thing is the fucking, like, whole cyclical nature of the universe and self fulfilling prophecy. My mother now in her dotage has decided to have a pet jumping spider.
Laurel: I love this because that is such, like, a, like, social media phenomenon.
Nichole: It is?
Laurel: Yes. Like, it comes up on my feed all the time, like, pet jumping spiders.
Daniel: You have a very different algorithm. Then who? Then anybody else who is not as obsessed with bats as you are.
Laurel: Maybe. That's a possibility. I have several pet jumping spiders, but they're liberated.
Nichole: They're free range jumping spiders. Range.
Daniel: But they still remember you, like, when you go out into the the forest, like Jane Goodall.
Laurel: Yes.
Daniel: The jumping spiders come and they they embrace you and
Laurel: they Well, they do their little, like, mating dance for me. It's very flashy.
Nichole: But seeing, like, the animals recognizing the humans. Yeah. Mhmm. Who, like, raised them in captivity before they were released to the wild. Mhmm.
Laurel: I'm like, oh, and they jump up and they hug them. It's like...
Daniel: It is. Animals are so good that they don't even see how bad we are.
Nichole: That's like every exhibit at every zoo. That's like the world's most dangerous predator, and it's a mirror.
Laurel: We should, like, paint, like, top hats and monocles onto the mirrors. So everyone knows that it's billionaires. Rich people. Yeah.
Daniel: Although now it's like a thermal tech vest or something.
Laurel: Oh, yeah.
Nichole: Some And paved head.
Song: No, Daniel. Well,
Daniel: maybe this will bring me some money if I rub my head for good luck.
Nichole: So what's next?
Laurel: It's time for a
Song: read alert.
Daniel: PolyAmateurHour@Gmail.com.
Nichole: Read Alert is when we make a call to you, Stuberts. When we see that there are some downloads in a specific region or a different part of the world, please reach out to us because we wanna hear about PolyAmory in your corner of the earth.
Daniel: And you become then you become then a guest or victim for my own Poly Idaho. Doesn't matter where you're at. It's all Idaho to us. You just become
Song: Yep. Yeah.
Daniel: Oh, it's been a long time since we had a read alert.
Nichole: It has been. And I want to send out a read alert to the state of Arkansas.
Laurel: Yeah.
Nichole: Arkansas. There was one day
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah.
Nichole: When we had... How many downloads in Arkansas?
Daniel: We just had a week where somebody was just going back to the well over and over again, not realizing it was poisoned and just downloading many, many episodes. And it's still going on. Like, just had an Arkansas surge. We have like a Arkansas Renaissance. Arcan Arcan renaissance sarkin sauce.
Nichole: Sauce. Sunday sauces. Now
Laurel: that's what I call Sunday sauce. And
Daniel: just to be clear, we've always had listeners in Arkansas.
Laurel: Let's be clear here.
Nichole: Our demo has always been Arkansas. Yeah.
Song: Those those are our people.
Daniel: Now we're, like, big in Arkansas.
Song: Yeah. Yeah.
Nichole: Yeah.
Daniel: I would like to also extend a read alert to our neighbors to the north who close their blinds whenever they see us outside. We're talking about Canada.
Nichole: I don't know how many times we can have Canadian guests talk about hockey. Maybe we need to include like our love of maple syrup or something.
Laurel: Canada, what is your deal? Like, what do you want from us?
Nichole: Are we in the anger phase now?
Laurel: Yeah. I'm mad. Like, what else can I possibly do?
Nichole: We've tried cajoling. We've tried begging.
Daniel: Maybe we should learn, like, a third fact about Canada besides maple syrup and hockey.
Laurel: Oh, no. I did a whole thing about my dream about Tim Hortons. Yeah. Yeah. I am of Canada.
Daniel: I dream of Canada.
Nichole: So, you know, just, like, just call me sometime. Like, whatever. If you if you have the time, you know, you wanna get a coffee or something.
Laurel: No. No big deal.
Nichole: No big deal.
Daniel: Okay. Usually to get a semi nude of Nicole, one has to give a five star review to the podcast and then get five other people to leave five star reviews.
Nichole: Correct.
Daniel: However Oh. I would Wow. Maybe suggest
Laurel: Excuse me?
Daniel: This one time only. What do you think, Nicole? Would you would you give a semi nude to
Song: Canada.
Daniel: Our first Canadian guest that that that reaches out to us?
