Laurel: I'm working on a listicle, actually. I forgot about this.
Nichole: For BuzzFeed? Are you getting paid No. $25?
Laurel: I'm not... No. Nobody has purchased it yet.
Daniel: You're gonna go out on the street and just talk a listicle?
Laurel: Yeah. I'm gonna talk a listicle.
Nichole: Great.
Laurel: It is... I have three items on my eight item listicle so far. Great. And the listicle is eight ways to make sure you're always on his mind.
Nichole: Oh my god.
Nichole: One, sit on his head.
Daniel: Oh, that is genius.
Laurel: I knew you guys. I knew this was gonna be a good place to
Daniel: Steal his diary, erase it all, and replace it with just your name written over and over and over again.
Laurel: That means he has to go back and read his diary.
Daniel: Oh, yeah. And men don't actually
Laurel: Men don't read their own diaries.
Daniel: They self interrogate. They don't reflect on what they... The feelings that they've
Laurel: recorded. What's a better place to incept your name where the man is gonna read it into this... The sport catalog?
Nichole: Sports. Sports. Sports. Sports. Sports.
Nichole: Sports. Into the sport catalog. But I wanna hear yours.
Laurel: You want me to read them? Yes. No. I don't know why I brought this up.
Nichole: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Welcome to PolyAmateur Hour.
Daniel: I'm Daniel.
Laurel: And I'm Laurel.
Nichole: I'm Nicole.
Laurel: So I started this listicle because Eric and I exchanged stories.
Daniel: Mhmm. Mhmm.
Laurel: He asked me, do you have like a story about a time you nearly didn't make it to the bathroom on time?
Daniel: I feel like this is going to be a nice long walk. I'm gonna settle in.
Laurel: Yeah. Get cozy. Get cozy. And I was like, I mean, I'm sure that that has happened a lot. But all I really remember is the time I didn't make it to the bathroom.
Laurel: Oh, yeah. I was living in San Jose and commuting to work in Cupertino on my bicycle.
Daniel: Mhmm.
Laurel: And I had just started Adderall and antidepressants for the first time.
Nichole: Together at the same time?
Laurel: Together at the same time.
Billy Procida: Two great tastes that taste great together.
Laurel: Woah. Why I spent money on a psychiatrist to do this to me? Who knows? Fuck. Yeah.
Laurel: So I rode my bicycle to work, and I got on my bicycle to ride home. And it was, like, a little rainy out, so I had my little... My Lycra shorts and my little, like, rain pants and shit. And just, like, very suddenly about mid ride home. And, basically, the entire ride is burbs.
Laurel: And I was like, woah. I need to poop. Mhmm. And I was like, okay. I'm gonna pull over.
Laurel: Next thing I see that I can get to, I'm gonna pull over and poop.
Nichole: Yeah.
Laurel: There was nothing. Oh
Daniel: my god.
Laurel: There was nothing. It was the most disgusting, awful, terrible, Adderall poops into my bike shorts.
Billy Procida: Interrupting, spreading, connecting.
Laurel: Like, luckily, I was wearing my rain pants.
Billy Procida: In time, it formed a second skin, dank and vile.
Laurel: Because it's the only way everything remained contained.
Daniel: I am on the edge of my bike seat trying to guess how this loops back around. Now Eric is like, every time I ride my bicycle, I will think of you.
Laurel: So I don't know that he's ever ridden a bicycle in his life, but just kidding. Okay.
Nichole: That sounds like a dig for some reason. He's never ridden a bicycle in any life. I'm pretty sure. You can just tell.
Laurel: You'll you'll meet him tomorrow. You'll just know. No. I... I've known you.
Daniel: He's got webbed thighs.
Laurel: Well, I mean, that would be terrible if he was someone that I knew to ride his bicycle all the time. Yeah. But I think it's a little bit worse than that. Because his story was just like, he just really had to pee and then like almost didn't make it. And then like had to stop at a, you know, shitty gas station.
Laurel: Whatever. Like a lame story compared to my, like, shit filled rain pants story. Yeah. Like, I think Eric's story involved a plaid pantry. So anyways, he was, at a plaid pantry.
Laurel: And he was just like, I'm thinking about you. Jesus Christ. Of that story.
Daniel: So he's thinking about your story because he's thinking about his story.
Nichole: Yeah. Mhmm.
Daniel: And that leads to the listicle.
Laurel: And that leads to listicle. Yes.
Nichole: Alright. Does this make any sense to you?
Billy Procida: Like most time paradoxes, it's implausible, but not necessarily illogical.
Nichole: You have three of the Three
Laurel: of the eight.
Nichole: Okay. What are the three?
Laurel: So the first one is exchange stories about bathroom near misses. This will start off as a as seeming like an innocent trade of nearly embarrassing stories from your past, but it won't stop there. Because your story isn't about a near miss. It's about when you shit yourself halfway through your 10 mile bike ride home. Every time he sees a cyclist or visits a convenience store or gas station, he'll be sure to recall your harrowing tale.
Daniel: Wow.
Laurel: Great. Number two, smell is our sense most closely attached to memory. So make sure yours is not just memorable, but one he's going to encounter in his day to day life. That's why for our city sisters, I recommend lacing your perfume with a little urine.
Daniel: You ain't cool unless you pee your pants. Oh, are all of these pee related? No. Okay.
Nichole: Oh, good.
Daniel: Oh, damn.
Laurel: I'm like, is the last one perioded? Number three, sex is the single most important thing to any man anywhere, and the most important thing about the most important thing to men is to make them orgasm. The second most important thing is to make them feel like they're good at making you orgasm. What's going to make you stand out is how you sound when you explode with the pleasure of making him think he's providing you with the most pleasurable experience of your life. What's the most common birdsong in your town?
Laurel: Is it the soft coo of pigeons? The screech of a hawk? Or like me, is it the cawing shriek of crows? If you're housed in a highly urbanized zone, consider the aggressive thuds of a jackhammer. Now it's your turn to be the liar bird.
Laurel: You come like that now. This is wonderful. Number number four, sit on his head.
Daniel: Yeah. So is this the beginning of, like, a sham dating industrial complex service that you're going to offer? Like you need to populate now.
Laurel: Yeah, I need like a whole lot.
Daniel: Emails and subject lines and listicles and videos where it sounds like you're AI, but you're not actually AI.
Nichole: Good segue. We wanna do a little monogamy. Are you okay?
Daniel: Let's do it.
Nichole: I'm not your therapist, but hey, you're looking tired and kind
Daniel: of
Nichole: cray. You left me 16 texts today. Monogamy, are you okay? Are are are you okay? Are okay?
Nichole: Are okay?
Billy Procida: Are are you okay?
Laurel: The monogamy, are you okay? Question is a cheeky question.
Nichole: Yes.
Laurel: Because when polyamory goes wrong
Daniel: That's another segment. When poly attacks.
Laurel: When poly attacks. People always blame the relationship structure. But nobody does this for monogamy.
Nichole: Yeah. Correct.
Laurel: And so we made a jokey little joke about it. And so we find examples of bad relating and then just blame monogamy for it.
Clip: Should we blame the government? Or blame society?
Billy Procida: Or should we blame the images on TV? No.
Nichole: Blame monogamy.
Laurel: With all its hockey hubbub balloon. Anyways, what do we got today?
Nichole: This is from the monogamy subreddit,
Laurel: which is suspiciously about polyamory all the time.
Nichole: All the time. Spouse's AI use evokes old poly pain.
Daniel: No. For me, that happens when the wind picks up, a cold wind. I get the poly... I get the old poly pain. I get the old poly pain in my knee.
Nichole: That's when you know a storm is coming. Alright. I'm sharing this here because of the uncomfortable resonances my situation has with my and my wife's adventures, quote, unquote, with PolyAmateur. I believe my wife's use of AI is detrimental to our marriage. She consults chat GPT about almost everything and maintains multiple AI persona, all with their own names and specialties.
Nichole: None of it seems to be romantic, but her contact with these persona are frequent and she's developed enough of a rapport with them that I regularly hear them make her laugh out loud.
Laurel: Oh my god. Okay.
Nichole: I've noticed that during her increased usage of the platform, not only has she sought less and less of my opinions about matters in her life, but what I believe would once have been elementary marital disagreements have now become reliably protracted and complicated. Complicated. She now comes into these conversations equipped with increasingly inaccurate framings of me and polished self consistent arguments that often have very little to do with the issue at hand.
Daniel: Did your agentic AI tell you that? Doesn't sound like you.
Nichole: What I hear in her arguments is another person's voice. This lands on all the old scar tissue left from our polyamorous years, which we've left behind us. Something I couldn't stand was the inescapable presence of a third person in our marriage. I would hear his words in her opinions and positions and even his sophisticated arguments at the end when I was asking for her to give him up. All I wanted was a relationship consisting of the two of us.
Nichole: I know that AIs aren't real people, but the seductive thing is that they feel like they are. And perhaps more important still is that we treat them like they are. Yes, my wife deserves privacy and her own internal life. But the input she receives from the AI persona she chats with might as well be from a real person with intimate knowledge of her and who will always take her side. And when she's asking it for marriage advice and then coming to me gird with arguments, it helped her construct.
Nichole: It no longer feels like a relationship between two people to me. Once again, it feels like there's someone else there.
Laurel: This is a lot to unpack. A lot.
Daniel: So I'm just wondering, is he sure that they're AI agents? Because maybe she's just chatting with guys. Like, is she actually still poly? And this... And she's just like, this guy is so fucking dumb.
Laurel: Oh my god.
Nichole: Oh my god.
Laurel: I wanna know what they each specialize in.
Nichole: Yeah. What can AI specialize in?
Billy Procida: A broad variety of pleasuring.
Laurel: One marital advice. That's crazy. This is my marital advice bot. There's like two sides to this. There's one side of the coin in which this woman has no sense of self, is pretty dumb, and easily, like, manipulated into just, like, taking on the opinions of whatever is whispering in her ear.
Nichole: Yes.
Laurel: Either way, that woman does not wanna be in a relationship with this man. Yeah. The alternative perspective is that this man thinks his wife is really dumb, and she's not. And he
Nichole: Go on.
Laurel: Ascribes her a newfound sense of self in confidence when she's actually able to talk to another entity Oh, yeah. And has to blame a third party outside source Yeah. On her ability to fight back with him.
Daniel: It's like when people say that aliens must have helped brown people build the pyramids.
Laurel: Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Yes. Either way, that wife also doesn't wanna be with him.
Nichole: Okay. If we go with the former Mhmm. And she doesn't actually have a lot of agency and she just, like, ascribes a lot of her personality to whomever is in front of her, there was a time when she did that with him.
Laurel: Oh, yes.
Nichole: Yes. And he got a lot of validation
Laurel: from her. Mhmm.
Nichole: And then the second he was, like, slightly out of focus, he had a problem with it. Yep. Right?
Daniel: Like, could smell other men's arguments on her when they were like Poly before. Like, she would come home and she would be like, you know, yeah. Don't you think motocross is cool? And he's like, you're not into motocross.
Laurel: Is that something Steven told you to say?
Nichole: I mean, it's pretty obvious he doesn't like his wife very much.
Laurel: No. They don't like each other at all. Yeah. But they're married. So,
Clip: you know, we got him. We got him.
Laurel: He's basically complaining that she is like a sycophant to this AI or to her past boyfriends or whatever. Mhmm.
Daniel: Yeah.
Laurel: And then he goes onto the monogamy subreddit so that he can gather a bunch of sycophants.
Daniel: Oh, and some of them may be bots as well.
Nichole: Yep. Yep.
Laurel: Oh my god. This guy sucks. I can hear her laughing.
Nichole: And I don't like it when my wife laughs.
Laurel: I should be the only thing to make her laugh. And I don't care to, so she should never laugh.
Clip: I... Like,
Nichole: Yeah. So we don't know anything about these people, but we have strong opinions about them.
Laurel: But I do know that they're bad. They're bad. Bad. This is so sad. Somebody screen capped a post in PolyAmory Advice.
Laurel: They, like, screen capped the post and then a comment on the post and how they responded to that comment. Oh my god. And posted it on the PolyCritical subreddit. Was just like, I just couldn't help myself. I had to say something.
Daniel: Oh my god. So they're haunting the PolyAmory subreddit.
Laurel: Yes. Yes. And then rallying support in the, like, anti poly subreddit to go upvote their comment.
Daniel: Babe. Babe. Isn't isn't that what we're doing right now? We're polyamorous people haunting the monogamy subreddit and bringing
Laurel: We're making money off of it.