Nichole: If they want it. If they want it. I'm not just gonna force a semi nude on them.
Daniel: Here, here, all right Canada.
Nichole: If yet again, Canada ignores it, I'm gonna take it personally this time. Yeah. They don't want a semi nude of me.
Daniel: It's like on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me where you get whoever's voice on your voicemail. Yeah. Come on PolyAmateur Hour, Canadian citizen. And you can also have a semi nude or completely nude of me or Laurel.
Laurel: I'm worried that we're upping the ante for all future read alerts where nobody will reach out to us unless we offer a semi nude.
Daniel: Our sluttiness is in full flower. We are we are lowering the barrier of entry. No barriers.
Nichole: We're all fluid bonded.
Daniel: Today, we're gonna have a wonderful guest on the podcast, our good friend and foundational Steubert, mixed Dahlia Belle.
Song: Yay. It's
Laurel: about darn time we had Dahlia back.
Nichole: Does she know that she's joining us for basically the whole episode?
Daniel: I think that she would be insulted if it was anything other.
Nichole: That's true.
Daniel: That's how we used to roll. Right? We used to, like, capture, like, two hours with a guest. And now we and now we know better.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah.
Laurel: Yeah. We have, like, a handful of extra guest content. We should just, like, put together a bonus episode or something.
Daniel: Daniel, put that together. Daniel, make an album. Daniel, make your dick do the helicopter.
Laurel: Daniel, you're unemployed.
Nichole: So drum drum roll drum
Song: roll drum roll to the guest.
Daniel: I like how you you just set the mic up originally to just be aimed at all Yeah. His
Laurel: It's drooping. It's a droopy droop.
Daniel: Oh god. For a
Song: minute, thought... No. My crotch.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Is this how she now gonna be called Dahlia's drooping vagina?
Nichole: Dahlia's droopy droopy.
Daniel: I just imagined it for some reason speaking in the voice of that, like, dog from the Looney Tunes or whatever. The dog who talks like this.
Song: Oh, yeah. Droopy.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Honestly, I drippy.
Song: Yeah. Honestly, I reason I thought
Mx. Dahlia Belle: of dripping. How a vagina's voice would sound? Now I can
Song: hear it.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I never thought of that before. You know what? I'm the hero.
Daniel: Would it sound tired like that to you?
Nichole: Some of ours would.
Song: Yeah. Hey.
Daniel: You you like having your vagina tired out? It's like Yeah.
Song: I mean, who doesn't?
Daniel: Who doesn't? Gotta walk the dogs.
Laurel: Is that how you're referring to our vaginas? Yeah. Mm-mm.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: You know what? That makes me mad. Hey, baby. Wanna go walk the dog? Yeah.
Daniel: There is an old r and b song, I think, that... That's the lyrics. If you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how to walk the dog. And I think it is somehow a Oh, probably. Yeah.
Nichole: Yeah. I know.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: That's a doggy style reference.
Daniel: Perhaps.
Nichole: So we've just been bitches the whole time.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: You know what? I'm gonna slay you. Woman.
Laurel: Woman. Wee.
Daniel: Take so much to tire out their vaginas these days.
Laurel: Yeah. Well, because they're all hooked on the pornography.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: The Who is? Vaginas?
Laurel: Yeah. The vaginas are hooked on the hyper stimulating pornography, and your dick cannot compare anymore.
Daniel: I sent Laurel this video article thing for no apparent reason the other day. That was like a neuroscientist who does like, know Neuroscience? IG content, so you know they're a pro. And talking about how there's absolutely no science behind the whole pop psychology idea that porn desensitizes you and makes it so you are used to really high levels of dopamine and stuff. And there's absolutely no science behind it at all.
Daniel: It's just
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. That checks out.
Daniel: Something we all made up.
Laurel: Yeah. It's a moralistic judgment.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. That's like saying you can't enjoy driving if you ride roller coasters on a regular basis. That it doesn't actually make any sense.
Song: Yeah. Wow. That's... Yeah.
Laurel: Wow. That was fucking
Song: profound. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I didn't earn this lack of a degree by nothing. But
Daniel: this pussy is a roller
Song: Yes. What
Nichole: are we doing here?
Daniel: We're bullshitting for our specifically designated amount of time that we bullshit Mhmm. Each episode.
Laurel: We should have an egg timer in the corner. You know?