Nichole: So it's okay.
Daniel: If you would like to help us morally justify what we are doing so we could just say, it's just for work, okay, please send us a donation on Ko Fi. That's ko-fi.com/polyamateur.
Laurel: Because if we're not getting paid for it, it's really sad.
Daniel: It's just for twisted kicks.
Laurel: So Monogamy is doing fine. I think these people are great. They're doing great.
Nichole: Yeah.
Laurel: They figured out how to, like, outsource the polyamory to AI. Yeah.
Nichole: They're on the cutting edge.
Laurel: Yeah. Which is fucking... That's innovation.
Daniel: I have an AI agent purely dedicated to providing all other relationships in my life. Wow.
Nichole: Oh, boy.
Daniel: So what's next, shall we?
Laurel: A little ask the amateurs.
Nichole: If you got questions, don't demure.
Daniel: It's time to ask the amateurs.
Laurel: Is that okay?
Nichole: Is that okay, daddy?
Daniel: Me. Excuse me. Jeez.
Laurel: Daddy, can we can we ask the amateur's daddy? Please.
Daniel: This is actually a pretty good Marilyn slash Betty Boop kind of voice that I haven't heard out of your face before.
Nichole: But I'm sorry. You're blinking slowly to the point where you look animatronic. That's so creepy.
Daniel: It's my AI agent Laurel.
Laurel: She's attempting it. She can't do it. You
Daniel: know, the days in the days before AI, people had to go to Disneyland and consult animatronic Abe Lincoln.
Laurel: Abe, what do I do, Abe? My relationship is crumbling. Are you laughing at FDR, babe? Is FDR making you laugh?
Nichole: Oh, boy. Oh, god. Alright. Ask the Amateur is is a segment where we answer your questions. You can send us your questions to our email.
Nichole: That's polyamateurhour@Gmail.com, or you can submit a question anonymously through our form on our website.
Daniel: Who wants to read it? Me? You?
Laurel: You can read it.
Nichole: You can read it.
Daniel: Hi. Your podcast is quickly becoming my favorite Poly podcast. Wow. Probably because it's so funny. Okay.
Daniel: Here is my issue. I'm hinging with two partners right now, my married nesting partner and a romantic partner I see twice to three times a week. It's going great. We all get along, and the two of them just agreed to go to dinner with me in the next step in my dream of establishing a true kitchen table relationship. They like each other, and they like who I am becoming on my journey.
Daniel: Aw. We're very happy. So why am I still majestic status on field? That's like the paid one where everybody can see you sooner and you can contact people, etcetera, etcetera. I'm going on a date with someone new tonight.
Daniel: Neither of my existing partners has a problem with this, but I should be saturated. I mean, beyond the hinge, I have work, family, friends, not one, but two therapists. I'm busy. I have no time for a third serious relationship. Of course, I can make time, but should I?
Daniel: Am I just following my heart, or is this some deep seated insecurity to search for more and more love validation? Since that's a question you can't possibly answer, neither therapist can either. We... I mean, I think that we can answer it because we're not therapists.
Laurel: Yeah. Yeah.
Daniel: We're allowed to. Yeah. Me ask you this. How many partners is too many partners? What's the most number of partners you've had at any one time?
Daniel: Thanks. Love the show. I mean, asking that question when we've got Laurel here is like asking her to recite pie. But... You know?
Laurel: I had... I just have, like, a irrational fraction of a partner, which actually checks out.
Billy Procida: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Laurel: What what are we counting as a partner here?
Nichole: Exactly. Good question. Good question. Alright.
Daniel: Moons, not comets.
Laurel: Moons, not comets.
Daniel: So, like partners that are you in regular contact with, they can still be long distance, but it has to be something that you're like maintaining.
Nichole: Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Daniel: I would say, like, currently, I have four partners, and I'm gonna be really embarrassed if I'm are gonna fuck
Nichole: this guy. Out, and then you're gonna have to do a PolyMind fuck.
Daniel: I have four partners that I see regularly. Beyond that, though, like there are lots of people who are occasionally in my life in some form or another. What what are we saying as a partner for for these purposes? And when Stuart asks like, oh, I don't have time for a serious relationship, should I be looking like is a serious relationship necessarily what you want outside of your two current relationships? I would say four is probably actually the most that I've had, like, ongoing steady.
Laurel: Yeah. I think that my answer is six, having at least one or two of them be long distance.
Nichole: Yeah. So I think that's the same for me is that, like, when I was at the height of dating multiple people, I think it was about five maybe. Yeah. And one of them was long distance. One of them was just never in town.
Laurel: Right. Yeah.
Nichole: Because he has a job out in the forest.
Laurel: So I love your little forest creature.
Daniel: Is it weird now that after hearing you guys' numbers that I wanna run out and get two more partners?
Laurel: Yes. It is.
Nichole: That's bad. It's not current.
Laurel: Bad. Yeah. It's not current.
Daniel: Yeah. Yeah. I wanna steal your records.
Laurel: You could you could do that.
Nichole: Go for it.
Laurel: Yeah. Have fun.
Daniel: I'll tell them when I when I bring them on.
Laurel: Yeah.
Daniel: I'll be like, this is just for long enough that I can I can catch up?
Laurel: It has to be for at least three months.
Daniel: Oh, okay. These are the rules?
Laurel: These are the rules of engagement.
Daniel: I feel like this is the beginning of, like, dangerous liaisons. I
Laurel: like it. I like it. How many is too many? I don't know. When you just feel like you can't do it.
Nichole: Yeah. I think that, like, Stuart, the relationships that you're in right now that you're hinging sound like pretty serious relationships. Yeah. And you're investing in their relationship with each other. To Daniel's point earlier, like, are you looking for a third serious relationship?
Nichole: Because there can be variations of relationship.
Daniel: Yeah. You don't need to be looking for a third person that you are going to be seeing multiple times a week. Yeah. If I have more than I think four people that I'm seeing on a weekly basis, then I have no time for myself.
Laurel: Yeah. Yeah.
Nichole: And I think that there's also ebbs and flows. Like, even if you want to commit to seeing your partner more, there's always life that happens. Right? So it's like you can still have a good strong relationship with somebody even if you don't see them weekly or monthly. You don't have to put a number on it.
Nichole: I don't think.
Laurel: I just feel it. If I get on the apps and then I start dating a bunch of people, it just becomes really apparent to me who I have time for and who I don't. Yeah. Yes. If you're paying attention to your stress levels
Daniel: Yeah. Mhmm.
Laurel: And paying attention to the relationships that you are committed to maintaining Yeah. Then those answers just kind of reveal themselves to you.
Nichole: I would also ask this, Stuart, to maybe pause and ask themselves why they're asking this question. It sounds like this might be one of their first forays into polyamory. Yeah. And so if there's some fear around some judgment that would come from people, if there is fear about, like, overextending yourself.
Daniel: If you feel like you've had a history of compulsive dating, where you've dated beyond your means energetically.
Laurel: There's also just like the flip side of it where it's like, maybe you just think it's fun. Like, that's how I feel about it. Mhmm. I don't date with a goal. Like, don't date Yeah.
Laurel: And be like, I need another serious relationship.
Daniel: Yeah.
Laurel: I just date because it's fun to get to know people. And then, like, once in a while, somebody comes and fucks your shit up. And and then you figure out how to deal with it. Mhmm. But, like, if it's just, like, you enjoy getting to know people, that's not a bad thing.
Laurel: Yeah. And it's not something you necessarily need to pathologize.
Nichole: I think you both have really, like, given me a lot of guidance when it comes to dating and to remove the goal Mhmm. Part of it or to... Because I, you know, like, I tend to envision the end before it begins. Yeah. You know?
Nichole: I'm like... Really?
Daniel: Shut up.
Nichole: I think before I probably felt a little bit of pressure because I've never had what you two have with someone else.
Daniel: Sex bits.
Nichole: Never had that, and I'm good.
Daniel: No. I mean, like,
Nichole: the commitment and the longevity and the the trust and the vulnerability. Like, I've tried it, and it just hasn't happened.
Daniel: I thought you were gonna say you've tried it and didn't care for it. No.
Nichole: But that reminds me of one of my partners was describing the other night how, you know, he's gone for most of the year. Mhmm. And he is very truly solo poly.
Laurel: Mhmm.
Nichole: He was saying this to another, like, partner of his. He's like, I'm never gonna be the boyfriend that travels with you on holidays. Mhmm. Like, I desperately need my alone time.
Laurel: Mhmm. Mhmm.
Nichole: Understand that. And I think it put our relationship in a good framing context for me because I was like, yeah, I desperately need my alone time too.
Daniel: I also, like, wanna clear something up. Just say
Nichole: it Oh.
Daniel: Really pointedly.
Laurel: Okay.
Daniel: No number of partners is too many. I'm I'm gonna go on the record. Oh. Wow.
Laurel: I'm gonna I'm gonna remind you about this next time. I've got a
Daniel: It all just
Laurel: heavy flow.
Daniel: Don't say it like that. Don't say it like that.
Nichole: I took a drink of water at the wrong time. Oh my god. Okay.
Daniel: Yeah. I mean, what I'm saying is that, yes, there is too much, like, scheduling, like, too much day to day stuff. But I want to divorce it from the idea of, like, shame that, like, it seems like you may be feeling, Stuart, of, like, oh, this is too many.
Laurel: If you're dating too many people, even though there's no such thing as too many. But let's say there was a number and you were dating one more person than that Mhmm. Then so what? Like, what is happening that makes it too many?
Nichole: Yeah. If you're dating one too many people and you've gathered them into one house off grid in the woods and you have extorted their money from them and you're planning on either starting a rock and roll band or murdering people, that's too many. Stuart, you're doing great.
Laurel: Yeah. You're doing you're doing great. We had the delight and pleasure to have Billy Procida, former member of my extended Polyfuel.
Daniel: Host of the Man Horror podcast.
Laurel: Yeah. Probably more important.
Daniel: Famed naked comedian Yeah. Out of New York City.
Nichole: Also, just so you know, Stewarts, Laurel and I were topless. Daniel full on naked.
Daniel: Yep. He's a naked comic. We got naked to make him feel comfortable. Yeah. Because otherwise
Laurel: Otherwise, he's gonna be so clammed up during the whole thing.
Nichole: Yeah. So, Stewart, when you hear me go, oh, thank god. When it first starts, it's because he also showed up naked. I was envisioning us, like, totally naked, and then he just shows up with, like, a business suit on.
Daniel: He's got he's got a business suit on, and then he stands up. Oh. Porky piggity.
Laurel: That's that's Peter.
Daniel: Roll tape.
Nichole: Yay. Okay. Thank god.
Daniel: We were gonna have to have a talk with you if you weren't... If you didn't show up naked.
Billy Procida: Hilarious. No. I was like, fine if I'm busy. And then and then one of you was like, oh, we're not recording. It's just for us.
Billy Procida: I'm like, you know what? Even better.
Laurel: Yep.
Nichole: Yep. He's just naked for us.
Daniel: Can you
Nichole: make his screen bigger so I can
Laurel: Well, I can see my tits bigger.
Daniel: You know, it's not gonna show anywhere below the frame.
Laurel: Can you make us
Nichole: Can you make us bigger?
Laurel: Can you make us bigger so I can
Billy Procida: You know what? I'm gonna make y'all bigger too. You made a really good point.
Laurel: Thank you. We're nothing if not brains around here. Brains and breasts.
Daniel: Two boobs. That's what he takes us for. Later on, we're going to be talking about the film savages.
Laurel: I Fuck. So angry that we watched that movie.
Daniel: I would you.
Nichole: Okay. I
Billy Procida: I just rewatched it.
Laurel: Yeah. Are you upset about it?
Billy Procida: Upset?
Laurel: No. You got a blow job in the middle of it, so you don't care about anything anymore.
Billy Procida: She was like, I have to go in, like, five, six minutes. And I'm like, oh, you're giving me the light. I'll... Let me pause the movie.
Daniel: Being a comedian to just have one of those in your home. Right?
Billy Procida: Like You know what's amazing is, like, she's like, if I... I was like, I'll set a time. So I told Siri to set alarm, but apparently, it didn't. And and then when I came, I tapped the screen. I was like, in, like, a good comic, like, it ain't go over my time.
Billy Procida: I really did, like, a tight five minutes. Like, a really Beautiful. Spot on.
Nichole: Amazing. Very
Billy Procida: proud of myself. Yeah.
Laurel: Well done.
Daniel: You should definitely put that in your next dating profile. Because I'm a comedian. I can do a tight five minutes.