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Why don't you have a stage clock?
Laurel: Well, there's so many things that I'm like, I'm gonna put in our new studio in our new studio. And now it's like, indefinitely delayed. Yeah. And I'm like, do we start?
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Just edging on a new studio.
Song: Yeah.
Nichole: Or just, like, making up the studio to be...
Laurel: To have the amenities Yeah. Yeah. Mhmm. That one would expect.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. A wet bar. Yes. A wet bar. That's exactly what I was saying.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: There needs to be a bar and also a a dance pool.
Laurel: Yes. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: And a studio clock.
Laurel: Yeah. Yes.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Oh, and six to 12 hot male strippers.
Laurel: Oh, I like this.
Daniel: We just keep chained down here in the basement.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: You can't chain them up. That's horrible.
Song: Just let them live down here.
Nichole: Free range.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Exactly. Free range strippers.
Laurel: You can just put some paper on the ground. It's fine. Yeah.
Daniel: I just imagine that they'd have to be, like, zoolander dumb and, like, not know how to get out of the basement.
Laurel: Aw. How sweet.
Daniel: We do have some segments in mind. I forgot. As soon as I saw Dolly as hair today,
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I was Oh, that's valid. It just
Laurel: everything left.
Daniel: Yeah. I think that you just came with this incredible hair just to make me feel insufficient.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: No. I had no idea that you had cut your hair, and it had sprouted from my scalp.
Song: That's it. That's the equilibrium. The equilibrium.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: How could I have known?
Daniel: There was just that moment where you just feel the tingle.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. My my scalp was itching earlier, and then this happened. On my way here in the car. It's the wildest thing. Speaking
Daniel: of tingles, I thought that we could start off with a little segment. A little... It's a little... Are you gonna get mad at me because I'm gonna pronounce this in a completely...
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Oh, this is gonna be amazing.
Nichole: I can't preemptively get mad at you.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. You got it.
Song: I don't
Nichole: know what you're doing.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: You have to give her time to get mad
Laurel: at you,
Song: Maggie. Let it maybe...
Nichole: Just assume that I'm going to.
Daniel: Yes. Okay. Let me let me steal myself and then I suck my balls up into my body cavity.
Nichole: Okay. It's like when you start laughing when you are about to tell a joke, and then you just never get to the joke. Yes.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: That's a classic.
Song: Yeah. That's a Daniel.
Daniel: That's a Daniel.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Is that the segment?
Daniel: No. It's a little segment that we like to call sex bits.
Song: Oh, yeah, baby, you're about to come. That's when I whisper in your ear, daddy, how's your mom? Or when you blindfolded, I say open up your lips and you get a dill pickle on the
Laurel: high sour bitch. We call
Song: them sex bits. We gotta grow in this. Our trick is to stop just short of when you're pissed. Don't like my sex bits. Keep your mitts off my tits.
Song: If you can't laugh at your dick, you don't know what you're gonna miss.
Daniel: Wait.
Laurel: How are you gonna pronounce it?
Daniel: Oh, I was gonna call it a bon motte.
Song: Oh. Oh. Oh.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Is it similar to a voucourette by
Song: chance? I
Daniel: should make a cocktail called a bon motte. You should.
Nichole: You should,
Song: actually, man.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: The bonemont voucourette.
Daniel: It's very tiny, though. You would not like it.
Song: In a little thimble. Aw.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I don't discriminate by size.
Daniel: Yeah. But if they're smaller, you need, like, two or three of them.
Song: Well, yeah. That's true.
Daniel: So sex bits is the segment where we share the bits that we try and pull on each other during sex.
Laurel: Would you say it's like the foibles of our sex?
Daniel: By the way, foibles is now our lingo for bullshit.
Laurel: Yeah. The wild foibles of our sexual ventures.
Daniel: Now I'm gonna have to update Dolly on all the lingo that we've accumulated. Wild is now our euphemism for crazy.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Daniel: Yeah. Foibles.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Oh, that's classy.
Daniel: Yeah. Yeah. So wild foibles.
Laurel: Mhmm. The crazy bullshit
Daniel: Crazy bullshit.
Laurel: Mostly Daniel is doing to me in bed.
Daniel: This is not true. You have the most famous and successful sex bit that we ever shared on this podcast. Yeah. It was her her improvised ruined orgasm play with a Star Trek theme. As I was coming...