Billy Procida: Yeah. But I also can stretch. I can do the hour if you want me to do, like, headlining set.
Nichole: Yeah. Yeah.
Laurel: Billy, I think that you and I were part of the same extended PolyQule at one point in time.
Billy Procida: A West Coast PolyQule?
Laurel: Yes.
Billy Procida: Did it have a very extensive fluid bonding contract?
Daniel: Written in cum.
Laurel: Not in my subsection of the PolyAmateur.
Billy Procida: Not when you were in it. Okay. Was a point in time where had me, like, sign some paperwork.
Daniel: What? What?
Billy Procida: Oh, yeah. Even as, like, as a, like, long distance kinda comet partner type. But there was, like, a contract. It was, like, two or three pages I read over, so I understood there were bylaws Okay. Okay.
Billy Procida: Okay. Things in my life.
Nichole: We have to back up. We have to back up.
Laurel: Yes. What is... What's happening? What's happening? Laurel.
Laurel: So Yeah. My partner, Sean, who I'm still in a relationship with Yes. Back when they were living in the, like, Davis sack
Nichole: Oh, cray. Yes.
Laurel: Areas. Davis sack. The day... The sack of Davis. Anyways, yeah, there was, like, a extensive connection of PolyQule people who are all, you know, defending their PhDs together.
Daniel: Yep.
Laurel: And then in one of their homes was a whiteboard of the extent of PolyQule, and it was, like, pretty massive. Yeah. Because it was a lot of hoes.
Billy Procida: At one point in time, I think I was shown a printout where I was on it as like comet partner, whatever the the key legend said.
Laurel: Yes. Yeah. I feel like it was a dotted line. Yeah.
Daniel: It's like football strategy.
Laurel: Wow. We were on the same map.
Billy Procida: Oh, wow.
Daniel: It's kind of like you've already had sex.
Laurel: We've probably, like, fluid bonded. Ew. Ew. Wait. How did you get me saying that?
Laurel: We've probably had, like, unburied sex with each other, like, 16 times removed.
Billy Procida: Mhmm. Wait. So which one of us is Kevin Bacon?
Daniel: That's what I call my dick. It's... Everybody's five steps away.
Laurel: Alright. Alright. Oh, boy.
Daniel: Can I can I ask if on the contract, was your dick referred to as the party of the first part?
Billy Procida: Hey. How is it my contract is skinnier than yours? Well, I don't know. You must have been out on the tail last night.
Laurel: The world is small, and we're all having sex with each other. Yep. Right now. If this are Billy's podcast, maybe.
Billy Procida: I have not fucked on the air, but, like, for exam... Like, I did... Like, I interviewed a happy ending massage chick once while she gave me the massage. Or for my five hundredth episode, I went down on five women. And then when I left the room, they could review me on mic with the guest host.
Nichole: Nice.
Billy Procida: Yeah. You know, my guest host, she I brought in. She would talk to the chick first, then she'd bring me in. I had fifteen minutes to make a first impression. I'd leave the room.
Billy Procida: They would talk about how it went. And then after she left my apartment, I'd come in and then I'd say how I thought I did. And and then I would go ice my wrist until the next chick showed up.
Daniel: God. This is giving me anxiety. It's reminding me of, like, the worst, like, job reviews that I've ever had where I have to write my own, like, self appraisal, and then we read it together. This is not good. This is leading to a very dark place.
Laurel: Billy, are you extremely confident or just don't give a shit?
Billy Procida: Confident in the ability to do that thing or, like, in day to day life?
Laurel: Let's answer both, but start with that thing. You doing that thing.
Daniel: I like that you're suddenly being coy and chased in your language.
Billy Procida: Yeah. No. No. Just more like
Laurel: Eating pussy?
Billy Procida: Because look. Look at what my my face looks like you hate it when I say pussy. Right? Like, I Yeah. I know what I look like.
Billy Procida: I look like the guy from college who did the bad thing. I know. I just... I'm sorry. I can't control this.
Nichole: I can't wait for this Dateline episode. Go on.
Daniel: Eva, you were saying you were saying a similar thing about your voice on a recent episode. Yeah. And I disagree. I think that there's something kind of sexy about the Eastern Seaboard patois.
Laurel: Oh, no. It is very, like, East Coast blue collar.
Nichole: Yeah.
Laurel: Yeah. And that is hot.
Billy Procida: Yeah. But so when I say high minded things like enthusiastic consent with multiple syllables, you go like, oh, he doesn't sound too dangerous. Who you talk to? The oral sex stuff, I feel pretty confident in at this point. I feel like I've, like, done the work.
Billy Procida: But then when it comes to my day to day life, I think I'm somewhere in between confident and I've learned to give less of a shit, which I think is just a form of confidence. Wish more men
Nichole: would
Billy Procida: figure out. I think they're so scared for an error that they're like, they don't even want to try and then they become not confident. So long as we're not talking about, like, accidentally assaulting somebody, I think then just like, just don't give a fuck. Like, worst case scenario is like, you got turned down and fifteen minutes later, everyone forgot about it.
Laurel: Yes. Yeah.
Nichole: I Yeah. Feel like you could absolutely say the same thing about work. Just don't give a fuck.
Daniel: Performing at my corporate job is just like eating pussy.
Nichole: I'm just saying it is. It's all trial and error. And, like, you know, I'm on my knees.
Daniel: Given the the kind of public performances that you've done in the past, I do think that qualifies for us to now play the theme song for Come On Our Show for you.
Laurel: Oh. Okay.
Nichole: We saw you going at it, and we like the way you go. Now we want for you to come. Won't you please come on our show? And now that you are coming, feel free to come again. We have so many segments for you to come in.
Billy Procida: Into it. I love all your little music And I'm like, I've only started listening to show like, what, about a month ago, and I've, like, kind of fallen in love with it. I've just been like, I'm like instantly a fan. Fucking Mark here has left a two to three hour hole in my heart every week for the last year. And I was like, found, like, a good solid hour and change from y'all to to help fill that in.
Laurel: Wow. We are, like, one half of a Mark Maron. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Billy Procida: Well, you know, he does two... He did two episodes a week. So, you
Laurel: know Yeah.
Billy Procida: Yeah. Missing a lot.
Nichole: Also also, I'm so sorry. Again, back to your accent. You said wit it, and I love that so much. Thank you.
Billy Procida: Anytime.
Laurel: Thanks. I'll You could actually... You could just come by and talk into Nicole's pussy.
Billy Procida: Yeah. Love to do that. Anytime. A real part dead. I would...
Billy Procida: I'll I'll substitute all my my finality teas with these as much as you want, and, I'll get you some water afterwards. Yes.
Daniel: You keep on raising the bar. Like, I think that you should do that for a podcast episode is just put the mic right in front of the pussy, your face on the other side, and just do the whole do the whole pod that way.
Billy Procida: I I have thought about do it. Look. I have more stunt episodes in me that I just haven't been able to execute. Like, I really wanna do one where it's like me and the guest, and we each have a respective person underneath, like, a big table kinda like this. And the...
Billy Procida: Our person only orally or whatever stimulates us, when we're speaking. Yes. So if we stop speaking, they will stop sucking it or licking it.
Nichole: If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
Billy Procida: And I think that'd be fun to do for, like, forty five minutes to an hour.
Daniel: There's gonna be a lot of interruptions.
Laurel: Stay on or get off?
Daniel: Get off.
Laurel: I do like that.
Billy Procida: I've also always wanted to interview a collective orgy, like,
Nichole: after happening?
Billy Procida: Yeah. Like, like, 13 people in one big space fucking and sucking and all that. And I can just go up to people with the microphone stick in the face and ask them, like, questions about, like, what do think brought you here to this point today? That
Daniel: sounds confrontational. Okay. Right. I wanna...
Billy Procida: Yeah. That
Laurel: But that, like, raises the tension, and it... I think that's good for an orgy.
Daniel: Is it the gotcha interview of orgy? Yeah. Journalism?
Billy Procida: I'll be like, are your taxes up to date? It's just if I if I let it be sexy, then it could be obscene. And if it's obscene, it's not protected speech. Like, you know, the oral thing is okay because it's a commentary on female pleasure. Right?
Billy Procida: You couldn't do the same thing in reverse. People go, why don't you do an episode where, like, a chick sucks a bunch of dicks, and then we review it after. Because I was like, there's no epidemic of women not giving head. You know, two hundred years ago, maybe we could do that episode.
Nichole: Boy. Well, speaking of giving head.
Daniel: Do we... We need to take a five minute break.
Nichole: No. Billy,
Laurel: I think that you and I were part of the same extended extended polycule polycule at at one one point point in in time. Time.
Billy Procida: A A West West Coast Coast polycule? West Coast West Coast Polycule? Yes. Did they have
Daniel: a
Billy Procida: very extensive fluid bonding contract? There was a point there was there was a point in time where... Had me, like, sign some paperwork. What? Paperwork.
Billy Procida: Paperwork. What? Had me, like, sign some paperwork. Two or three pages. Two or three pages that I read over.
Billy Procida: That I read over. There were bylaws.
Daniel: There were there were there were bylaws. What?
Billy Procida: At one point in time, I was shown a printout where I was on it as, like, comet partner, whatever the key legend said.
Laurel: We were on the same map. It's probably, like, fluid bonded... Ew. Ew. Wait.
Laurel: How did you get me saying that? We've probably had, like, unburied sex with each other, like, 16 times removed. Mhmm.
Billy Procida: Which... So which one of us is Kevin Bacon?
Clip: Well, I I get the feeling you've been kissed a lot. You know? I'm afraid I'd suffer by comparison.
Laurel: Should we, like, introduce Billy?
Daniel: We're gonna introduce Billy before... Like, we usually do.
Laurel: Oh, we're not... We're gonna do it when Billy's not in the room.
Daniel: Exactly. So we can say incredibly foul things.
Billy Procida: Hot. Can I, like, do a? Just kinda, like, plug the naked shows up? Because I'm in, like, multiple cities right now. Can I
Daniel: do that?
Nichole: Yeah. Absolutely. Go for it.
Billy Procida: So I run a a naked comedy show. It's exactly what it sounds like. I think it's why they asked me to do this naked. I don't think they all had a crush on me. I'm...
Billy Procida: I hold space, but I think it was to the motif of my career. So I I don't know when this is coming out, but I do the show every month in New York City. I met... Every other month in Philadelphia, also in Chicago. We're launching Baltimore in November.
Billy Procida: But if you follow me on Instagram at Billy Procida Junior, that's p r o c I d a j r, You can see all my upcoming dates for that. And, yeah, it's a good fun time. Really good comics. They just happen to be naked because when we did it, we wear our pants on and charged $10, no one showed up. So I hope y'all will come out.
Billy Procida: And in New York City, it's clothing optional in the audience if you wanna be. Yeah. So Oh.
Daniel: To be out for that. So if you do wanna see more of Billy, and we do mean more of Billy, and appropriately, I have a new nickname for him.
Laurel: Oh, yeah.
Nichole: Okay.
Daniel: Cock Marin.
Nichole: I like that. Okay.
Daniel: I like that.
Billy Procida: That is how I approach podcasting, like, what I do. Like, look. Look. There's a lot sex podcast out there. A lot of them want to talk to sex birds and this that.
Billy Procida: And I'm like, no. Like, I want to go into, like, the career arc of your sex or dating life. I want to get into the, you know, who your guys like that. Yeah. I want to make you cry.
Billy Procida: So I always tell them it's like it's like Mark Marron with Dan Savage topics. And so I like to think Cock Marin is my spot, and I fucking love that.
Nichole: I can't wait for Barack Obama to be on your podcast.
Billy Procida: You know what? I said for a long time that I would do a great Obama interview. Or Michelle. Michelle seems like she don't give a fuck. Like, she'll open up.
Billy Procida: Yeah. Yeah. Totally. He would say,
Nichole: I'm so pissed. Didn't get Michelle. So go get Michelle.
Billy Procida: I wanna be like, what happened that that first night in the Oval Office? Come on. Be honest. Yeah.
Daniel: Barry, be quiet and hold my purse.
Nichole: Okay. I need to talk about this movie so I can stop talking about this movie.
Daniel: Okay. Why are we talking about it again?
Nichole: Because we're gonna do an
Daniel: Is This Poly. Is
Laurel: This Poly is the segment where we discuss a piece of pop culture media and decide, is it poly?
Nichole: And today, we are going to be talking about the movie Savages from 2012 by Oliver Stone.
Billy Procida: I take it you did not like it.
Laurel: The only thing that I liked about this movie was the relationship. Not the people in it. Just the relationship. Yeah. Daniel and Billy loved it.