Song: Oh my
Daniel: gosh. She grabbed my eyes, opened them, and screamed to the heavens as though I was on my way to Stoverport.
Laurel: I did a warrior yell.
Song: I can understand them looking into the dying man's eyes. But the howling? It was a warning. To who? They are warning the dead, sir.
Song: Beware. A Klingon warrior is about to arrive.
Nichole: Why? What possessed you?
Laurel: I thought it would be funny.
Song: That was a good one.
Nichole: What marks success?
Daniel: People still write to us about it and go, that
Mx. Dahlia Belle: was That's impressive.
Nichole: Okay. That's success.
Daniel: Like, I laughed so hard. I crashed my roller coaster. It was like the it was the highlight of my year. The best thing I've ever heard on a podcast.
Laurel: I feel like you're making some of this up, but I appreciate it. Yeah.
Daniel: At least two people have written in about it months to years after the sharing.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Yeah. So you changed two people's lives, Laurel.
Laurel: Wow. I can die right now.
Nichole: Not without finishing the studio.
Song: Yeah.
Laurel: You're right.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: You're right. We have at least an episode to
Song: finish right now. So patience. I
Mx. Dahlia Belle: think one of the... My favorites I've ever heard from someone, a former bassist in a band I was in, we were joking about making sheep noises as you cum. And like three days later, she's like, it was amazing. It was the best orgasm of my entire life.
Song: Oh my god.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Right right at the moment of PolyAmateur. Yeah. And apparently, she came very hard, and her boyfriend never came again.
Nichole: So, yeah. Amazing.
Laurel: Wow.
Daniel: So we called this special session today because I did one to Laurel last night.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Oh.
Daniel: It was some of my better work, I think.
Laurel: It was pretty good.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Do you share? Do you share?
Daniel: I don't know. Do you think it should be tradition the one who did the sex bit shares or the one who the sex bit was deed upon?
Mx. Dahlia Belle: This sounds very problematic at this moment. But
Laurel: Yeah.
Nichole: Laurel tells stories faster. So
Laurel: This is this is true. This is true. She's little bit more succinct.
Daniel: Faster isn't always better. That's also true.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Do you tell the jokes harder and more rhythmically?
Daniel: Wet jokes? Yeah. The jokes...
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Do do you drive the jokes nice and deep?
Song: Is that when you...
Daniel: Is like a a joke squirt like when you do a spit take?
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Yeah. Right? Mhmm.
Daniel: And they... At the end.
Song: Oh. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Yeah. Comedy ejaculate, we call it, in the biz.
Song: In the biz.
Daniel: Alright. You're hesitating. I'm just gonna tell it.
Song: Okay.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: The biz is my new name for my butthole. Alright. Continue.
Daniel: I like that, like like, when young comics come to you for advice, you're like, let me tell you a little something about the biz. Yeah. Alright. So Laurel was writing me
Song: Mhmm.
Daniel: On top. That's
Mx. Dahlia Belle: how That's how it works, usually.
Daniel: You're gonna get so mad because I'm gonna tell this so slowly.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Don't worry. I'm already angry. Continue.
Daniel: She previously had been wearing this little, like, leather top. Is it a halter top? I don't It
Song: was just
Laurel: a crappy tank top.
Daniel: Crappy tank top. It, had her boobs together. And so, you know... And she likes to have her boobs together. You know, it's held.
Laurel: You say to the woman who never wears a bra.
Daniel: And so she's riding me and so I grabbed the boobs. I hold them together and
Mx. Dahlia Belle: This sounds so sexy.
Daniel: The way that Laurel likes got it together, and I got got the the nipples right there, and my... Where my thumbs are here.
Laurel: And This is unnecessary detail.
Daniel: I know.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Okay. You're uniboobing.
Daniel: I'm uniboobing. And I go
Laurel: I would have finished by now, just after
Daniel: That's what you said right then while we were fucking.
Laurel: Would have finished right now by now if you hadn't stopped for this joke. So
Daniel: and then I go, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I'll be your sports bra while you fuck.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Special gift. Run, run, run, jump now, breeze. Very seductive. Very seductive indeed. Okay.
Laurel: So I was... You...
Nichole: Sorry. Go on, Laurel, and then I will go on my rant.
Laurel: When I discovered this video, which is a bad lip reading song done about the scenes in whatever episode of Star Wars where Yoda is training Luke in the swamplands
Nichole: Of Diggabah.
Laurel: Of Exclusive. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Nicole is a geographer. But
Laurel: when I first discovered this, I laughed so hard and played this so often. Like, I genuinely enjoyed the song.
Nichole: Yeah. Yes.
Daniel: And conversely, when you first heard the song, you actually came.
Song: Oh my god.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Do you
Daniel: know this song, or are you just by osmosis, you're like, this this is kind of funny? Do you know you know the song that we were referencing, Dahlia?
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Not the slightest clue. Got it. Great.
Daniel: I got you.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Oh, no. I do know this video.
Laurel: Yeah. Okay.
Daniel: So in retrospect, the joke was really funny. Have you ever, like, been penetrating someone while they... No. While they laugh, it is a great feeling.
Nichole: Yeah. Because it moves that part of your body around.
Daniel: They're like... It's like a... It simulates a really long orgasm.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Have you ever grabbed some, like, just above the hips and wiggled them while they came?
Nichole: Yes. While they came?
Daniel: Yeah. I think I've done that to you.
Nichole: While I came?
Daniel: You are a big fan of the grabbing the hips and, like, moving them.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: No. No. Not moving.
Daniel: No. No. Wiggling back
Mx. Dahlia Belle: and forth.
Nichole: Yes.
Daniel: This Like, is you're starting a fire?
Song: Yeah. Exactly. Yes.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Now you're following. Yes. Yeah.
Nichole: You've never done that. And I wouldn't say that I'm a big fan of that.
Song: But now
Mx. Dahlia Belle: you have something to look forward to.
Song: Yeah.
Laurel: Not yet, Nicole. Not yet. Nicole
Daniel: is always dreading the day when I try a new sex bit on her. She's not a big fan of the sex bit.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Really? I find that shocking.
Daniel: So, thank you. I've been here all week.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yes. Yes. I've always been a fan of the mid oral raspberry on the tum tum. Yeah.
Nichole: Like you just take
Daniel: a break and then...
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
Nichole: Yeah. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: You know, like, you're just coming up for air just to check-in.
Laurel: Yeah.
Song: Yeah. It's
Laurel: kinda like emptying the spit valve of an instrument.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. It just Just like that.
Daniel: Comes out their butt. What? No. I understand biology
Nichole: and instruments. We've had
Daniel: an in-depth discussion about the raspberry blown on the clit and whether or not this is funny, hot, or hot and funny. Opinion?
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I think hot and funny if done properly.
Song: Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. But it has to be, like, pinpoint precision Yeah. To maintain the hot. Yeah. Otherwise, it's weird.
Laurel: It's... Yeah. It's one of those things where you could fuck up very easily. So it's like a risky maneuver.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: If you pull it off
Laurel: Yeah. Then... Yeah. Then...
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. That person is sprung for life. That's a game changer.
Daniel: I was just imagining, like, as a kink thing, you know, how, like, it's a big deal about your technique when you're spanking. Right? Like, whether or not you're using the solid hand with a thump thump, or whether you're letting the fingers trail behind and
Song: get a
Daniel: snap snap. But, like, what if it was like that around, like, raspberries and, like, DOMS were, like, comparing notes and stuff? They should. They're like, yeah. You gotta have
Mx. Dahlia Belle: the right amount of lip flap. We need more whimsy and doming.
Laurel: Yeah. Agreed. There's too many people that take it too seriously.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Exactly.
Daniel: I wonder how people would react if I put it on my profile that I'm a whimsical Dom.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: You should try I think that's pretty hot. That would probably... That's a sales pitch for me.
Laurel: That's actually... I would prefer that to just Dom.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Like an ultra serious Dom is very unappealing. It's creepy.
Laurel: Yeah. I'm like, what's your problem?
Nichole: I also am remembering the spanking class that you and I took, Danielle. Yeah. Mhmm. I don't remember the thump thump or the or the slap slap as terms. Mhmm.
Nichole: But I do remember the techniques.
Daniel: Ah. But we make everything in this household
Nichole: I know.
Daniel: A repeating
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Onomatopoeia?
Daniel: Yeah. Oh, I know. Chomchom for the...
Nichole: It's called a Chomchom. That is the actual brand name.
Song: I didn't come up
Mx. Dahlia Belle: with sorry. What?
Nichole: It's the thing that you roll back and forth over the couch to get the pet hair out.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Oh, that is not how I interpreted that gesture initially. Given the context of this conversation. Yes.