Laurel: It's probably like...
Nichole: Loved it so much.
Laurel: It's probably like a high tea kinda thing. Oh my god. You gotta be filled with that fucking testosterone.
Nichole: Yeah. They heard those chainsaws.
Billy Procida: This is the representation we want. It's it's not about the thing. They don't make that big of a fucking deal about it. They're just existing as the thing, and then they get to go get shot at. Like, that's how you normalize stuff.
Billy Procida: It's good to go, oh my god. This is the first time we've seen this or the second time we've had this cast. And after the second, just be like so and so got a job. We don't... Because because then...
Billy Procida: Otherwise, it's constantly sensationalizing something we want to be normal.
Laurel: Yes. I agree with you. But just like everything else in the movie.
Nichole: Literally everything else in the movie, I want... I wanted to throw my iPad into the ocean.
Daniel: When she's doing the voiceover
Laurel: Oh god.
Daniel: While her while her and Sean are having sex... By the way, we were arguing for so long. Like, what the fuck is this? Is it Sean? Is it John?
Daniel: Nope. And then we had to see it written out. Sean. That's not a fucking name, dude.
Billy Procida: But that's very poly coded, like, weird white boy nickname. Very poly. True. True. True.
Daniel: But voice over while they're having sex, and she says
Nichole: He's always trying to fuck the war out of himself. I have orgasms. He has orgasms.
Nichole: Okay. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna go off. Okay. What?
Nichole: You're blocking my tits with your fan.
Billy Procida: Thank you, Barry.
Nichole: Okay. The idea that she's like, oh my god, we're gonna go to Thailand for a year.
Nichole: I gotta make my final pilgrimage to the mall.
Laurel: Shut the fuck up.
Daniel: And when she's kidnapped, she's like,
Nichole: why can't I talk to whoever's in charge here?
Nichole: Maybe a salad every once in a while. Why can't I get a... I have never heard a more white thing be said by a white woman.
Daniel: Let me outline the plot real quick.
Nichole: Fine.
Daniel: There are these two, like, California bros who
Nichole: One had dreadlocks, and he's white.
Daniel: Yes. That is Ben, and the other is Chaun. Chaun. And they're like this this incredible, like, dichotomy. Like, Sean is, like, the hard ass and the violent one.
Daniel: And then Ben is, like, the nice guy who does white savior stuff on the weekends as a hobby.
Clip: You know how they're making 14 laptops for kids in Africa?
Nichole: What if you can make a $10 solar panel?
Clip: They change the world.
Billy Procida: Grow up, Ben.
Daniel: You know that if they had, like, kept going in California, these are AI founders, like, ten years later.
Nichole: A thousand percent.
Daniel: And they are weed growers. And they are both in a what seems like a closed triad, polyamorous triad with this woman, Ophelia Sage.
Laurel: They're in a closed V.
Daniel: A Mexican cartel moves in on their business and wants to kind of take them over and have them, like, be a franchise and use their connections. And for some reason, they're like, no. We're gonna fight it.
Laurel: Well, I mean, I understand. Yeah. I understand not wanting to be in business with our cartel. Like, that makes sense.
Nichole: Yeah.
Daniel: Yeah. But they just got sent, like, fucking beheading videos, and they are not careful at all. They are just fucking morons.
Nichole: The two boys?
Daniel: Yeah. The Mexican cartel, like, brings them into a meeting, and one of them is like
Billy Procida: I think, basically, you want us to eat your shit and call it caviar.
Laurel: But he's done several tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. He's a killer. He's a killer. He has Wargasms. Have you ever wargasmed?
Laurel: I think not. You wouldn't be scared either.
Daniel: So when they are like, no, we're gonna, like, split town, the fucking cartel kidnaps their mutual partner. And now we just roll out the rest of the movie is racist stereotypes about Mexicans.
Laurel: Yep. Billy, what did you think of the movie?
Billy Procida: I saw this movie not in theaters. I remember when this came out because I thought there's no way that's good. It's Blake Lively and two pretty boys. So it was like, there's no way... And there's guns.
Billy Procida: So was like, it's probably not a good movie. I didn't even realize Oliver Stone directs this until today. The chicken came over, like, was like, think Oliver Stone directed it. I was like, that's crazy. I think I watched this probably about ten years ago and I checked it out and I remember liking it.
Billy Procida: Like, and you know what? I just rewatched it again and it... Look, the pacing for the first act is slow, but I like that it just shows that there's a v going on and it's chill and like they they show a lot of the normal Poly stuff I'm used to. Like, they have dinner together. They're life planning together.
Billy Procida: They share an accountant. Right? Cool. Good for them. It also showcased what I've always said is that in PolyAmateur, they're...
Billy Procida: Like, if there's a PolyQule, at least one person has to have money. Right?
Laurel: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Billy Procida: Yeah. Representation. Think of the best sex party community. Like, someone owns property.
Nichole: Like Yeah.
Billy Procida: Like, here in New York City, like, parties that are not as good as the party I go to, they have to, like, rent spaces and worry about, like, making it. Like, the place I go to, The guy owns buildings. I mean, is he a landlord? And that's a questionable job in the first place. Sure.
Billy Procida: But, like, he owns a place where we can fuck at, like, every weekend if we want to.
Daniel: So it's not Donald Trump, is it?
Billy Procida: No. No. So I thought it was good representation of Poly. The whole is it Poly? I didn't know if we were, like, deciding if their relationship was Poly or if the movie is, a Poly movie.
Billy Procida: I think this movie is Poly in the same way that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
Clip: Yippee ki, motherfucker.
Billy Procida: You know?
Nichole: Yeah. Fair. Very fair.
Daniel: I definitely think it's poly. Me and Laurel watched it together last night, and, like, we turned to each other and was like, wow. This is really poly and really bad. Mhmm.
Laurel: Yeah. The thing I like most about the movie is the relationship. Like, actually think the relationship is really sweet. Yeah. Like you're saying, Billy, like, showing some of the more mundane things about, like, existing and living life in polycule.
Laurel: And, like, when she asks them both to take her out to dinner, there is nothing between the two men that signals any kind of, like, jealousy or Right. Trepidation about the dynamic whatsoever. Mhmm. There's also a point where Blake Lively o says to... What's her face?