Song: Yes. You're right. You're
Mx. Dahlia Belle: right. Yeah.
Clip: The proper way of using the ChomChom roller is to go back and forth. Just like this. You see how loud the the device is? That's normal.
Daniel: Which, by the way, this feels like really bad jerk off technique.
Song: Yeah. Exactly. I know. I thought
Mx. Dahlia Belle: that was You know, the chomp chomp.
Clip: And that's how it picks it all up, by going back and forth, back and forth. That
Laurel: was just, like, the cute name you use for, like, the cattle prod.
Daniel: Yeah. Oh.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Yeah.
Daniel: And you're always trying to get me to get electrical devices in on this.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. I mean... Yeah. Why not?
Nichole: Do you like that?
Song: Not just... I don't
Daniel: mean just vibrators. I mean, like, shock shocks.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I know. Shock shocks. What makes you think
Song: I didn't know what you were talking about? Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: They're called biz biz. Don't be
Daniel: silly, Daniel.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: This is a serious conversation.
Song: No. A
Daniel: biz biz is when we stand next to each other and open our butt cheeks at the same time.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Fair. Fair. You bring up a good point. Zip zip. Let let the record state.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yes. Or zip zaps?
Laurel: Oh, I do like a zip zap. Yeah.
Nichole: That's so close to that fucking improv game.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: No.
Nichole: I know.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I refuse.
Laurel: Yeah. What's the improv game called?
Nichole: Zip, zap, zop.
Song: Yeah. Oh.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: It's an improv game and therefore unacceptable. Unacceptable. Absolutely unacceptable.
Daniel: Have you ever done improv? Have you taken an improv class?
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I have many times, unfortunately. I was a theater kid, so they force you to do improv. Mhmm. And then my partner, Cole, decided that we should take an improv class together.
Daniel: Oh, your relationship is really strong. Yeah. Because it Yeah. Lasted through that.
Song: Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. So that was the thing. It's happened. I have done... I have been subjected to improv exercises.
Daniel: How is Cole at the yes and? Terrible. Absolutely. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Not not their strong suit by any means.
Daniel: Even if Cole... Like, I'm just imagining Cole, like Yeah. Even if they, like, said yes and, their eyes
Mx. Dahlia Belle: would Yes.
Song: Yes. Be like, yes and no. How is... Is
Mx. Dahlia Belle: that right? Yes and you are mistaken. I
Daniel: I pride myself on wordless facial expression impressions. Yes. Okay. So how's this for Cole? Yes.
Daniel: Yes.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Is that good?
Song: Yes. Sorry. Thanks.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: That is spot on. Yep. Nicole, you also have a very loud face. Yeah. And I love that about you.
Daniel: Yeah. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: When you and Cole are in the same It's like
Laurel: a spectator sport.... Deafening.
Song: I know.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: You should also get a studio fan.
Laurel: Yeah. We should get a fan. Yeah. It's
Mx. Dahlia Belle: very hot in the studio. I apologize. I mean, not just because we're in here.
Daniel: Yeah. I mean, just because of all the perimenopause.
Laurel: My... Because I'm generating Yeah. Hot flashes for I...
Mx. Dahlia Belle: We're on the same team.
Song: Yes. Don't worry, Nicole. Your time will come. I'm almost there.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I believe in you.
Song: I'm coming.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: You should also do that while Daniel's wiggling you later.
Daniel: We've been talking about perimenopause on this podcast for, oh, you know, two years now.
Song: See, you're
Mx. Dahlia Belle: ahead of the game. We were ahead. This is a very progressive podcast.
Daniel: And still no one has picked up the gauntlet that we have thrown down to create a drag king persona named Perry menopause. Yeah. It is so That's
Mx. Dahlia Belle: wild to me. I know. It's right there for the taking.
Daniel: Yeah. I
Nichole: mean I should be
Mx. Dahlia Belle: like my biz.
Daniel: Let me tell you, this biz, it's a rough biz. It'll eat you up and chew you out.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Eat you up. What? It'll... How does eat you?... My asshole
Song: work today, y'all.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Comedy ejaculate, we call it. In the biz. In the This is this is this is my new name for my butthole. Very seductive. Very seductive.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Very seductive indeed. The mid oral raspberry... No. Tum tum tum tum tum tum tum Mid oral raspberry... We need more whimsy and domming.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: In the days. In the days.
Daniel: Let me tell you a little bit about the days. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: In the days. In the days. Making sheep noises as you cum. The days. In the days.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Right at the moment, playing action. Days. Right at the moment of the party magazine. And apparently, she came very hard and her boyfriend never came again. Oh,
Laurel: man.
Daniel: Oh my god.
Laurel: Once again, Daniel definitely knows biology. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Booty holes. They they eat you. Right? They they just got me up.
Daniel: Anal dentata. Yeah. Put you put a carrot in there, it goes like Bugs Bunny. Yeah.
Laurel: We go an episode without you mentioning some kind of dentata situation?
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Clearly not. It was
Daniel: just one other episode recently.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: It's every episode. I have heard every episode of this podcast. And consistently, there's a bonjour about something with teeth. I don't... I don't know what's with you, Daniel.
Daniel: What's next?
Laurel: PIP IOP.
Daniel: Oh, yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: What does
Daniel: that stand for?
Laurel: PolyAmateur Hour. You're walking down
Daniel: the street in your high heel crocs, just sucking on a squid thinking of Doctor. Flocks, imagining new ways you could get off your rocks, you're and suddenly amazed by this unorthodox evidence of polygolic nobody expected. A sluttish inquisition as in heck, the truth is naked. Now it's time to call the amateurs. At the PolyAmbassy, it's PolyInPublic.
Daniel: Invasion of privacy. Privacy. Privacy.
Laurel: Where we look at news articles or gossip columns or signs on the street.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: This is random. You could just say, we look at things.
Laurel: We look at stuff that's in the media or just in real life about PolyAmory.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Oh.
Laurel: Okay. So rest in peace, Dolly Parton. But Dan Savage unearthed a little... Some clips of Dolly Parton talking about her open relationship? Her
Mx. Dahlia Belle: That checks out.
Laurel: Don't ask, don't tell
Nichole: relationship with Carl? With Carl.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Carl Dean. Carl.
Song: Carl Dean. I'm gonna play it for
Laurel: us right now so we can discuss. I
Clip: really believe that that was one of God's greatest gifts to give me, Carl Dean, because he's so accepting and understanding. He's always allowed me my freedom, and he's not jealous. He knows I'm always coming home. I know I'm always going home. We're just really very compatible.
Song: Why have we ever seen him?
Clip: Because he's too pretty. I'm afraid to let him out. He's got more girlfriends than any guy that you'd ever know, but I I don't think that he's going to bed with him. And if he does, as long as I don't know about it, as long as it don't hurt me in some way, I could care less. And that's exactly how he feels.
Clip: As long as I don't know about it, I could care less. Same goes for him. That sure sounds like DADT to me, maybe even shades of Tolly. Oh my god. She's one of us.
Clip: I don't mean gay, but it is pretty clear if you listen to what she said and read what she wrote that Dolly and her husband, Carl Dean, were open. Carl has had various people and even family members approach him to say, I was having an affair with this or that person. Carl would simply say, Well, I would think less of any man that didn't fall in love with her. And he means it. He seems to have an understanding of how I am and how people are toward me.
Clip: He seems to know that I'll be back and that love affairs and relationships are just part of my dealings with people. He knows that I will always come home, and as long as I live, we'll always be together. That's all that matters to him.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: That sounds more like nesting partners. Because he didn't just say love affairs. He included relationships.
Daniel: Yeah. It sounds a little bit more like polyamory.
Song: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Nichole: What is tolly?
Daniel: Oh. Is that like a portmanteau of tolerating and polyamory?
Laurel: Yes. Yeah. I think... And it's like a savagism.
Song: Yeah. He loves
Nichole: to do that.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: But I
Song: think Not that we don't. It seems like... I'm polyamorous
Mx. Dahlia Belle: for our... You never create new terms
Song: for no reason.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: No. No. That sounds solid. It sounds like, you know, they're just not up in each other's business more than anything else.
Laurel: Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. They're just saying don't tell me about your sex life as if you were Daniel Mnashy. Like, I know you're fucking this person. I don't need every detail.
Daniel: She she has a really, you know, like, successful life as a performer and an artist. Mhmm. He doesn't wanna hear about the biz. Exactly. Yeah.
Daniel: The... Their love story is so sweet, by the way. Yes. Like, they met when she was, like, 19. I think he was, like, 21.
Daniel: Like, they were very young.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: So totally reasonable.