Laurel: The cartel lady boss, Elena. Elena. You know, like, good luck bringing these guys together. Like, I'm the only thing that can do that. And she retorts like like, you idiot girl.
Laurel: Like like... They may love you, but they will never love you as much as they love each other. Otherwise, they wouldn't share you, would they?
Daniel: And there's even a scene where Ben turns to Mhmm. Sean at, like, a climactic action scene. Like, they're driving the truck along the fucking ravine, and Ben turns to Sean and says
Clip: Have I ever told y'all I love you, man?
Billy Procida: Yeah. This morning.
Daniel: Their relationship is very sweet. Yes. Like the the metamore relationship in this. And to the point where it is showing, like, how a metamore can be much more than friends. Yeah.
Daniel: And in some ways, more than partners.
Nichole: Yes. Yeah. We still got commentary within the movie about Chan and Ben's relationship. You had
Laurel: Oh, Benicio del Toro's character. Like
Nichole: Yeah. Saying like, oh, they're probably fucking each other. Instead of thinking about it in the frame of the metamore relationship, like what you and I have, Laurel, where it's like Yeah. It's just a different kind of closeness.
Daniel: But it is similar in the way that lots of people are saying, you must be fucking each other.
Nichole: Right. Yeah.
Laurel: Yeah. Yeah. Just similar where monogamous people just can't... They just can't understand.
Billy Procida: Well, remember, also, like, their relationship predates their relationship with, like, with O because they've been placed since high school, like, I imagine in, like, the, like, Oliver Stone, like, uncut director's version that's three and a half hours. That one probably shows more of the origin story of it. Yeah. Yeah. Which I would have wanted to see.
Billy Procida: But let's see. You know? I I watched the JFK uncut version many times. I'm into it.
Daniel: Well, this is kind of a question. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna, state this in the form of a question. Shout out to Greg Shahadi.
Laurel: We love Greg.
Daniel: We love you, Greg. Are there any likable characters in this movie, and who are they, if so?
Billy Procida: I think Ben is a likable character. I know... I I know you don't like the dreadlocks. I get it. I get it.
Billy Procida: It was 2012. It was a... It was... We didn't have Twitter yet. We didn't know.
Billy Procida: Okay? We have Twitter.
Laurel: Go on. We...
Billy Procida: Look. That's how I learned about the whole dreadlock thing was like, oh, it was on Twitter. That's... That was where I first was exposed
Laurel: to the criticism.
Billy Procida: I think he has an more interesting arc. I think he gets pushed to do... You know, he gets pushed to murder. He he really will do whatever. He's the more emotional one and the more heady one, and that's more how I am.
Billy Procida: Like, I relate to him more than Sean. I've read books. I've... You know, I'm
Daniel: not in the film.
Billy Procida: Oh my god. So I like Ben. And then also that dude from the movie Dodgeball we see in a couple scenes who's on the tech. I like him. Yes.
Billy Procida: I'm gonna go have a bathroom. Go to the drink in the bathroom. Yeah. Yes. I like...
Billy Procida: And Ali... And and also a pre baby cobra Ali Wong.
Laurel: Yes. Yep. Yep. And yet
Daniel: they all seem to be working in a Silicon Valley tech startup and acting like Silicon Valley tech startup people. My only likable character in this is probably going to be a little surprising. I thought
Nichole: the horse. Well,
Daniel: you know, kind of connected. Maybe Elena, because she likes the horses. She'd like takes care of her family. Of course, he's cruel and insane, and she's willing to fucking kill. But here's the thing.
Daniel: Salma Hayek is so fucking charismatic that I still found her more likable than anybody else in the main cast of characters.
Laurel: Yes. More likable relative to Yes.
Daniel: Yeah. Okay.
Laurel: The rest of the shit show.
Nichole: It was just so obvious that these characters were written by a man. I mean Yes. You have evil femme fatale Salma Hayek who has to be in leopard and tight skirts the entire fucking time.
Daniel: And her her her Achilles heel is that she's also a mom.
Nichole: Yes. Yeah.
Daniel: They even snuck in because it's fucking Oliver Stone, even snuck in a little bit of antisemitism. Yeah. So there is, on the evil fucking Oh, yeah. Drug dealer's house that Sean has to, like, shake down at one point, Mezuzah.
Clip: Yeah. You know, we put it over the door so every antisemite in the neighborhood will know that we live here in case they wanna burn down the house.
Daniel: Uncommented upon. Yes. Daniel has
Laurel: a fucking radar for a mezuzah.
Daniel: It's like a it's like a gigantic big gulp mezuzah too. It's like
Nichole: a It's from his shixa girlfriend.
Daniel: Oliver Stone has a history of making statements about Jews controlling the media.
Nichole: He does.
Billy Procida: No. You know, you don't green light one of his movies, and then he's got wrong Goldstein said no to him, and he just can't let go.
Nichole: Well, is this Poly?
Daniel: Yes. Yeah.
Laurel: I'm gonna go with yes.
Nichole: Yeah. I'm gonna say yes too.
Laurel: Yeah. It was just too gory for me.
Nichole: Yeah. I watched after this movie, The Secret Garden from 1993. That was my palate cleanser.
Laurel: VHS. Yes.
Nichole: Yeah. I had the VHS
Billy Procida: Did I?
Nichole: With the little locket that came with it.
Billy Procida: Same Black Beauty also? Did you have Black Beauty? I feel like those two VHSs went together. If there was one VHS cassette era character I had to guess was Poly, Mary Poppins.
Laurel: Oh, yeah.
Nichole: Yeah. She flies around. That's Yeah. Absolutely.
Billy Procida: Bushwick lady if I've ever met one. She got all shit in that bag, and she can come up with a rhyme on the spot. She's just Yeah. Is she artsy? I've dated that woman, like, seven times.
Clip: We're poly multi omni homo hetero amorous. Means no matter who you are, you really might adore us. Our friendships and relationships are nebulous and porous. Poly multi omni homo hetero
Daniel: When I was much younger, I thought sluttery was bad. I thought my only love would be the covered one I had. Then I met a nanny with a hand
Clip: white and loose and make room for the DV. Whenever someone asked me out, I make sure they could carry a thorough polyglossary and a great bit dictionary.
Daniel: You know, you can say it backwards, which is, but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?
Clip: So when you meet a sweet new thing, no you
Daniel: For example Yes? My map tracks when we get a panel or a pap, and everyone is negative as of Tuesday.
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