Daniel: Like, he courted her, knew that she was the person that he wanted to marry, and she stayed with him as her career just exploded. He never, like, went on the road with her. He saw her perform, like, maybe once,
Song: I think.
Daniel: And he just ran an asphalt company.
Laurel: That's amazing. Lived his normal life.
Daniel: Just lived his normal life. And then she would come home and spend time with him and they would go camping. Aw. That's so wholesome. Yeah.
Nichole: They were very
Mx. Dahlia Belle: That's how it should be.
Nichole: Yeah. Autonomous couple. Like, led their own lives. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Which is very healthy.
Nichole: Yes. Very health. So what this clip says to me is that it was just two healthy adults in a relationship.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Exactly. Living their lives. Yeah. And the time they spent together is the time they spent together.
Nichole: Yeah. And I don't know how much I would be able to deal with the don't ask don't tell. But, you know, it was maybe a different time than Yeah.
Daniel: When they were...
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I mean, if we're being honest with ourselves, and no, this does not apply to me before anybody asks. As far as like touring artists go, that is normal.
Nichole: Right? Right. Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: It's just, like, how honest are you about what's happening Yeah. Is the question.
Laurel: Like, it's the same thing with pilots and flight attendants. Right?
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yes. Like, if you're Also true.
Laurel: Yes. On the road that much
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yes.
Laurel: Yeah. Traveling that much.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. Pilots and flight attendants probably more than artists.
Song: Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Like, you definitely have a few relationships going on.
Daniel: Yeah. Because all you artists are either too tired or drunk to actually get it on at the end of the show. You know?
Mx. Dahlia Belle: And we have very limited social skills. Yeah.
Daniel: Well, this is comedians now. You're gonna
Song: get this this. Fair.
Daniel: Fair. Dolly Parton, to me, also, just her general philosophy, the way that she spoke about LGBTQ rights as well.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Way that
Daniel: spoke about love and honestly her sense of what Christianity means to her. Yep. It feels very much like foundational poly philosophy and that it is all about this like endless supply of love. And yeah, like her life is about like giving as much love as you possibly can.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: And that's exactly what Dolly did. Like, I have yet to see anything that would besmirch Dolly Parton's legacy.
Daniel: Yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Like, she was a genuine Christian, like, in the gospel sense of just, like, I'm not gonna harm anyone and why would I fuck with you? Yeah. Just do your thing. That's got fuck all to do with me. And then, like, genuine ally both in terms of desegregation, gay rights Mhmm.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: And not in the, like, showy performative way that celebrities do now, but just in a legitimate, I do not care.
Song: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Daniel: But have you seen her rap on the Queen Latifah Show?
Song: Now I don't hip and I don't hop. I black both eyes with this big top. I know the queen has got them too, but she don't work them like I do. Look at them go. Hey, I'm tweaking.
Song: I'm working. I'm twerking. Hey, Molly. I got your wrecking balls right here. Yes.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: And it is it is gloriously cringe, and also Dolly Parton gets a pass. Dolly Parton can do that
Song: shit.
Nichole: That was the second time I cried about Dolly Yeah.
Laurel: When I
Nichole: heard that clip.
Daniel: But I think I do take issue with Dan Savage putting these specific terms Yeah. Like the d a Don't ask don't tell.
Song: Yeah. D a
Daniel: d t. Mainly, though, just because Dollyamory is right Bit Fucking Thank you. There. Yes. Yes.
Daniel: Practices Dollyamory.
Song: You do what you want to, honey. I'll do
Nichole: You know what? That's just fine.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I'm honestly with you. Dan Savage failed. I mean, we've known Dan Savage is a hack for years.
Daniel: We're trying to get him on this podcast.
Song: Oh, yeah.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Dan Savage is amazing. You should definitely have him on the podcast. He's a major inspiration. A million.
Song: My favorite. All time favorite. Oh my god. Amazing.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: I love when you bring me on as a guest, and I'm like, how can I get you canceled?
Song: I mean,
Daniel: if we haven't been canceled yet, I honestly don't think that there's anything that you could possibly say.
Mx. Dahlia Belle: Yeah. I feel like these Challenge accept
Song: it. Yeah.
Daniel: Yeah. I mean, I think we'd bring you on also because you can say things that would get
Mx. Dahlia Belle: us closer And I
Song: will. As well. And I will. Yeah.
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